SSK NBA Thread 3 (Beast Mode)

LChruscial85 · 03-02-11, 09:37 AM

Tough night....how could you bet the Sixers? But GL with the last 10

MartinBlank · 03-02-11, 12:41 PM

Shocking.

Loser McLoser better knows as SSK had another huge losing night.

Two nights ago he lost what, 95 units?

And last night he lost another 33 units.

This kid is such a loser. It isn't even fun mocking his fantasy bets these days.

Grits n' Gravy · 03-02-11, 02:27 PM

damn! i thought this thread got closed when it was no longer in pt. nice to see ssk still is a great fade in nba for those who've been keeping up. keep doing what you do ssk.

ssk13809 · 03-02-11, 05:34 PM

All-In (Every unit I have)

4 Team ATS Parlay
Wizards -1
Hawks +4
Knicks -2.5
Thunder -8

I'm giving it 60% odds of hitting

dvnyc · 03-02-11, 05:35 PM

Fade... and take the Bulls.

FourLengthsClear · 03-02-11, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by FourLengthsClear

On what date will we see the first "All In"?
On or before 4th March -300
After 4th March +240

Ding, ding.
We have a winner.

ShogunRua · 03-02-11, 06:16 PM

i like this thread

gryfyn1 · 03-02-11, 06:40 PM

Im already waiting for thread 4

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MartinBlank · 03-02-11, 08:22 PM

It's over.

He never made it past March 3rd, and officially cements himself as the biggest loser on SBR.

3 threads. Each with a 100-unit bankroll. Each thread burned through a 100 units within less than 5 days of wagering.

Where's Philly? Shouldn't this be about the time he takes to telling everyone how good SSK is?

MartinBlank · 03-02-11, 08:23 PM

Who wants a good laugh?

Originally posted by ssk13809

I will comeback and win everything back now that I'm in BEAST MODE.

Grits n' Gravy · 03-02-11, 08:33 PM

next thread will be beastiality mode, where ssk takes it in the pooper from his talking dog.

Full Time Hobo · 03-02-11, 09:03 PM

Thread 4: Blow mode.... where SSK will blow you away with his picks

MartinBlank · 03-02-11, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

All-In (Every unit I have)
4 Team ATS Parlay
Wizards -1
Hawks +4
Knicks -2.5
Thunder -8
I'm giving it 60% odds of hitting

What kind of knucklehead bets on the Wizards? They are 15-44 for god's sake, and have lost their last 6.

And----they are laying chalk.

It doesn't matter if it is "BEAST MODE", Fantasy Team Mode, this kid will forever be remembered on this forum as a loser. And not just any loser. 300 units pissed away in three threads.

Full Time Hobo · 03-02-11, 09:44 PM

Thread 4: Blow Mode...where ssk blows you away with his picks

ssk13809 · 03-02-11, 09:49 PM

Hit 3/4 on my ATS Parlay. Not good enough.

I'm done here

Bye everyone

Full Time Hobo · 03-02-11, 09:50 PM

My computer is having a heart attack. sorry for the weird posts aha

MartinBlank · 03-02-11, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Hit 3/4 on my ATS Parlay. Not good enough.

I'm done here

Bye everyone

Beast Mode. Epic Fail.

Full Time Hobo · 03-02-11, 09:57 PM

awww man hes gone for good?

Start looking around for the "posting team" to make a new account

Grits n' Gravy · 03-02-11, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Hit 3/4 on my ATS Parlay. Not good enough.

I'm done here

Bye everyone

thanks for trying. just wait around for nfl and make a comeback.

BetterBizness · 03-03-11, 02:33 AM

+300 SSK actually quits....

BigSpoon · 03-03-11, 02:44 AM

For thread 4 SSK needs to start off with 1000 units so it can last longer than a week.

BetterBizness · 03-03-11, 03:27 AM

ES..
ES...
KAY!!!!

be real man... 1000 Units... New Thread.. Start Fresh... I'll miss you too much ...

