SSK's NFL ML Thread

[ScottLocke]

Told you to man up and count the mnf losses to your record ssk, now you're just turning into the laughing stock of the forum.

[BetterBizness]

And really, I just posted a game I didn't bet, MNF. That's it. Once. Once and that's it. And I'll make up those units with another game I won't bet. Is this super-wrong???

Am I missing anything here?

Not at all... You're a winner... plain and simple... I just hope Costco doesn't run out of Twizzlers for the run you're going to make this year...

- Is winning- Check
- Great ML Record- Check
- Great ATS Record - Check
- Is updating everything he posts (at least eventually)- Check

Thats all there is to it. Thanks.

Lies about his record ... Check
Has fake bookie who accepts ML & ATS bets in the same game ... Check
Average ML Record betting heavy Favs ... Check
Great ATS Record = Sample size 4 ... Check
Bets imaginary games but doesn't keep count because he only did it once... Check...
Bets with twizzlers... check
Has many "fans" (According to him), but not one has come out to defend him yet... check
Thread is about the best comedy there is right now on SBR... level or not... check....

[GoCougs!]

I have to admit.....this is the most entertaining thread on SBR!

SSK, where in the Seattle area are you?

[Shell]

GL this weekend

[ssk13809]

Told you to man up and count the mnf losses to your record ssk, now you're just turning into the laughing stock of the forum.

What part of the MNF losses DO COUNT toward my record (soon) do you not understand?

[ssk13809]

Not at all... You're a winner... plain and simple... I just hope Costco doesn't run out of Twizzlers for the run you're going to make this year...

I bet on real money, not twizzlers.

Lies about his record ... Check
Has fake bookie who accepts ML & ATS bets in the same game ... Check
Average ML Record betting heavy Favs ... Check
Great ATS Record = Sample size 4 ... Check
Bets imaginary games but doesn't keep count because he only did it once... Check...
Bets with twizzlers... check
Has many "fans" (According to him), but not one has come out to defend him yet... check
Thread is about the best comedy there is right now on SBR... level or not... check....

-I have never lied about my record.
-My bookie doesn't accept ML and ATS in the same game, he made a mistake
- Average ML Record betting Heavy Favs?

Why don't you look down and see that my ML record is 5-3 with avg. bet +130. Do you realize how difficult that is for most people to get? 63% while betting something like +130?

Wow you are stupid.

- At least you admit I have a great ATS record

- I will COUNT those imaginary MNF games. Do you understand this?

- I bet with money not twizzlers.

- You keep saying this. But WTF is "Level" in the reference you use it.

[TheSportsBaron]

- You keep saying this. But WTF is "Level" in the reference you use it.

That confirms it...This is totally a level.

[ssk13809]

That confirms it...This is totally a level.

Just looked it up

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/on+the+level

So it means honest? Well at least you guys know that I'm being honest here and not making up my overall numbers.

[ssk13809]

Anyways, lets get this thread back on track


I've already posted 2 of my plays this week.


Rams -150 ML
Rams -3


More will be coming later today. Stay tuned.

[ScottLocke]

What part of the MNF losses DO COUNT toward my record (soon) do you not understand?

You have to do it now, not soon lol, I'm really starting to think you're 12 or something. Winning an "imaginary" bet does not void those other 2 bets.

[ssk13809]

You have to do it now, not soon lol, I'm really starting to think you're 12 or something. Winning an "imaginary" bet does not void those other 2 bets.

lol by "imaginary" I don't mean one I'm going to make up. By that I mean, a real bet, but I'm not putting actual money on it. Like the MNF bets. So lets call them Fake Real Bets. I'm going to bet another one, that is also real, but I won't be betting it in real life.


If I win that one, with the same amount of units, then the net unit difference is 0. Thus voiding those 2 losses.


Whats so hard to understand about that?

[ScottLocke]

lol by "imaginary" I don't mean one I'm going to make up. By that I mean, a real bet, but I'm not putting actual money on it. Like the MNF bets. So lets call them Fake Real Bets. I'm going to bet another one, that is also real, but I won't be betting it in real life.


If I win that one, with the same amount of units, then the net unit difference is 0. Thus voiding those 2 losses.


Whats so hard to understand about that?

If you post it, it counts. What is so hard to understand about that? Man up, its pathetic that you need this explained to you. Posting a pick means more than if you actually put money on it or not. If you put money on a game and didn't post the pick would you come in here and be like "hayyy guyz, I won a bet tonight but forgot to post it, 1-0 tonight!!!" no, didn't think so, at least I hope not.

Also, LOL at 1-2 for 0units being a wash. You know that 1-2 will look ugly on your record, so you just don't count it.

[ssk13809]

If you post it, it counts. What is so hard to understand about that? Man up, its pathetic that you need this explained to you. Posting a pick means more than if you actually put money on it or not. If you put money on a game and didn't post the pick would you come in here and be like "hayyy guyz, I won a bet tonight but forgot to post it, 1-0 tonight!!!" no, didn't think so, at least I hope not.

