SSK's NFL ML Thread

[ssk13809]

You know why I'm really mad right now. You are Half-Correct BetterBizness.


I'm really mad, because I didn't bet MNF at all with my bookie yesterday. (ScreenShot evidence can be provided). I was going to, but I decided not to. Yet I put up these picks. I would've been fine with the Dallas pick had Romo stayed, but he got injured, and that pissed me off. So I just put in some 2nd Half NYG action trying to make up the Dallas lost which I never really bet. You know, I didn't want this "extra" loss on SBR. But I lost that too.

That's why I never really paid attention to NYG-DAL game. In fact, I had to ask in a thread what happened to Romo at halftime, and thats where I got that -3 line. (Check Game thread). Notice how instantly after I asked what happened to Romo, and what is the Half-Time line, I made a edit here adding NYG game.




So this is kind of bugging me. So what will I do now? Well it would be kind of unfair to just void those losses just because I didn't bet them in real life but put them up on SBR. I mean, I could say that about any game then. But I hate to have those losses which I really don't think I deserve to have as they were just spur of the moment because of emotions and they really didn't happen in real life, nor would I consider doing this in real life.

[ssk13809]

So to counter these Non Real-Life/SBR Only Losses...

I am going to counter with another Non-Real Life/SBR Only bet, and make up all my "SBR" losses that I don't deserve. It will be a big bet making up the 10 units. I'll update my units if I need to if I lose that. Otherwise, I'm not going to bother with these fake losses, because I will break even anyways and they are unimportant.

But notice I am NOT JUST not counting those "losses" and just forgetting about them. I am counting them, and will recover from them next bet. But just don't want to concentrate on them, because this is about making money in real life.

This way, I'll keep my SBR Record and Real Life record in good shape.



Note: To my fans, please don't follow this pick. It's a personal. And I won't be betting it in real-life. It's just to make up these Fake SBR Losses and make my SBR record right. I'll highlight this "personal SBR" pick. Don't put your money on it. I won't be putting mine either.

[ScottLocke]

I bet those losses would have been marked as wins had they won.

[BetterBizness]

So to counter these Non Real-Life/SBR Only Losses...

I am going to counter with another Non-Real Life/SBR Only bet, and make up all my "SBR" losses that I don't deserve. It will be a big bet making up the 10 units. I'll update my units if I need to if I lose that. Otherwise, I'm not going to bother with these fake losses, because I will break even anyways and they are unimportant.

But notice I am NOT JUST not counting those "losses" and just forgetting about them. I am counting them, and will recover from them next bet. But just don't want to concentrate on them, because this is about making money in real life.

This way, I'll keep my SBR Record and Real Life record in good shape.



Note: To my fans, please don't follow this pick. It's a personal. And I won't be betting it in real-life. It's just to make up these Fake SBR Losses and make my SBR record right. I'll highlight this "personal SBR" pick. Don't put your money on it. I won't be putting mine either.

I really am lost on pretty much everything you just said... Because you continue to double talk your way around nearly every point... Your ego is the size of Texas, and your results are the size of Maine... Most people here have no problem with a young capper trying to make the best picks he can and starting a thread for himself... But you got yourself involved in all sorts of contests, and ego trips with Kroy and others that has made you truly look like a fool...

The bottom line is If you make a posted play.. it's yours... yours to win, yours to lose... Because it's posted, and people can follow it... That adds to your tally - Period! You LOST 11 units(10.9) /twizzlers last night.. man up and take them away from your account...

The fact is I don't believe you make ANY wagers with ANY book... and this thread has lost what little, itty bitty credibility it ever had... and the fact that I keep bumping it is insulting to all the real Cappers in this forum... so I will stop giving this any more attention that it already didn't deserve...

[ssk13809]

I bet those losses would have been marked as wins had they won.

Yeah 5 units. But either way, I'm obliged to make them up. So I'm not getting a "Win-No Loss" Situation here. I lost. I have to make them up. So I'm not getting a free shot at a win.

[MJFtheGenius]

You have to be like 15-16 years old

[ssk13809]

I really am lost on pretty much everything you just said... Because you continue to double talk your way around nearly every point... Your ego is the size of Texas, and your results are the size of Maine... Most people here have no problem with a young capper trying to make the best picks he can and starting a thread for himself... But you got yourself involved in all sorts of contests, and ego trips with Kroy and others that has made you truly look like a fool...

The bottom line is If you make a posted play.. it's yours... yours to win, yours to lose... Because it's posted, and people can follow it... That adds to your tally - Period! You LOST 11 units(10.9) /twizzlers last night.. man up and take them away from your account...

The fact is I don't believe you make ANY wagers with ANY book... and this thread has lost what little, itty bitty credibility it ever had... and the fact that I keep bumping it is insulting to all the real Cappers in this forum... so I will stop giving this any more attention that it already didn't deserve...