I know for a fact Martin will look like this

as well...

BetterBizness · 03-03-11, 03:27 AM

The fans have spoken.. i'm sure Phily cheese head will be here soon as well...

LChruscial85 · 03-03-11, 09:21 AM

Why the Wizards in a parlay?! Oh man, SSK Thread 4 coming up. My prediction, there will be no new "modes" he will claim he's found himself and needs to win this money back so he can escape the feds. Will claim he has no "teams" and will not talk about them for 1 day. Still will claim that he is the best NBA capper in the world.
Odds SSK starts a new thread:

Before March 10th -500
March 11th or later +250

SSK we need to see how many units you can drop by the end of the NBA season. Please come back!

MartinBlank · 03-03-11, 09:37 AM

He better not leave.

5000 Unit Bankroll. And run that shit up! I want to see 1200 unit parlays and 2500 unit 2-team teasers.

Doc JS · 03-03-11, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by ssk13809

March 11,2011. Mark the date down. Then we'll see who laughs at me.

Do we have to wait until the 11th???

Doc

GoCougs! · 03-03-11, 12:48 PM

Nooooo. How can this be over? Too much entertainment value.
Thanks to everyone who made this thread so enjoyable.

BetterBizness · 03-03-11, 12:50 PM

This is Bullsheit!

phillybadboy · 03-03-11, 02:39 PM

enjoy your break ssk

MartinBlank · 03-03-11, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by phillybadboy

enjoy your break ssk

Philly loves him some SSK.

Philly watched SSK blow through 300 fantasy units and yet here he is. Still offering him some serious love.

Well done Philly. Well done.

ShogunRua · 03-03-11, 04:52 PM

SSK?

phillybadboy · 03-03-11, 05:05 PM

i like his persistance

Full Time Hobo · 03-03-11, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Ok here we go. I'm back. Had some tough losses so far. But this time I'm in BEAST MODE. I've already explained how and why I am in Beast Mode now in SSK NBA Thread 2. When I'm in Beast Mode, I have no teams. I am powerful enough to do everything by myself. So don't expect me to talk much about my "Teams" in this thread. I still will be with some of them such as my SBR posting team, but none of the ones that help me bet such as my Teaser Team, Parlay Team, Money Management team, etc.

Let me go through a little history of what happened last time I was in Beast Mode:

It was the summer of 1986. The summer had just started, temperatures were starting to warm up. Everyone was starting to get out and have some fun. However, I had just suffered a set of losses. I was mad. Went into Beast Mode, and dominated the rest of the summer. At the end of the summer, the books I bet with were paying me 1k per day just to not bet with them. I was satisfied and went back to normal.

I started the NFL season with 100 units Hit 70% ATS for the season (documented on SBR) and won almost every week to make around 200 unit profits (once again documented). I pretty much lost all of that in the NBA. So I'm back to my original 100 units. I will play with that. And I will comeback and win everything back now that I'm in BEAST MODE.

Where'd ya go ?

SSK youre beat up but you can come back and give us a winner

I can just imagine his frustration everytime Martin came in here

Get his suicide team on the look out

Your fans want you back SSK

Oh... Since he is probably gone... that post he made about PMing me... I told him to get on 5dimes with a free play he earned through SBR because I felt he was a rec bettor....

He turned around and used it for a Bookmaker account

He must have made strong relations almost instantly on the inside to "help" people in Washington out as he had claimed ...

RIP SSK. Hope you come back for NFL season if there is a season because I actually liked your input in that thread no matter how big your ego got.

MartinBlank · 03-03-11, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by Full Time Hobo

Your fans want you back SSK

Awesome post Hobo. But one correction.

"fan(s)?" There's more than just Philly?

BigSpoon · 03-04-11, 12:08 AM

Surprised he didn't come back in this thread.

A two-team TNT 5 pt teaser with Miami pk would have been a SSK pick for sure. Then the subsequent excuse that they were covering 80% of the game and its such a bad beat etc.