What would you do if JJ delivers your SBR Store ordered pizza?

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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82841

    #1
    What would you do if JJ delivers your SBR Store ordered pizza?
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    Would you tip him, punch him or invite him home to watch the game with you.
  • tony_come
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-31-10
    • 21695

    #2
    I would shit my pants

    taking a shit right now
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    • VegasInsider
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-12-10
      • 14593

      #3
      I'd steal his pizza and stiff him. Then I'd rob him, JJ doesn't go anywhere without a couple large on him and a nice bag of rock.
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      • flyingillini
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 41219

        #4
        I'd ask him if he had any of his NJ carga that he could spare.
        המוסד‎
        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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        • King Mayan
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-22-10
          • 21326

          #5
          Answer the door butt-naked, and see what he does....
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
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            • Rod1010
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-01-10
              • 6208

              #7
              Invite him to watch the game.
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              • lemart5
                SBR MVP
                • 01-12-11
                • 2818

                #8
                I would slap the hell out of him
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                • stogies
                  Restricted User
                  • 02-24-11
                  • 641

                  #9
                  i would move away from new jersey if that ever happen to me.
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                  • I/O
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 05-26-11
                    • 7922

                    #10
                    I'd call John Walsh
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                    • Monitor-Tan
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-20-11
                      • 4460

                      #11
                      LOL!!! I'd take his rug! and put a dollar underneath it and put it back on his head!
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                      • Doc JS
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-15-06
                        • 6885

                        #12
                        Don't think we have to worry about JJ getting this far south!

                        Doc
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                        • CMNoney
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-07-11
                          • 2129

                          #13
                          I'd Offer him a Gin and Tonic.
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                          • SpreadSniper
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-17-09
                            • 6125

                            #14
                            I'd invite him in so's we could see who has the bigger rooster.....
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                            • BRAVES1985
                              SBR MVP
                              • 05-23-10
                              • 4250

                              #15
                              tip him
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                              • SEAHAWKHARRY
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 11-29-07
                                • 26069

                                #16
                                Ask if he brought cheese and red peppers..if not no fukkin tip...no way
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                                • BigDaddy
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-01-06
                                  • 8378

                                  #17
                                  pavy this is a great idea

                                  sbr store should add something like spend a day with JJgold


                                  they could price it at like 30,000 sbr points


                                  sbr would pay JJ to come and visit the poster and spend the day watching sports and eating pizza


                                  hookers and blow optional
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                                  • Monitor-Tan
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-20-11
                                    • 4460

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BigDaddy
                                    pavy this is a great idea

                                    sbr store should add something like spend a day with JJgold


                                    they could price it at like 30,000 sbr points


                                    sbr would pay JJ to come and visit the poster and spend the day watching sports and eating pizza


                                    hookers and blow optional

                                    Just got acall from vegas. They said the life expectancy of JJ when he goes to a sbr forum member's house to do that is over under 2 minutes..
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                                    • InTheDrink
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-23-09
                                      • 23983

                                      #19
                                      id throw the pizza right in the trash

                                      who the fuk knows whats on top that thing!?
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                                      • LostBankroll
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 02-10-10
                                        • 4538

                                        #20
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                                        • shari91
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 02-23-10
                                          • 32661

                                          #21
                                          good thread
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                                          • stikymess
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-19-10
                                            • 3288

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BigDaddy
                                            pavy this is a great idea sbr store should add something like spend a day with JJgold they could price it at like 30,000 sbr points sbr would pay JJ to come and visit the poster and spend the day watching sports and eating pizza hookers and blow optional
                                            Pizza with JJ, has to be worth more than 30k? No?
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                                            • ngates815
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 12-01-09
                                              • 13845

                                              #23
                                              *** on his sneakers...Or if I had already finished, ask him to go feltching on my boyfriend (I don't play that queer shit)
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                                              • nosniboR11
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 09-02-08
                                                • 10042

                                                #24
                                                knock his teeth out
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                                                • antifoil
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-11-09
                                                  • 3993

                                                  #25
                                                  make a video about it
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                                                  • frostno98
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-11-07
                                                    • 9769

                                                    #26
                                                    I would eat the Pizza if it was hot and still good. Other wise, feed it the dog.
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                                                    • Wiggums5
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 12-05-10
                                                      • 2409

                                                      #27
                                                      Give the guy a high fukkin five.
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                                                      • pavyracer
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 04-12-07
                                                        • 82841

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by BigDaddy
                                                        pavy this is a great idea

                                                        sbr store should add something like spend a day with JJgold


                                                        they could price it at like 30,000 sbr points


                                                        sbr would pay JJ to come and visit the poster and spend the day watching sports and eating pizza


                                                        hookers and blow optional
                                                        If the price is 30,000 points only a couple posters can claim it. How about 5,000 points for one hour of JJ delivering your pizza and spending time with you watching sports and giving you gambling advice (would be kinda like a dinner with Warren Buffett giving you stock advice).
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                                                        • daimoshokage
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 02-07-11
                                                          • 8935

                                                          #29
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                                                          • horja1
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 01-13-11
                                                            • 5646

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                            Answer the door butt-naked, and see what he does....
                                                            risky move ...
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                                                            • Davydave
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 07-01-08
                                                              • 700

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by I/O
                                                              I'd call John Walsh
                                                              I was going to say Chris Hansen, but same difference.
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                                                              • Shark79
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 11-19-07
                                                                • 11211

                                                                #32
                                                                Kick him in the nuts. Slam the door and call the cops.
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                                                                • southmadejd
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 08-27-09
                                                                  • 1059

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Gosh....I don't know Pavy....what should I do? what should I do?
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