Let's get it out in the open - SBR Poker rigged?

**opie1988** · 11-16-12, 09:35 AM

Yes. It's all a massive conspiracy to finally drive über-douche MikeJamm over the edge.

**SBR_John** · 11-16-12, 09:43 AM

Its poker. Good players manage bad beats and keep on cooking. It all levels out.

**wtt0315** · 11-16-12, 09:45 AM

Rigged no
Set for action so all can win and lose with crazy hands yes
Is it like all online software. Yes
Is it like real poker no because of combination of horrible play and being free and software sets action based on hands that are in play.

**Wulfman14** · 11-16-12, 09:48 AM

i think the software is just geared for action. i don't see this many hands of AA, KK , QQ, AK etc. in other online sites. but rigged. no . definitely not. wtt is right horrible play also pisses off players and they in turn accuse the software.

**Kindred** · 11-16-12, 11:26 AM

It seems fat power bottoms have more suckouts than straight guys..but not sure that means it's rigged.

**BIGDAY** · 11-16-12, 11:32 AM

I like that it's rigged..

I do much better as I am the benifitor of the bad beats!

**70kgman** · 11-16-12, 12:08 PM

Rigged in favor of specific users, no. Rigged for action by constantly setting up big hand vs. big hand and/or good draw to bring in the rake at a much higher rate ("office space?"), yes-that is obvious to anyone with half a brain.

**daneblazer** · 11-16-12, 01:17 PM

Right after I make this thread, I'm greeted at the table to 4 made flush draws and my aces getting cracked by the ole ten sixer. You aren't helping the cause John

**GamblerSpirit** · 11-16-12, 02:31 PM

I stopped playing sbr poker about half a yr ago, just had enough of tha shitfest. It's not real poker, just horseshit software designed by clueless people.

**PAULYPOKER** · 11-16-12, 02:35 PM

**Mikail** · 11-16-12, 02:37 PM

Never played it. I new as soon as Sbr poker started that it would be rigged so I decided not too bother with. I know sbr's track record. I.E The Sbr Casino.

**mikejamm** · 11-16-12, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by SBR_John

Its poker. Good players manage bad beats and keep on cooking. It all levels out.

Good players manage bad beats? What a load of horse shit that is! What about if you're getting shitty fuk'in bad beats all the god damn time? So how the fuk do you manage that rigged bullshit John?

**opie1988** · 11-16-12, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Good players manage bad beats? What a load of horse shit that is! What about if you're getting shitty fuk'in bad beats all the god damn time? So how the fuk do you manage that rigged bullshit John?

Mikey very upset that he sucks at poker so badly.

Don't worry, Mikey.... You suck equally as bad at most things in your life!

**mikejamm** · 11-16-12, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Yes. It's all a massive conspiracy to finally drive über-douche MikeJamm over the edge.

This coming from a texas asshole who bets the Rangers and the Cowshits! Uber fuk'in choke job is where you live dip shit! Now go gag on a Cowboy, the kind you pick up at the dude ranch where you punch donkeys.

**GOIRISH** · 11-16-12, 02:57 PM

If by chance sbr poker is more rigged than helen keller winning a foot race, then i would say publicly outing them isnt going to be your best chance at becoming a winner anytime soon.

**mikejamm** · 11-16-12, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by Wulfman14

i think the software is just geared for action. i don't see this many hands of AA, KK , QQ, AK etc. in other online sites. but rigged. no . definitely not. wtt is right horrible play also pisses off players and they in turn accuse the software.

Hey Wulfman, glad to see at least you're having some luck my friend. I've notice you've place up there in quite a few tourneys. Congrats man you deserve it. I did notice you didn't get as many breaks in the last competition. See my friend even you notice and commented that you "don't see this many hands of AA, KK, QQ, AK, etc., in other online sites." That is exactly one of the points I'm trying to make here. On more occasions than what I would consider normal "variance", I constantly see showdowns of AA vs KK or other face cards coming up way more often than normal and often with AA getting cracked by trip Kings, Queens or Jacks. Again, when you factor in the number of times and the percentages that AA should win when up against a lesser hand, it doesn't even come close when compared to the fuk'in bullshit you see here.

**BigDeem5** · 11-16-12, 03:14 PM

I go in with the best hand 99% of the time, and win 50% of the time.

**Big Bear** · 11-16-12, 03:23 PM

ofcourse its rigged bro.

do you think they are in the business of giving out free pizza?

**daneblazer** · 11-16-12, 03:31 PM

After making this thread, I've been beaten at the poker table like a woman who doesn't listen. I didn't mean to call light to the conspiracy John and Lou, I'm sorry

**mikejamm** · 11-16-12, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by GOIRISH

If by chance sbr poker is more rigged than helen keller winning a foot race, then i would say publicly outing them isnt going to be your best chance at becoming a winner anytime soon.

So you're acknowledging and obviously have some reasonable doubt about the software here yourself, you're willing to make a post stating since I'm exposing what I know to be a shit rigged poker fuk fest around here, it's not gonna benefit me anytime soon huh? Well here's a fuk'in clue, I don't really give flying fuk and sbr can shove this fuk'in jerry rigged poker site up opie's Rio Grande canal sized ass!

