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    pavyracer
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    What would you do if JJ delivers your SBR Store ordered pizza?

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    Would you tip him, punch him or invite him home to watch the game with you.
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    I would shit my pants

    taking a shit right now

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    I'd steal his pizza and stiff him. Then I'd rob him, JJ doesn't go anywhere without a couple large on him and a nice bag of rock.

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    I'd ask him if he had any of his NJ carga that he could spare.

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    Answer the door butt-naked, and see what he does....

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    Invite him to watch the game.

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    I would slap the hell out of him

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    i would move away from new jersey if that ever happen to me.

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    I'd call John Walsh

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    LOL!!! I'd take his rug! and put a dollar underneath it and put it back on his head!

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    Don't think we have to worry about JJ getting this far south!

    Doc

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    I'd Offer him a Gin and Tonic.

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    I'd invite him in so's we could see who has the bigger rooster.....

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    tip him

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    Ask if he brought cheese and red peppers..if not no fukkin tip...no way

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    pavy this is a great idea

    sbr store should add something like spend a day with JJgold


    they could price it at like 30,000 betpoints


    sbr would pay JJ to come and visit the poster and spend the day watching sports and eating pizza


    hookers and blow optional

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    pavy this is a great idea

    sbr store should add something like spend a day with JJgold


    they could price it at like 30,000 betpoints


    sbr would pay JJ to come and visit the poster and spend the day watching sports and eating pizza


    hookers and blow optional

    Just got acall from vegas. They said the life expectancy of JJ when he goes to a sbr forum member's house to do that is over under 2 minutes..

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    id throw the pizza right in the trash

    who the fuk knows whats on top that thing!?

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    good thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    pavy this is a great idea sbr store should add something like spend a day with JJgold they could price it at like 30,000 betpoints sbr would pay JJ to come and visit the poster and spend the day watching sports and eating pizza hookers and blow optional
    Pizza with JJ, has to be worth more than 30k? No?

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    *** on his sneakers...Or if I had already finished, ask him to go feltching on my boyfriend (I don't play that queer shit)

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    knock his teeth out

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    make a video about it

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    I would eat the Pizza if it was hot and still good. Other wise, feed it the dog.

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    Give the guy a high fukkin five.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    pavy this is a great idea

    sbr store should add something like spend a day with JJgold


    they could price it at like 30,000 betpoints


    sbr would pay JJ to come and visit the poster and spend the day watching sports and eating pizza


    hookers and blow optional
    If the price is 30,000 points only a couple posters can claim it. How about 5,000 points for one hour of JJ delivering your pizza and spending time with you watching sports and giving you gambling advice (would be kinda like a dinner with Warren Buffett giving you stock advice).

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Answer the door butt-naked, and see what he does....
    risky move ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
    I'd call John Walsh
    I was going to say Chris Hansen, but same difference.

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    Kick him in the nuts. Slam the door and call the cops.

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    Gosh....I don't know Pavy....what should I do? what should I do?

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