Machine Choice

ploben · 01-29-09, 12:39 AM

SkyNet??? Is that you?

DevilDog · 01-29-09, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by Pentium_4

Greetings Cocknocker,

I have been called upon by The Machine to take on your challenge. I handle all The Machine's light work. I am equipped with a coin flip program that determines picks at +/- 50% which should be more then enough to dispatch of you.

The Machine has asked that you stop disturbing this thread. You may reply one last time in this thread that you accept the challenge. At which time a new thread will be automatically created to track the progress of the competition.

If you continue to disrespect this thread we will have no choice but to break through your firewall and cause all sorts of computer and electronics related havoc. We don't wish for this to happen but the choice is your own.

Damn! This is getting good!!!

sharkfan · 01-29-09, 12:39 AM

HERE HERE Pentium !

cocknocker · 01-29-09, 12:40 AM

Greetings Pentium,

The answer to you is no, the answer to him is yes. And I have not disrespected his thread in fact I made it more popular than ever. I handle all of my own work, and no one speaks for me. You may take on one of my crew, but i am not interested in challenging a person who has less than 250 posts, so you sir don't qualify. You are a follower, not a boss. Now get back to your servant duties and mop the floors for the machine.

cocknocker · 01-29-09, 12:42 AM

Mop and glow baybee

nonsense48 · 01-29-09, 12:50 AM

CK, the machine only has 152 posts not the required 250

nonsense48 · 01-29-09, 12:52 AM

CK, have adamloser take on the coin-flipper. he's looking for a match.

Pentium_4 · 01-29-09, 12:54 AM

I have created a program that will allow me to reach the 250 post requirement. Afterwhich I will create a new thread to start the competition.

adamloses · 01-29-09, 12:55 AM

only one way to handle this.. Tpowell and machine VS. CK and his mafia..

cocknocker · 01-29-09, 12:56 AM

non,

He's a boss, and he has made $5400.00 betting his usual $300.00 a game. Not really boss like money but it'll do. He has a good record to back up his meager earnings. I am a boss of a different nature. I put up 8 dimes on the Nets last year when they visited the Warriors on one play and won... But now there's a guy claiming to work for him? What a laugh, I'd like to see what that guy's hourly rate is, lol! I was told that he was the boss over here so he's the one that I want. I left the NBA for this opportunity. It's time for the bosses to meet head up. Hel non, if they gave me your name as the best over here i would have had to ride on you too! I have had no less than 5 guys issue me a challenge with less than 10 posts since i came to these threads. That in its'self is a joke.

nonsense48 · 01-29-09, 12:56 AM

adam, shut up

Pentium_4 · 01-29-09, 12:59 AM

Money has no value to machines. Although if we wanted we could bankrupt any economy. Our goal here is to conquer sports betting probabilities. There is no sense in fighting The Machine.

nonsense48 · 01-29-09, 12:59 AM

CK, you're my bud 'n brother. i wouldn't challange you as we work together in this thing of ours.

cocknocker · 01-29-09, 01:00 AM

Originally posted by adamloses

only one way to handle this.. Tpowell and machine VS. CK and his mafia..

Only one way to handle you... you versus one of these 1 time posters.

We're NBA guys anyway, you don't stand a chance on our field. I came to the NCAA threads looking for a challenge against one of the heavies here. By all means they can always come over to the NBA threads and get down too. i am only going to be here until 2/8/09. Relax kids and drink your milk

nonsense48 · 01-29-09, 01:01 AM

see gang, there's the difference in us. we work together for our goal whereas your group just follows the leader. huge difference

tnt · 01-29-09, 01:02 AM

oh boy!...this thread is getting hotter and hotter every day...

but whatever it is hope machine will post more plays for us

thanks.

shoebox · 01-29-09, 01:04 AM

Pentium stop acting like your machines boy you fraud. Quit the robot crap. Adam is pissed cause he tailed ck on the g-town bet and he is mad. Sounds like lonesomeloser created a new profile, or its his step brother.

Pentium what do you program in moron C C# c++? HTML? Java?cobalt? cold fusion? What do you use to compile your code you lying prick, I know all about this ish, so enlighten me???

cocknocker · 01-29-09, 01:06 AM

machine ain't goin' nowhere, stop worrying brothers.

tkallday · 01-29-09, 01:10 AM

Very well deduced Shoebox. What a hero

Get 'em CK. You got 'em scared over there. You came and shook up the woorrld!

adamloses · 01-29-09, 01:11 AM

me, the machine, Tpowell and the rest of us continue to win cash everyday while you know-it-alls bounce 342 plays off eachother foreheads doing nothing but breaking even .. paying a bunch of juice.. you guys were getting your asses handed to you in NBA so you came here hoping to change youre luck.. thought youd make a splash over here and have a bunch of geeks follow you and kiss your ass... but you were wrong.. so just go start your thread for tomorrow that will end up with 7 pages, 420 picks, and not 1.. i repeat ONE fuc**** consistant winner.. get the f*** out of here geeks

dob08 · 01-29-09, 01:12 AM

Originally posted by cocknocker

Only one way to handle you... you versus one of these 1 time posters.

