Machine Choice

[GODFATHER]

Cocknocker,

I guess I'm a little confused here.

This person , MACHINE, or whatever he is, offers free picks and forms his on corner. People enjoy and are very excited about what this Machine next move may be.

Now you want to come in on this persons page and act like a thug and tell him the way it is going to be and that you are going to take over his page. What has this person done to you? Nothing!! Grow the F****K up get a frigging life.

Since we are throwing our weight around, I have a very good relationship with the upper Management and Administrative people of SBR, look at where I live, they have an office in CR less then a mile from my home, I will be happy to let them know they have a want to be thug making problems on their College Basketball forum and we can see how long your gangster ass will last!

[Dana4U]

I will be very surprised if the Machine even acknowledges you CK. The Machine is known for only posting picks and then updating its stats accordingly after the outcome of the game. The Machine has no personality and since its picks are quite successful, no one really cares (IMO).

[WestsidePete]

Machine's don't speak...they just give out numbers...just keep giving out the numbers Machine...

[peetlui]

If you are the cybernetic reincarnation of St. Andrew, so be it. Your human form was good and if you've retained those positive qualities then I think this mechanized version will do just as well.

[Achilles15]

I only follow 3 cappers on the forums religiously and the Machine is one of them. The other 2 are Shumakov and JohnMorr08. Lately I have been following UCBearcats's NCAA picks.

waht about this football jesus man was told about in aother column here?

[losturmarbles]

why are all these rookies spamming about football jesus?

start your own thread in the promotion forum dipshit

[cocknocker]

Cocknocker,

I guess I'm a little confused here.

This person , MACHINE, or whatever he is, offers free picks and forms his on corner. People enjoy and are very excited about what this Machine next move may be.

Now you want to come in on this persons page and act like a thug and tell him the way it is going to be and that you are going to take over his page. What has this person done to you? Nothing!! Grow the F****K up get a frigging life.

Since we are throwing our weight around, I have a very good relationship with the upper Management and Administrative people of SBR, look at where I live, they have an office in CR less then a mile from my home, I will be happy to let them know they have a want to be thug making problems on their College Basketball forum and we can see how long your gangster ass will last!

Thank you for your comments. They are greatly appreciated. Enjoy the walk over to the offices

[kmarinouofm]

looks like cocknocker got his name wrong... should be cocks***er

[Machine Choice]

Monday (added)

Oklahoma -2 (-115 Greek)

[007Fatty]

woot woot thank you machine lol!:P

[mmike032]

Machine-Pimp

First of all I would like to let you know that I have much respect for you and your handicapping skills, butI am looking to expand now and I need some new area to do my work in, and you seem to have a lot of area over here that is wide open, and in a nutshell that's what's up.

This place is kinda dungeon. All that I hear is drops of water hitting the floor and mofo's screaming every now and then in the background like it's some Neanderthal shit going on in here. I am here to check in and see what ya got going on. I'm jackin fools over here in the NCAA threads, but I heard you were the man, so I stopped by for a hot minute to see what's the haps. I hear that you're not a man of many words, so I won't ask you shit. I'm just here to let you know that there's more than enough corners around here for everybody to get wealthy. And I'm looking for a little expansion into the borderline territory between our terrain. Sort of a merging type thing. That orange Mustang outside ain't mine. I had to borrow a car since I've gotten to this city. Ordinarily I am much more low key like an American Gangster. I'm going into claim jumping right now. I'm claiming a small chunk of this soil for me and my family the CK Mafia. I am sure that we won't disturb your thread. Just know that you have some guests from the other side of town in the buildin'. Any rims that we steal that belong to a member of your party will be returned upon request. You've got it that good. If at any point you're looking for a challenge of some sort, just let me know and we can bang. Give me a week to get up to snuff. The majority of my plays will always be 1st halves in NCAA basketball, because that is my area of expertise. But i would welcome the opportunity to face you on square ground with clean records. I will ask that any kind of wager be accepted, a half a total, a prop whatever. I am going straight to the source. I hear that you're good and I would like the opportunity to see what you're made of. I tend to feel that you are buying pick and offering them as your own, but I have been told that you're too good for that. But one thing that i do know is that anyone who is good at thisthing of ours knows what they intend to put thier money on the night before the game comes on. Even the guys that I know who sell picks of their own or those that run sportsbooks of their own even know what's good the night before. Surely my good man you wouldn't have a problem picking your games the night bfore if that were a criterion for said challenge. I mean at lest that way I'll know certifiably that you are playing with your true talent and not someone else's talent. If you don't want a challenge I'll take that as you are conceding ground in this area and we'll just move on in and take over and rename these the CK Mafia pages and just put your picks over there for us to use. You know how these things work.

I am undefeated at challenges and I think that you would be my strongest competition in a field that I am not claiming to know as well as you do. But that matters not to me. I am a fast learner. I'll scrap any time that you say. Please give me a starting date. Best record after 25 plays which I feel is a week. Any type of wager. You can contact me on my thread page. I would like to call it War of the Giants!

CK The People's Champion

you are a fvckin douchebag
scared your followers are jumping ship on ya. I wouldnt blame them

[GODFATHER]

I did what I needed to do!!

Like they say in CHESS, Your move now!! I bet if it is in the direction you ran your mouth about you will find your self having trouble logging into SBR.

I suggest you leave well enough alone, before you get yourself into a jam you won't get out of.

[jaymac82980]

how about everyone just leaves the whole thing alone. I don't really care who machine is, or where he gets his picks. I liked this thread a whole lot better when it was machine posting a winning pick, and every now and then a joke was made about him being a robot.