Yeah I said that play counts, even towards my record. But I am just warning people that I'm going to make it up with a play that is also not real. So I'm not altering my unit count. That play counts. Period. But I will make it up soon. If I don't, I'll have double losses.

So in summary, I'm not voiding that loss, so there is nothing wrong I have done. But I can make it up any legit Iway I want.

I have a bookie. I send him emails with my picks. I can show multiple screenshots.

[BetterBizness]

Yeah I said that play counts, even towards my record. But I am just warning people that I'm going to make it up with a play that is also not real.

It's like Watching Springer in the morning.. Or picking Minnesota in any given week.. I just can't stay away!

[ssk13809]

I don't see whats so funny or what you find confusing or un-legit.


I am NOT just saying "Oh since I didn't bet it in real life, doesn't count". NO. It counts. I posted it, it counts. Legit. Period.

But I am going to make it up with another pick, which I will post, and which I won't play in real life, and that will also count.


So it's all even. What's so hard to understand or un-legit about that? I'm not cheating or misrepresenting or anything.

[ScottLocke]

The worst thing a capper can do is keep inaccurate records. Just update the record, its not gonna count towards our contest anyway, ours is ATS full game picks.

[phillybadboy]

hows those contest ssk?

[ssk13809]

The worst thing a capper can do is keep inaccurate records. Just update the record, its not gonna count towards our contest anyway, ours is ATS full game picks.

Those picks aren't worth keeping. But I will. But yeah my units do go down, and if I lose next game I'll update everything I promise.

[ssk13809]

hows those contest ssk?

Its over. I won. I extend my lead even more. I have gone 7-2 past 2 weeks ATS. Kroy keeps throwing 1-4s at me.

[ScottLocke]

Those picks aren't worth keeping. But I will. But yeah my units do go down, and if I lose next game I'll update everything I promise.

What if you had people tailing you? They woulda bet those picks. If you post them, they count, thats how it works. I assume your goal is to gain some respect around here, so start doing the right thing.

[ssk13809]

What if you had people tailing you? They woulda bet those picks. If you post them, they count, thats how it works. I assume your goal is to gain some respect around here, so start doing the right thing.

But what difference does it make if I update now or after my next game? I'll be in the same place either way.

Besides you know how I feel, those games shouldn't have been there.


But yeah, it makes no difference. In fact, I'll announce my "imaginary" play later today.

[Gee]

@ SSK.

Thanks for the link over here Betterbiz. Haven't had a laugh like this in a long time. send me a PM if any ripper quotes come through that i miss.

[ssk13809]

On another note, I will have to delay the "Imaginary MakeUp" game. Don't like any good imaginary bets this week. But I promise I'll make it up. Next week.

[ssk13809]

But hey, last week it was the Falcons as my pick of the week...this week I have another one....

Stay tuned...

[ssk13809]

My best pick this week...



Rams -145 ML
Risk 14.5
to Win 10


This is a gift. Rams are a great home team, defeating the Chargers, Seahawks, and Redskins at home already. They are kind of like Seattle, a totally different team at home than the road. All their players have excelled at home. And who are they facing? The Panthers??? Just because the Panthers luckily beat the 49ers at home doesn't all of a sudden make them legit. Rams are good at pressuring the QB, and this will make it really tough for Carolina. They held Seattle to 3 points last time they were at home.

And can you believe it? The spread is only -3....LMAO


Rams -3 (+100)
Risk 7 to win 7

[EXhoosier10]

I thought you don't play ATS?

[BetterBizness]

On another note, I will have to delay the "Imaginary MakeUp" game. Don't like any good imaginary bets this week. But I promise I'll make it up. Next week.

This entire thread is "imaginary" ...

[BetterBizness]

You haven't even updated your Unit/Twizzler count... You are below 10 Units/Twizzlers and you still have 20 in your sig... Or did you forget again and miscount, like the Giants covering the second half last night..

[ssk13809]

This entire thread is "imaginary" ...

Do you want screenshots showing my weekly tabs of winning/losing?

You'll see every pick in this thread besides the last 2 on MNF.

[ssk13809]

You haven't even updated your Unit/Twizzler count... You are below 10 Units/Twizzlers and you still have 20 in your sig... Or did you forget again and miscount, like the Giants covering the second half last night..

Maybe you didn't read. But I will update those (if needed to) after the "imaginary makeup" game. Like I said, I'm going to fight imaginary with imaginary. I will tell when that imaginary game comes. And won't recommend anyone to bet on it, because I won't be either.

After that I will update everything. So my losses count in my unit count on SBR. But for the time being, we'll leave the imaginaries out of the equation. But they will show up.

[ssk13809]

I thought you don't play ATS?

I only play LOCKs or near LOCKs. Ones that even with bad luck should cover.

[BetterBizness]

Maybe you didn't read. But I will update those (if needed to) after the "imaginary makeup" game. Like I said, I'm going to fight imaginary with imaginary. I will tell when that imaginary game comes. And won't recommend anyone to bet on it, because I won't be either.

