Top 5 pitchers in MLB on suicide watch for their careers right now. Anyone else?

[BennyBigNuts]

1. Jonathan Sanchez- Pirates- Look at this guys numbers his last 20 starts. How is he in the majors still? Maybe I can jinx him into a win today as the Pirates are a great home dog tonight and should score a bunch of runs for him. Could tonight be his last shot as a big leaguer?

2. FATBOY BLANTON - Angels- Faded him every start so far this year and will continue until he's selling peanuts in the stands in July.

3. Phil Hughes- Yankees- Laughing at every single fkn yankee fan STILL. Been telling them all since day 1 with this guy, never saw any potential whatsoever. The one good year he had the Yanks gave him 6 runs per start. Total fluke, guy has always been pure garbage.

4. Edinson Volquez- Padres- Dude was a monster for a couple years. I dunno what happened. He's looked really bad this year.

5. Fausto Carmona or Tony Hernandez or whatever the fk they want to call him this week. This meatballer can't have much time left before he's done. Although I think he makes a decent amount of money so the Rays may rot with him.



Honorable mention and maybe a longshot but- Josh Johnson? This guy has been really bad since coming back last year. I know he had an injury, but could he be finished possibly? Used to love watching this guy pitch. Used to be a fkn animal. Sad to see him fall apart so hard. I'm rooting for the guy to turn it around.


Also that Kevin SLowey guy for the Marlins. Jesus, talk about a team desperate for an arm. They should just have open tryouts at the stadium and take a shot off the street with someone. Can't be any worse than that guy. I really didn't put him in the top 5 because in my mind, he's already out of baseball he just doesn't know it yet.


Who else needs to be on this list?

[konck]

Timmayyy Licksumcum

[BennyBigNuts]

Timmayyy Licksumcum

Ohhhhhhhh that was a great one I missed. But he makes WAY too much money to end up selling peanuts. He will be in the bullpen for sure soon. Maybe he will figure it out again once he's demoted.

[joco]

Roy Halliday fausto josh Johnson off the top of my head. There's alot of relief pitchers who should kill themselves. The whole cubs and cards bullpens...hanrahan gettin there too

[konck]

Probably heading the list is Vance Worley they just missed batting 300 vs him last year this year
they are batting a shade over 400 against him the Mets pounded his anal spiget last out 1 inning 7
hits 2 walks 7 earned. The problem here is you cant make this guy sell peanuts ,,,,,the bags would be flying all over the stadium and probably nail some fat Grandma right in the crunt.

[konck]

Roy Halliday fausto josh Johnson off the top of my head. There's alot of relief pitchers who should kill themselves. The whole cubs and cards bullpens...hanrahan gettin there too

The only thing that stopped me from sayin Halladay was his last out but that was vs Marlins

[BennyBigNuts]

Roy Halliday fausto josh Johnson off the top of my head. There's alot of relief pitchers who should kill themselves. The whole cubs and cards bullpens...hanrahan gettin there too

Don't forget the Angels and Tigers bullpen also.
Halladay will be ok. He's still getting a decent amount of K's I think. Will never be what he used to be, but still a solid #3 guy in the rotation most likely.

[HardCore]

just think before last september Zito would've for sure been on this list

[BennyBigNuts]

just think before last september Zito would've for sure been on this list

Nah, you're thinking 2 years ago braH. That's when he got left off the roster for playoffs. And was demoted to bullpen in the regular season. He battled all year last year and finished strong. Had a decent year I know because I bet him a lot he never got any line respect. May have had the most wins on the team even I'm not sure?

[BennyBigNuts]

<team idref="327" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 21.59375px;">Had to go look him up lol.
Here:

Giants</team> pitcher
Barry Zito</player> extended his winning streak to 11 straight decisions in Wednesday's series finale against the Rockies. He worked seven scoreless innings, giving up seven hits while striking out four in a 10-0 win.

The left-hander also walked just one while throwing 108 pitches, 74 for strikes.

San Francisco has won 16 consecutive games in which Zito (2-0) has started dating back to last season.

[Mase of Base]

John Axford has started where he left off from last season. Already credited with two losses and a blown save, after throwing his first clean inning of the year against STL he still has an ERA of over 18! 4.1 IP for 9 ER four of those long balls is not really what you want in a closer!