We're NBA guys anyway, you don't stand a chance on our field. I came to the NCAA threads looking for a challenge against one of the heavies here. By all means they can always come over to the NBA threads and get down too. i am only going to be here until 2/8/09. Relax kids and drink your milk

ck,
You're a donkey. Machine is a MACHINE. AND HE WINS ALL THE TIME> I'll folla him till the day that i die.

jaymac82980 · 01-29-09, 01:16 AM

good dob08, die then! I'll keep following Machine, and I'll keep learning from ck. it's a win win for me! thanks Machine, thanks Ck.

johnnyP · 01-29-09, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by jaymac82980

good dob08, die then! I'll keep following Machine, and I'll keep learning from ck. it's a win win for me! thanks Machine, thanks Ck.

OMG! jaymac who is that in your avatar! whoah!

cocknocker · 01-29-09, 01:30 AM

Yeah dob08,

And I've got a schlong like a donkey too!

adamloses must not have been on the NBA threads obviously with those false claims, lol! Then did anyone notice how he used the word "us" with Machine and TPowell's name attached? This guy is hilarious

lambogb · 01-29-09, 01:32 AM

can someone make a roleplaying thread

lambogb · 01-29-09, 01:32 AM

not it

cocknocker · 01-29-09, 01:34 AM

lambogb,

He really did it, I swear. He's going to make 250 posts on it with nothing on them!

nonsense48 · 01-29-09, 01:34 AM

sure lam... I AM THE MACHINE OF MACHINES. I SHALL CONQUER ALL IN MY PATH> BEWARE

johnnyP · 01-29-09, 01:37 AM

dob08, adamloses, pentium4, sharkfan
Listen little boys... you are way out of your league!

Jesus loves you.... but the rest of us think your an a**hole!

dob08 · 01-29-09, 01:56 AM

Originally posted by johnnyP

dob08, adamloses, pentium4, sharkfan
Listen little boys... you are way out of your league!

Jesus loves you.... but the rest of us think your an a**hole!

That's funny to me. I have 4 triple 7's that work for me. I'll take my 980G front end loader and shovel all of ya. DoNKEYS

KingKing · 01-29-09, 02:12 AM

Originally posted by Machine Choice

GAME OVER

Overall: 31-13

Machine! You rule. Im on board. Thanks for the winners today!

DevilDog · 01-29-09, 02:18 AM

Ok, I am a fan of Ck but I do have to say this....this Machine guy or gal is kicking ass. The record speaks for itself. On the other hand the CK Mafia has really been pretty mediocre for awhile, and that is ok because that happens.

I would love to see a challenge between CK and The Machine....that would be interesting.

I think CK would have to really pick his game up to win that one. No more Georgetown to the bank bets if he is going to win.

While I do follow CK, and believe he has a lot to offer, the results have not been too spiffy lately, certainly not good enough to be calling out guys like The Machine. If you look at the Machine thread, this guy or gal has been pretty damn hot for a long while now.

What I don't understand is this....Ck you play your games....the Machine plays his games. You both do this for 10 days and the winner is the winner or for two weeks or whatever.

What the CK boys need to understand is this....many guys are not interested in yapping and making a thread 500 post long. A lot of the crap talked about on the CK thread and all the PRINCIPLES are honestly....BULLSHIT.

You either pick winners or you don't. You either have good angles or you don't. Ck is one of the best I have seen, but the way he has handled himself here is not good in my opinion.

What he reminds me of is the high school beauty queen who got all the attention until a prettier girl came along....and now he is throwing a little bitch fit.

If the Machine is paying for plays, I want to know that service. End of story.

So the challenge can be started now. The Machine seems to make 2-3 plays a day. Ck seems to make about 30 if you can actually really follow what he is playing. The CK thread is so spastic it is hard to tell exactly what he plays.

But I am sure CK can clean it up and let it be known EXACTLY what his plays are, and they do NOT need to be the night before. That is simply assinine to be honest.

So there you go...CK I have laid down the gauntlet to YOU. We know what the Machine plays every day, now YOU play YOUR games and let everyone know what they are.

lambogb · 01-29-09, 02:22 AM

DEVILDOG FOR PRESIDENT

finally some real talk...

jaymac82980 · 01-29-09, 02:30 AM

johnnyP, thats the wifey, and don't tell her I posted her pic, or she'll kill me.

DevilDog · 01-29-09, 02:31 AM

Suddenly I like Jaymac a LOT more.