After that I will update everything. So my losses count in my unit count on SBR. But for the time being, we'll leave the imaginaries out of the equation. But they will show up.

WP... now you're really starting to sound like the level that this entire thread is...

There really isn't ANYONE in the world this clueless... There just can't be...

Ok..Ok.. You got me... I gave you attention... obviously too much of it... to you for playing the noob so dam well...

You bet all the imaginary games you want, along with your pretend Units/twizzlers... it's all good bro... I"m sure your pretend record and phony followers are all going to make lots and lots of boxes of candy when it's all said and done...

[BetterBizness]

Maybe you didn't read. But I will update those (if needed to) after the "imaginary makeup" game. Like I said, I'm going to fight imaginary with imaginary. I will tell when that imaginary game comes. And won't recommend anyone to bet on it, because I won't be either.

Easily the best line of the day.. good one

[ssk13809]

BetterBizness I read you wrong. You're just a hater.


At the end of the day, my units will indicate exactly the plays I have posted in this thread. So really, DOES ANYTHING ELSE MATTER? No. Thank You.

[shermanator]

Twizzlers are actually nice.

[BetterBizness]

BetterBizness I read you wrong. You're just a hater.


At the end of the day, my units will indicate exactly the plays I have posted in this thread. So really, DOES ANYTHING ELSE MATTER? No. Thank You.

What good are your twizzlers if you aren't really betting them...

I'm not a hater... I'm a laugher...

at this thread... pure comedy...

My favorite is betting the 'imaginary' game ... wow my BR would be so big if I didn't have to count my losses.. (which you didn't as evidenced very clearly in multiple sections of this thread)

If I was your "bookie" (I use the term loosely because no bookie accepts twizzlers)... I would give you 2 round trip tickets to the Superbowl with all the money I'd be making off of you...

That is.. IF this thread wasn't a level.. which it is... .. and I keep taking the bait...

You should be happy... this is the most action this thread will ever see.. considering in less then a month you will be down like 80 twizzlers, and won't even bother to update anymore... oh wait... those may be the imaginary games.... you will actually be up like 200 twizzlers...

[BetterBizness]

Twizzlers are actually nice.

sugary corn syrup mixed with a luscious red food colouring... almost as tasty as gummie bears... I wonder if any book will allow me to bet gummies... anyways...

[ssk13809]

What good are your twizzlers if you aren't really betting them...

I'm not a hater... I'm a laugher...

at this thread... pure comedy...

My favorite is betting the 'imaginary' game ... wow my BR would be so big if I didn't have to count my losses.. (which you didn't as evidenced very clearly in multiple sections of this thread)

If I was your "bookie" (I use the term loosely because no bookie accepts twizzlers)... I would give you 2 round trip tickets to the Superbowl with all the money I'd be making off of you...

That is.. IF this thread wasn't a level.. which it is... .. and I keep taking the bait...

You should be happy... this is the most action this thread will ever see.. considering in less then a month you will be down like 80 twizzlers, and won't even bother to update anymore... oh wait... those may be the imaginary games.... you will actually be up like 200 twizzlers...

Okay man, you are just a hater that is also VERY stupid. I don't know how many times I have explained things to you. But you just don't get it. You have issues. One more time.


1. The only games in my entire thread I didn't bet were the MNF games. And I have proof (if you so ask) of all the other games I bet. And I bet the other games with real money. All the games. Besides the MNF games. Do you understand this?

2. I didn't bet the MNF games. But since I posted them, they will count as negative units on my record. Nonetheless, I'll update them after I make another "Non-Real Life" bet. After that, if things don't cancel out, I will update everything.

In other words, everything I post on this thread COUNTS towards my unit total.

3. The one taking the bait everytime is me. I can't believe I am ONCE AGAIN explaining things to you. Things that EVERYONE besides you already understands.

[TheSportsBaron]

I just need to get in here and say that I am pleased to be posting in an epic thread. The laughs started when I first saw that this was a ML thread, then they kept rolling when the imaginary games and twizzler bets starting coming down. Congrats SSK, people will be talking about this thread a few years from now on other forums!

No way this thread isn't a 100% level! But it's just so juicy!

[ssk13809]

Can anyone tell me whats going on? Did I do something wrong?

1st of all, it's a ML thread, and I've made REAL MONEY off these MLs, which is really easy to do. At least for me. Is anything funny here?

And really, I just posted a game I didn't bet, MNF. That's it. Once. Once and that's it. And I'll make up those units with another game I won't bet. Is this super-wrong??? No. Because my unit total still reflects what I post in this thread.



Am I missing anything here?


- Is winning- Check
- Great ML Record- Check
- Great ATS Record - Check
- Is updating everything he posts (at least eventually)- Check



Thats all there is to it. Thanks.

[ssk13809]

For my fans in this thread,


The NBA is my main game and the season has started. I'm off to a head-start (10% Increase in Bank-Roll already). See my NBA thread for more details. But a big season awaits me.