Let's all get over it, and let this thread go back to what it was..."Machine's Choice"

Machine, the whole point of sbr is for people to help each other make some money gambling - That appears to be what your doing. Like I said before, I don't care how you do it, just keep posting those winners and many of us will appreciate it.

Thanks.

[mattypiper]

This thread is so much better when it is just Machine by himself

[G's pks]

cocknocker..I read you got thrown off a different forum...why has no interest to me...but I see there are a lot of people that like your postings. Do not get dragged into an argument here...

[WestsidePete]

This thread is so much better when it is just Machine by himself

[masr]

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Dear Mr Thomas Jerald,

As you are aware, this is our third transmission since our abduction in 1978. By our estimate, we have traveled 4,387 years ahead of earth-time. Today Vomat #31 gave us writing materials and authorized this release. We are unharmed.

It remains unclear to us what our purpose here is. Since the abduction, the Vomats have only required that we transcribe their sports predictions and assist relaying them to SAT-FARM Delta in Boulder. At first, we were told to assume the identity of a human for these transmissions, and so we created a moniker "Saint Andrew" for the task. However, the Vomats quickly dispensed with this moniker and insisted that we use "Machine Choice," with further instructions that all transmissions be stamped with the visage of Vomat #31. As you are aware, the physical image of Vomat #31 was transmitted in 1981 and subsequently leaked, later to be used in a North American cartoon called "Transformers."

We suspect that the Vomats are using sports predictions in an attempt to relay a method of fourth dimension space-time travel to which they have mastered. However, we have been unable to apply any known algorithm to their communication prints, and although they can communicate in English this language is insufficient to describe the vast architectire of space-time. Therefore, we will continue relaying sports outcomes in the manner and frequency by which the Vomats permit. I hope to be able to communicate again soon, but as it has been more than 8 years since our last transmission, the time could be lengthy.

Your Frend in Science,
Jonathan Platt
Galactic Plot 488

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wild story...but won me some w/ him

[nonsense48]

i think a few people that don't know cocknocker didn't get what was being done on this thread. i think it was taken too too far as i'm sure with my knowing him as i do, most everything he typed was entirely in jest and fun. i know him as only a true gentleman in every sense of the word and as far as the thug act that's all it was and he was just trying to find out who machine was and to see if we all could interact and combine all of our knowledge of this thing we all do. again, i'm certain it was all in fun. let's all lighten up and work together to beat the books. thanks for the read and good luck everyone

[frostno98]

Pleaze folks, only one sentence comments from here on out to the Almighty (Machine)!

[Machine Choice]

Monday

The Citadel +5.5

GAME OVER

Overall: 26-11

[dlightner]

This thread is for the Machine.Quit all the Bullshit

[cocknocker]

non, I actually meant what I said. I know what I know.

I have cruised the scene here in the NCAA threads and I saw great talent,most notably Westside Pete, that guy has a good notion of what he is doing. As the front man from the CK Mafia, I let the words of GODFATHER and kamrinouofm roll off my back like a duck in rain. These guys don't have their own threads so, who are they really.. I've been called worse things by better people. And better things by worse people. I nall of the things I said to the originator of this spread, I never called him out of his name. And I certainly am not going to call any of the people who called me names out of their name.

I think that the originator of this thread will get a bump actually from me ridin' on him. And that's good for all when you look at it in a roundabout way. I am not into trashing people or bashing them if you will. I stated the obvious, because I know it's true. I know the source of a certain person's picks and that in its'self is all that I need to know. No more worries about this thing going on. I have my people on my side and he has his. That's how it should be.

[nonsense48]

but the thug jive was all in jest wasn't it? that's what i was talking about CK

[cocknocker]

Oh yeah that part was jive for sure

[joanapoker]

Machine or no Machine I always welcome 70% hit rate!!!

thx for Citadel

and for what it looks also for Okla -2

[cgars1]

The Machine is a Machine...great work!

[ploben]

LOL @ cgars....the dude abides

[jgbgsox]

great work, machine

[bumppinee]

Cocknocker,

I guess I'm a little confused here.

This person , MACHINE, or whatever he is, offers free picks and forms his on corner. People enjoy and are very excited about what this Machine next move may be.

Now you want to come in on this persons page and act like a thug and tell him the way it is going to be and that you are going to take over his page. What has this person done to you? Nothing!! Grow the F****K up get a frigging life.

Since we are throwing our weight around, I have a very good relationship with the upper Management and Administrative people of SBR, look at where I live, they have an office in CR less then a mile from my home, I will be happy to let them know they have a want to be thug making problems on their College Basketball forum and we can see how long your gangster ass will last!

You are a ****ing pussy, cant take a lil playful sarcasm, you act as if the message was intended for you. If there is no hard feeling from the machine then let it go, ****ing internet pussy.

[Machine Choice]

Monday (added)

Oklahoma -2 (-115 Greek)

GAME OVER

Overall: 27-11

[chipper13101]

Good work machine

[ploben]

Beast!

[GODFATHER]

You are a ****ing pussy, cant take a lil playful sarcasm, you act as if the message was intended for you. If there is no hard feeling from the machine then let it go, ****ing internet pussy.

The Machine posted 2 today and they did very well.

I respect and appreciate his forum. If you consider what was said SARCASM so be it.

Thanks Machine keep them coming!!!

[shoebox]

Good work keep em coming!!

[Machine Choice]

Tuesday

Northeastern +7