How does this fat slob Colon keep on doing it for OAK????????

[PaperTrail07]

although......http://www.sfgate.com/athletics/ostl...ds-4359350.php

[Allure]

What are you a fukkin retard?
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[konck]

I really want to bet against Colon cleanse today but I keep burning money waiting for his collaspe

[Big Bear]

I really want to bet against Colon cleanse today but I keep burning money waiting for his collaspe

do yall like the under in this one?

2 great pitchers going.

[konck]

do yall like the under in this one?

2 great pitchers going.

I dont put Colon in the GOOD pitcher ranking but he is 9-2 and proving me wrong for now. Wouldnt be surprised if this guy is on Deer Antler

[joco]

i dont care how good colon has been so far this year...iwakuma at home? cant go against that

[BennyBigNuts]

Sick MAtchup today no doubt. Would never bet against Iwakuma right now.

[face]

AL WINS		W
Bartolo Colon	1. Bartolo Colon, OAK	10
1. Max Scherzer, DET	10
3. Justin Masterson, CLE	9
3. Clay Buchholz, BOS	9
3. Matt Moore, TB	9

[No coincidences]

Doing it again tonight.

Unreal.

He was done 6-7 years ago. Now he's one of the best pitchers in baseball.

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

OAK JUST PUT EM AWAY IN 2nd

[samgurt]

Green Hippo

[rcene]

Guy takes only the good (undetectable) stuff

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

Green Hippo

Bahahahahhaha

[LordVodka]

PEDs. Have they tested him this year or did he figure out how to pass the test?

[No coincidences]

If I were MLB, I'd look into what happened right around May 10.

Check out Colon's splits before then and since.

[darrell74]

throws well located 88mph fastballs

Mitch Williams, on MLB Network, once said," the best pitch a pitcher can throw is a well located fast ball."

still boggles my mind, however

the burrito stuffer is also efficient

[No coincidences]

throws well located 88mph fastballs

Mitch Williams, on MLB Network, once said," the best pitch a pitcher can throw is a well located fast ball."

still boggles my mind, however

the burrito stuffer is also efficient

With literally no second pitch?

[Big Bear]

With literally no second pitch?

the nasty curve. just ask matt holiday he struck holiday out on it in the 2nd inning.

[RITZ]

These old guys keep coming back after being cut/ recycled old pitchers just know how to pitch!

[No coincidences]

the nasty curve. just ask matt holiday he struck holiday out on it in the 2nd inning.

LOL -- what? He has an average slider, and no curve ball whatsoever. Throws variations of a fastball 90% of the time, and an occasional change to lefties.

[samgurt]

I think last year Colon threw like 34 straight fastballs against the Yankees

[darrell74]

These old guys keep coming back after being cut/ recycled old pitchers just know how to pitch!

that's right

[Sick_in_the_Head]

God damn. He's like 40, 5'9, and 300 pounds out there. Shit is pathetic. I would be embarrassed if I were a major league player and I had to get clowned on by him.

[darrell74]

you would thin that, but that's a lot of players that are getting 'clowned'

I don't think they are feeling too embarassed at this point

[texhooper]

Doing it again tonight.

Unreal.

He was done 6-7 years ago. Now he's one of the best pitchers in baseball.

i was actually going to say this. and not only was he done 6-7 years ago, for whatever reason he remained in starting rotations for a handful of years while he just sucked ass. seems way too good to be true, then when you take into account the history of peds...

[texhooper]

throws well located 88mph fastballs

Mitch Williams, on MLB Network, once said," the best pitch a pitcher can throw is a well located fast ball."

still boggles my mind, however

the burrito stuffer is also efficient

well that's easy for someone like mitch williams to say. that dude had a nasty fastball. made his career from blowing batters away.

[GimpedMaster]

Watching Colon pitch makes me feel like I could just walk out to the mound and do it too. The guy even looks miserable out there like he's not even enjoying playing but damn how is he producing these results?

[greenhippo]

Green Hippo

Aim to please

[BennyBigNuts]

Watching Colon pitch makes me feel like I could just walk out to the mound and do it too. The guy even looks miserable out there like he's not even enjoying playing but damn how is he producing these results?

I heard a commentator talk about him back when he played with Colon in his prime. Said the guy was a beast in the weight room. Squatted n benched more than anyone on the team. He does have pinpoint location.

You know what the biggest reason he is so effective? Doesn't walk anyone and when he does it seems like there's always 2 outs. Guy just throws strikes non-stop.


How can this guy not be the AL starter for the All-Star game??? Scherzer?? Bout the only argument I guess but Scherzer gets hella run support doesn't he?? I think what Colon is doing is way more impressive.

[ThaTopMoron]

8 straight starts now for him with wins and the team winning by at least 2 runs (and more than 2 in 7 of those 8)

[konck]

Guy takes only the good (undetectable) stuff

He must be doing what the Babe did ....drinking goats blood

[Minnesota Niice]

Dudes snortin that Colombian bam bam every 5th day

[3PtShooter]

k y jelly

[oldscho0led]

Billy Beane product?

[daneblazer]

innings eating stud