Also, LOL at 1-2 for 0units being a wash. You know that 1-2 will look ugly on your record, so you just don't count it.

I posted it. So it counts. I AGREE. I have agreed with that how many times now? Is this what you are still trying to explain to me? I agree it counts. I've said that 10 times. It DOES count towards my units. But I am not going to update it till I make that 1 counter bet.

So once again, if I posted it, it counts. I am counting it. I just haven't updated it yet. But I will. So...you have no point with the whole "posting a pick" thing.


So you agree the units is a wash. As far as the "record", um who cares? If I really wanted I could just post units and not record. You do realize that ultimately its how much money you gained or lost that matters right? Not your record. So that is pretty irrelevant.

I'd take 2-10 with +10 units over 10-2 with -10 Units anyways. Anyone would.




So that was really a rookie comment. No one cares about record. It's your unit/money gain/loss that counts at the end of the day.






And those MNF games WILL COUNT towards that final unit counts. Making everything fair.

[ssk13809]

To make things all good

I put an asterick next to my NFL unit count. When I make that counter bet, it will be removed. Until then, it has an asterick.



Okay problem solved



Moving on

[ScottLocke]

If nobody cares about record, then why not just update it. WTF is so hard about it.

[BetterBizness]

I put an asterick next to my NFL unit count.

I keep asking myself how this thread can get better/worse... and it keeps delivering...

[BetterBizness]

I

Wow you are stupid.

touche...

[ScottLocke]

I really think this guy is just F'ing with us lol. There is no way someone can be this dumb. I give up.

[BetterBizness]

I really think this guy is just F'ing with us lol. There is no way someone can be this dumb. I give up.

the way I see it.. I think he's writing a book.. He has to be... or just loves the attention we're all giving him... which I am very happy to do as you see, because "his character" - the 16, 17 year old as he probably is, isn't a mean spirited guy... just clueless...

Most people would have eventually given up at this point and started bashing, hating, stepping up the anger, and had left by now... Not our Boy SSK... He takes it... sits back, proclaims his greatness without regard, and honestly, continues to entertain us with his double talk, asterisk's, twizzler betting...

I gave up last night as well... But like the hooker on the corner.. I just had to have another look...

[Full Time Hobo]

The bets you may or may not have made does not stop the fact that it was a posted play and should be counted as a loss in this thread.
That is what they are getting at and you are being retarded saying how you will count it (soon) toward a bet you're not going to play.
When people make their own threads to hand out "winners" they keep A RUNNING THREAD RECORD.... they have their own bets on the side but that doesn't stop other people who drop in here from seeing you may be on it and put something on it. If people tailed you they lost; whether it be twizzlers, marbles, money, or whatever the fuk you wager with. You posted the play so it should count as a loss whether your idiot bookie put it through or not. Just man up and do it. Continuing this stupid argument is making you look ridiculous regardless of whether you're winning or not.

[ssk13809]

I really think this guy is just F'ing with us lol. There is no way someone can be this dumb. I give up.

My thoughts exactly towards both of you.

[ssk13809]

the way I see it.. I think he's writing a book.. He has to be... or just loves the attention we're all giving him... which I am very happy to do as you see, because "his character" - the 16, 17 year old as he probably is, isn't a mean spirited guy... just clueless...

Most people would have eventually given up at this point and started bashing, hating, stepping up the anger, and had left by now... Not our Boy SSK... He takes it... sits back, proclaims his greatness without regard, and honestly, continues to entertain us with his double talk, asterisk's, twizzler betting...

I gave us last night as well... But like the hooker on the corner.. I just had to have another look...

You know, if I came to a random thread and saw a post like yours above, I would assume the thread owner is struggling and is like -100 units and is making up some BS.

But you are in a WINNING CAPPERs thread (regardless of MNF) making posts like this. How embarrassing of you.


Seriously, it seems like this is a jokes thread where the original capper is losing so much money and everyone makes fun of him. This is clearly not the case. And considering I have made 20% profit on 3 "bad weeks" (my standard), your acts are downright unbelievable.


All I'm saying is take a step back and realize REGARDLESS of MNF, I'm a winning capper. Who will probably double his bankroll in the next 3-4 weeks. You think these 10 Units will matter then? No.

[ssk13809]

The bets you may or may not have made does not stop the fact that it was a posted play and should be counted as a loss in this thread.
That is what they are getting at and you are being retarded saying how you will count it (soon) toward a bet you're not going to play.
When people make their own threads to hand out "winners" they keep A RUNNING THREAD RECORD.... they have their own bets on the side but that doesn't stop other people who drop in here from seeing you may be on it and put something on it. If people tailed you they lost; whether it be twizzlers, marbles, money, or whatever the fuk you wager with. You posted the play so it should count as a loss whether your idiot bookie put it through or not. Just man up and do it. Continuing this stupid argument is making you look ridiculous regardless of whether you're winning or not.

