Ya I would say that game is over too huh?? nice call Machine... 
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Saturday (added)
Illinois -6 (-120)Comment -
ok machine, great day so far. Careful posting too many plays, I'd hate to see you burn out a gasket. Go get an oil change, and relax til after Illinois wins.Comment -
Saturday (added)
Miss St -3Comment -
damn, another nice pick...I missed this one buddy. You must have stopped at Jiffy Lube and gotten the service done quicker than most places. Good day for you.Comment -
Solid effort today Machine!
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machine....utep - 4.5?Comment -
Sunday
2-team teaser: Minn -3 / Louisville +6.5Comment -
Opening line on Minn was -8. Now its up to -9. Should we do the tease with Minn -5? I know Machine won't answer cuz he doesn't have his communications chip plugged in yet. So I will put it out to all of you guys. Is Minn -5 worth it to put on a tease?Comment -
Take it I, I did GL
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Dear Mr Thomas Jerald,
As you are aware, this is our third transmission since our abduction in 1978. By our estimate, we have traveled 4,387 years ahead of earth-time. Today Vomat #31 gave us writing materials and authorized this release. We are unharmed.
It remains unclear to us what our purpose here is. Since the abduction, the Vomats have only required that we transcribe their sports predictions and assist relaying them to SAT-FARM Delta in Boulder. At first, we were told to assume the identity of a human for these transmissions, and so we created a moniker "Saint Andrew" for the task. However, the Vomats quickly dispensed with this moniker and insisted that we use "Machine Choice," with further instructions that all transmissions be stamped with the visage of Vomat #31. As you are aware, the physical image of Vomat #31 was transmitted in 1981 and subsequently leaked, later to be used in a North American cartoon called "Transformers."
We suspect that the Vomats are using sports predictions in an attempt to relay a method of fourth dimension space-time travel to which they have mastered. However, we have been unable to apply any known algorithm to their communication prints, and although they can communicate in English this language is insufficient to describe the vast architectire of space-time. Therefore, we will continue relaying sports outcomes in the manner and frequency by which the Vomats permit. I hope to be able to communicate again soon, but as it has been more than 8 years since our last transmission, the time could be lengthy.
Your Frend in Science,
Jonathan Platt
Galactic Plot 488
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I will not fight this machine.
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Monday
The Citadel +5.5Comment -
Did you guys not catch the "Saint Andrew" reference?
Maybe this is his alter ego and if so, amen Saint, I meannn Machine
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this is some really funny stuff,i needed this damn machine before today,wish I would of found him soonerComment -
I only follow 3 cappers on the forums religiously and the Machine is one of them. The other 2 are Shumakov and JohnMorr08. Lately I have been following UCBearcats's NCAA picks.Comment -
We might as well make money off of the Machines before they take over the world.Comment -
okahoma ML!!!!!!Comment -
Give some respect to the Machine and don't post picks in his thread.Comment -
looks like im betting citadel tonight,lolComment -
Affirmative.Hockeytown
looks like im betting citadel tonight,lolComment -
me too!! Guess I'm all over citadel +5.5
let's see.....Comment -
Well it's up +6......not a good sign, but lets roll with citi!!Comment -
Machine-Pimp
First of all I would like to let you know that I have much respect for you and your handicapping skills, butI am looking to expand now and I need some new area to do my work in, and you seem to have a lot of area over here that is wide open, and in a nutshell that's what's up.
This place is kinda dungeon. All that I hear is drops of water hitting the floor and mofo's screaming every now and then in the background like it's some Neanderthal shit going on in here. I am here to check in and see what ya got going on. I'm jackin fools over here in the NCAA threads, but I heard you were the man, so I stopped by for a hot minute to see what's the haps. I hear that you're not a man of many words, so I won't ask you shit. I'm just here to let you know that there's more than enough corners around here for everybody to get wealthy. And I'm looking for a little expansion into the borderline territory between our terrain. Sort of a merging type thing. That orange Mustang outside ain't mine. I had to borrow a car since I've gotten to this city. Ordinarily I am much more low key like an American Gangster. I'm going into claim jumping right now. I'm claiming a small chunk of this soil for me and my family the CK Mafia. I am sure that we won't disturb your thread. Just know that you have some guests from the other side of town in the buildin'. Any rims that we steal that belong to a member of your party will be returned upon request. You've got it that good. If at any point you're looking for a challenge of some sort, just let me know and we can bang. Give me a week to get up to snuff. The majority of my plays will always be 1st halves in NCAA basketball, because that is my area of expertise. But i would welcome the opportunity to face you on square ground with clean records. I will ask that any kind of wager be accepted, a half a total, a prop whatever. I am going straight to the source. I hear that you're good and I would like the opportunity to see what you're made of. I tend to feel that you are buying pick and offering them as your own, but I have been told that you're too good for that. But one thing that i do know is that anyone who is good at thisthing of ours knows what they intend to put thier money on the night before the game comes on. Even the guys that I know who sell picks of their own or those that run sportsbooks of their own even know what's good the night before. Surely my good man you wouldn't have a problem picking your games the night bfore if that were a criterion for said challenge. I mean at lest that way I'll know certifiably that you are playing with your true talent and not someone else's talent. If you don't want a challenge I'll take that as you are conceding ground in this area and we'll just move on in and take over and rename these the CK Mafia pages and just put your picks over there for us to use. You know how these things work.
I am undefeated at challenges and I think that you would be my strongest competition in a field that I am not claiming to know as well as you do. But that matters not to me. I am a fast learner. I'll scrap any time that you say. Please give me a starting date. Best record after 25 plays which I feel is a week. Any type of wager. You can contact me on my thread page. I would like to call it War of the Giants!
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I want your ring, watch and those rims homie!Comment -
losturmarbles, yes I do....
Matter of fact it's almost time for him to give my family their picks so we can have a nice meal this evening. No way is he going to be the only store on this block that doesn't make his insurance payments. Something bad could happen at anytime, you know.... We might as well change the title of this thread now. There won't be any reason for anyone to come here in about a week or so. I'm jacking this guy for those picks. He either give em up or shut down.Comment