If I have to play along and be one of the good 'ol boys, kiss sbr's ass and wait my turn to win a rigged game, fuk off and die! What's the sense of playing at all when the fuk'in outcome is already decided? Any real skill or fun involved with that? I've sat at enough tables here and watched newbies win every fuk'in hand and how they "cant' believe the cards they're getting", or one fuk'in guy will dominate the whole god damn table until he eliminates 4 or 5 players! Or you're reseated short stacked right into the big fuk'in blinds right after you just paid them! Fuk this shit hole poker joke, it's not worth the fuk'in cheating scam software that my 12 year old could program better!

**Weems2k** · 11-16-12, 03:39 PM

I guess the only way to really tell if it's rigged, or not is to somehow get the source code, analyze the algorithms, then see how it works. You might end up in The Matrix though.

**eberetta1** · 11-16-12, 04:08 PM

God, I had my 400 word conspiracy theory two thirds done. Somehow it highlighted everything and this is all that is left of it.

n.

I hate my keyboard as much as I hate online poker software.

**TheCentaur** · 11-16-12, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

After making this thread, I've been beaten at the poker table like a woman who doesn't listen. I didn't mean to call light to the conspiracy John and Lou, I'm sorry

Dane I had 4 outs against ur flopped boat twice. 2 Aces and 2 10s

**eberetta1** · 11-16-12, 04:48 PM

A randomizer not even based on card probability, but based on hands played, hands won, or showdowns, seat position or player rating? Think outside the box.

Put all 1,000,000 7 card hand combinations in a hand table, naming them hand 1 to hand 1,000,000. Best hand to worst. Using SBR stats(found in main lobby, Tools, Show Statistics, Session Stats) . Grab everyones session stats that are sitting at the table. Sort by player rating, descending order. Whoever has lowest player rating gets dealt a random hand(from hand 1 to hand 1000) of the hand table. Then everyone else's hand is dealt a random hand (from hand 1001 to hand 1,000,000) of the hand table.

This could be done by seat also. Put player seats in a table.
I want seat 5 to win 80% of the time. If seat 5 has not won 80% of hands deal him a random hand (from hand 1 to hand 1000) of the hand table and everyone else is dealt a random hand from (from hand 1001 to hand 1,000,000 of the hand table.

This is just like the slot machines that are programmed to payout 80% one week and 95% the next week.

Hilarious. All the bs being fed about being a good card player and odds is out the door and goes on undetected other than the confusion displayed by players.

**shari91** · 11-16-12, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

After making this thread, I've been beaten at the poker table like a woman who doesn't listen. I didn't mean to call light to the conspiracy John and Lou, I'm sorry

Care to update this my friend?

**ttwarrior1** · 11-16-12, 04:51 PM

sbr poker is about the only thing on sbr not rigged

**The Giant** · 11-16-12, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by eberetta1

n.

I agree with this. Great write up.

**GOIRISH** · 11-16-12, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

So you're acknowledging and obviously have some reasonable doubt about the software here yourself, you're willing to make a post stating since I'm exposing what I know to be a shit rigged poker fuk fest around here, it's not gonna benefit me anytime soon huh? Well here's a fuk'in clue, I don't really give flying fuk and sbr can shove this fuk'in jerry rigged poker site up opie's Rio Grande canal sized ass!

If I have to play along and be one of the good 'ol boys, kiss sbr's ass and wait my turn to win a rigged game, fuk off and die! What's the sense of playing at all when the fuk'in outcome is already decided? Any real skill or fun involved with that? I've sat at enough tables here and watched newbies win every fuk'in hand and how they "cant' believe the cards they're getting", or one fuk'in guy will dominate the whole god damn table until he eliminates 4 or 5 players! Or you're reseated short stacked right into the big fuk'in blinds right after you just paid them! Fuk this shit hole poker joke, it's not worth the fuk'in cheating scam software that my 12 year old could program better!

Im not saying i believe it is rigged for certain players. The people you see winning a lot are the people taking more chances with shit hands and its paying out. what i am saying is if you believe the world is flat, its probably not a great idea to try and sail around it.

**GOIRISH** · 11-16-12, 05:39 PM

jk that shit is rigged

**SBR_John** · 11-16-12, 05:41 PM

Ever notice bad players get the most bad beats?

**GUMMO77** · 11-16-12, 05:56 PM

Rigged! 1,000,000,000,000% Rigged!

On one of the 4,648 boards TT posts at, he published inside information -- documents he probably got when he was an executive at SBR -- that BitemeUsDoj is actually Lou.

Has anyone ever seen Biteme and Lou in the same room together? No, never! I have sat on my hands too long holding this information because I respect TT, but sorry Big Man, I can no longer sit idle.

Plus there is this: http://www.sbrforum.com/poker/

**daneblazer** · 11-16-12, 05:58 PM

Fukkin Lou, I knew it! Unreal

**opie1988** · 11-16-12, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

Fukkin Lou, I knew it! Unreal

Dane....as I clearly had the best post in this thread, when should I expect my points?

Thanks in advance, pal!

**GUMMO77** · 11-16-12, 06:02 PM

Just the truth, Dane. Just the truth.