[HardCore]

<team idref="327" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 21.59375px;">Had to go look him up lol.
Here:

Giants</team> pitcher
Barry Zito</player> extended his winning streak to 11 straight decisions in Wednesday's series finale against the Rockies. He worked seven scoreless innings, giving up seven hits while striking out four in a 10-0 win.

The left-hander also walked just one while throwing 108 pitches, 74 for strikes.

San Francisco has won 16 consecutive games in which Zito (2-0) has started dating back to last season.

good info, which leads me to my next question. WHY THE FUK IS HE ONLY -120 VS THE BREW CREW

[You mad bro]

phil hughes is still young enough to maybe turn a career around .. but 90% unlikely

[mcduggly]

Marmol and Heath Bell.

[YouHave2outs]

[thes0vereign]

Everyone on the Marlins, with the exception of Giancarlo Stanton, should be placed on suicide watch. Their 4 fans too... and the mascot.

[Frisco]

Everyone on the Marlins, with the exception of Giancarlo Stanton, should be placed on suicide watch. Their 4 fans too... and the mascot.

Isn't caring about your profession a perquisite for the suicide watch?

[konck]

Everyone on the Marlins, with the exception of Giancarlo Stanton, should be placed on suicide watch. Their 4 fans too... and the mascot.

Man the Marlins ahve scored just 23 runs in 13 games wtf how bad is that....I mean I want to bet against
Haren today he is a toilet now also and a possible add to this list but wtf 23 runs they even made Halladay
look like the old Halladay

[thes0vereign]

With you, konck. I'm a huge Nats homer and I will still be fading Haren against any team with competent bats. The Marlins are not one of those teams.

[konck]

With you, konck. I'm a huge Nats homer and I will still be fading Haren against any team with competent bats. The Marlins are not one of those teams.

To me the Nats have the Best 4 in Baseball Detwiler(hard luck guy) and Zimmerman are so underated
How the F do they even let Haren in the same dug out as these guys

[NYSportsGuy210]

Gotta add Ubaldo Jiminez to this list. I remember when this guy was untouchable three seasons ago. Now he can barely find the strike zone.

[HOT WINGS]

<team idref="327" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 21.59375px;">Had to go look him up lol.
Here:

Giants</team> pitcher
Barry Zito</player> extended his winning streak to 11 straight decisions in Wednesday's series finale against the Rockies. He worked seven scoreless innings, giving up seven hits while striking out four in a 10-0 win.

The left-hander also walked just one while throwing 108 pitches, 74 for strikes.

San Francisco has won 16 consecutive games in which Zito (2-0) has started dating back to last season.

With that said still fading Zito tonight on the road.

[BigD46]

Timmayyy Licksumcum

He's undefeated this year. I hope you haven't been fading him.

[HOT WINGS]

Still think Josh Beckett but the move from AL to NL will probably benefit him I suppose.

[BennyBigNuts]

Gotta add Ubaldo Jiminez to this list. I remember when this guy was untouchable three seasons ago. Now he can barely find the strike zone.

He was one of my final cuts also. Definitely a contender but also a guy getting paid lots of money so more likely to go to the bullpen first.

[Vinnie Paz]

Volstad

[Vinnie Paz]

Also if anyone remembers Kyle drabek of the blue jays last season

[BennyBigNuts]

Volstad

Is Volsted even pitching anywhere?

[EASports]

Also if anyone remembers Kyle drabek of the blue jays last season

Drabek was a rookie with limitless talent last year. He had tommy John Surgery like the rest of the jays rotation did last year.

[JMobile]

[TheLock]

Isn't caring about your profession a perquisite for the suicide watch?

Friscer, you really made a mess of "prerequisite"!

[ses_d]

Beckett is the biggest pos don't give a shit pitcher of them all. Auto fade.

[BennyBigNuts]

Gotta add Ubaldo Jiminez to this list. I remember when this guy was untouchable three seasons ago. Now he can barely find the strike zone.

Nice night tonight. Guy gets bombed for 7 runs with 5 walks in 2 innings.

[BigDeem5]

Ubaldo will probably have one more start with the Tribe, if he flames, he will be released

[BennyBigNuts]

Ubaldo will probably have one more start with the Tribe, if he flames, he will be released

Doubt they are gonna eat 6 million that quickly. Not likely they release him. Bullpen bound.