I will count it as a loss. And for those people who tailed me, they can tail me on my "Make-Up" Bet.

Besides, my new thread record IS ACCURATE NOW.
Did you notice I have an asterick next to my units? That means something.




So in summary,

- I will count it as a loss
- I will make it up
- Those who tailed me and loss can also make it up with my make-up game
- And my thread record is updated now since it has asterick




Yet people still have problems despite me doing everything right



*Shakes head

[ScottLocke]

LOLLL wow, you are such a joke. I am done with this thread. Not giving you anymore attention. I hope all others can do the same. Please let this thread just die.

[BetterBizness]

I will count it as a loss. And for those people who tailed me, they can tail me on my "Make-Up" Bet.

Pure winner...

Can I make a pretend bet that this thread will be done with in the next day or two... Just in case though I have the right to put an asterisk in my next post...

[ssk13809]

Can I make a pretend bet that this thread will be done with in the next day or two... Just in case though I have the right to put an asterisk in my next post...

As long as you make it up if you lose. Then there is nothing wrong with that.

[Shafted69]

LoLoLoLoL comedy thread in here? Thanks for the laughs.














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[ssk13809]

Okay enough of the troll attacks. We need to get focused on the thread again and not worry about these imaginary bets. My fans are wondering what is going on here. This is not what the thread is about.


My other bets this week:

Chargers -3
Risk 6 to Win 5


Saints -115 ML
Risk 5.75 to win 5


Buccaneers +140 ML
Risk 3.6 to win 5

[ssk13809]

2 Team Parlay

Chargers -190
Cheifs -350


Risk 5 to win 4


And a small Upset Parlay

Packers +215
Redskins +120
Seahawks +110


Risk 1.5 to Win 20.4

[ssk13809]

Alrite, that's all for me this week. It will be another profitable week like usual.

I'm a little concerned about my pick of the week on the Rams. The line is very shady to be honest. The books look like they are trying to trap here. Heavy Public betting on the Rams, for obvious reasons, the line is just so good. So I don't know what Las Vegas is up to.

But hey, in a battle between SSK vs. Las Vegas, SSK takes it.

[Totolover1409]

Damn, all you fools are pathetic. Sounds like a damn soap opera in here. SSK, a loss is a loss regardless of if you bet it with "real money" or "twizzlers". Just update the damn thing and move on. No need for asterisks.

For everyone else, fan of SSK or not, just let him do what the f*** he does. If you don't like it, get outta the thread and he wont get the attention. SSK, you do what you do and we'll see how you do by the end of the season. Be honest about your plays cuz everyone will be able to see through you if you aren't.


Let's move on to the NFL.

Really like the Saints pick. That's about all I'm sure of.

[xillent23]

Saints are HORRIBLE this year...pittsburgh going to eat em again. They nevermake the spread either...BOL to you though!

[linedrivr]

same crap sportspicks3434 was pulling before he walked the plank. bogus records! if it wasn't a real bet, keep it on your personal spread sheet that way. If you posted it in your thread, its a pick, win, lose or draw and the record should reflect the true unit number, not an asterisk. All your credibility is gone if you can't keep accurate records.

[ssk13809]

Maybe you guys missed this part.


But I AM GOING TO UPDATE THOSE LOSSES. It's not the "I didn't bet it in real life so I'm not updating it" BS. I will update them. Soon. And when I do, the asterick will be removed. And everything will be fine.

[BetterBizness]

Maybe you guys missed this part.


But I AM GOING TO UPDATE THOSE LOSSES. It's not the "I didn't bet it in real life so I'm not updating it" BS. I will update them. Soon. And when I do, the asterick will be removed. And everything will be fine.

So... what you're saying is your "TRUE" record is 10.9 Twizzlers below twenty with an asterisk...

Thus your Twizzler rate so far is 9.5*... Not 20.4* .. you're a fraud...

On top of that what about this since you obviously have no clue on anything related to accuracy...

How in any bet, pretend or not, asterisk or not, can you be at the SAME unit level... You miss TWO bets... Even if you're claiming your "pretend" bet was the Giants second half -3 (which you lost)... you LOST on Dallas ML... so you're STILL out 4.9 twizzlers... because you are sitting here claiming you bet it with your book... it's pretty obvious.. You have it in your post 131...

For MNF. I'm going to play safe.


Cowboys -195 ML
Risk 4.9 to win 2.5

I could put more, but I'll play it safe. They should win though. I expect blowout.

So how can you sit here and say you are even... then you made TWO pretend bets... Then you made one pretend bet... then you put an asterisk... but you lost one CLEAR bet, and asterisk's the other...

WTF.. You are a tool... You can't even admit you lost ONE of your bets, never mind your pretend Bullsheit...

So once again.. you are a lier, and a fraud... but in your eyes you are a "winner" ... Yet you are a loser... You should really be banned for misrepresentation is what should happen...