dirtbag degen stories

[Ratpack]

i know we all have them things you are ashamed of gambling related.

When i was 18 i had the flu and the doctor said i had to be on house arrest. My local called me and said I had to pay that day so i had my dad who's a minister pay my local for the week.

DONT JUDGE ME.

Another one i once went to turningstone dumped all my money and had no license on me. So i didnt have id to use to get a ** or ** to get money to come home. So i had my dad drive 4 hours just to give me gas money to drive home.

DONT JUDGE ME

[milwaukee mike]

those aren't that bad

i once had to promise 3 months of sexual favors to my girlfriend just for another $300 to bet at the dog track

she purposely didn't wash her privates for months just to make it more unpleasant for me, that bitch

[The Kraken]

Your doctor placed you under house arrest

[Smoke]

I used to work at poster Mannys landscaping business. Well I pawned one of his work mowers to pay off my bookie. I never got the mower back either and they sold it

Dont judge me

[ronzer]

smokeys good peoples

[tto827]

Check in Brock

[InTheDrink]

i was in a card game in guadalajara a couple years back and i ran out of cash so i told the gueys that they could take mayan off my hands and abuse his butthole to their liking

i lost

and so did mayan

[broadway6]

those aren't that bad

i once had to promise 3 months of sexual favors to my girlfriend just for another $300 to bet at the dog track

she purposely didn't wash her privates for months just to make it more unpleasant for me, that bitch

[manny24]

I used to work at poster Mannys landscaping business. Well I pawned one of his work mowers to pay off my bookie. I never got the mower back either and they sold it

Dont judge me

smokey that one was walkers lololololololoolololll remember how hard we laughed!!!!!!

i will never forget got almost $1400 for a 12k mower treated you pretty fairly i thought

watched him get drunk on st. ides fill the empties with piss and threw them through the pawn shop window that night

remember when you threw the lazy twelve up on a barstool and asked that dime if she wanted to pet it?

smokey i have never seen a chick with more mushroom smacks on her face before i heard that slapping all night crazy!

[Smoke]

smokey that one was walkers lololololololoolololll remember how hard we laughed!!!!!!

i will never forget got almost $1400 for a 12k mower treated you pretty fairly i thought

watched him get drunk on st. ides fill the empties with piss and threw them through the pawn shop window that night

remember when you threw the lazy twelve up on a barstool and asked that dime if she wanted to pet it?

smokey i have never seen a chick with more mushroom smacks on her face before i heard that slapping all night crazy!

haha those were the days!

[DrStale]

OP goes to the police department for medical advice.

[Mikeyanks23]

OP goes to the police department for medical advice.

[Ratpack]

sorry they told me to stay in for 24 hours cause i had a bad case of the flu

[konck]

those aren't that bad

i once had to promise 3 months of sexual favors to my girlfriend just for another $300 to bet at the dog track

she purposely didn't wash her privates for months just to make it more unpleasant for me, that bitch

Holy Tuna....nO WAY

[TheCentaur]

Sometimes when I'm running bad I assign each side of a bet to two milkbones and have my dog choose

In order to keep working out interesting I decide weight and reps by rolls of the dice and/or cards

If i'm broke I'll bareback some dubious bitch not because it feels better but for some risk

[TheCentaur]

i once had to promise 3 months of sexual favors to my girlfriend just for another $300 to bet at the dog track

she purposely didn't wash her privates for months just to make it more unpleasant for me, that bitch

Admit it, a part of you found it visceral and arousing

[konck]

Ok im a college kid but stuck to a shark for sports bets.
He is collecting over due 350 that night I only had 100
he said dont bother bringing me the 100 I want 350 or
u pay the price. I got to OTB bet 100 on Karen Rogers
some whore jockey at the Big A she is on 2-1 which gets
close. Im there watching the race with my Bro sweating
it out big and during the race I notice this older bent over
guy drops his ticket. I step on it the pk it up he has 50 win
50 place on the A entry. Rogers drives like a crunt an loses
the entry wins at 5-1 more than enough for me to pay. The
old guy realizes what happens starts a rukus. I tell my brother
lets go...in the car I show him the ticket....High 5"s handed out
we drive to the next OTB cash the ticket. I didnt want to cash it
there because they knew the guy had 50 win 50 place lol.
OH well it saved me a beating.....once

[Seaweed]

When I was 14 I sat infront of the subway and begged for money. Made 16 dollars in 4 hours, put it on a parlay and lost.

don't judge me

[milwaukee mike]

Admit it, a part of you found it visceral and arousing

no, she was nasty, only good thing was her german mom would cook me sausage

even mrs milwaukee was an upgrade