WNBA Dating Tips

**baa269** · 06-12-09, 10:01 PM

f'in mets damnit... my one big play today and they blow it.... fukkk....... o well hopefully angels can recoup me a lil and hopefully oak wins outright. damn red wings...

**pho3nix32** · 06-12-09, 10:06 PM

line: ny+5.5@sa
pick: sa-5.5

The Stars are coming off a one week rest to face the Liberty. Rust? I don't think so. They didn't start the season right losing to the Mercury. This will be their first home of the season. In front of the fans, look for them to bounce back and cover against the trigger happy Liberty players. It's gonna be Pretty Becky's homecoming to the team which traded her 2 years ago. Watch her torment New York once again tomorrow. Head to head trend here, Stars are 4-1 ats in last 5 meetings.

**oda11** · 06-12-09, 10:11 PM

DAY 4 06/12/2009

Starting bankroll - $2975

Seattle+4.5 -110 $275.00 to win $250.00 WIN
Chicago-4 -110 $275.00 to win $250.00 WIN
Storm/Lynx under 156 (-130) 1 point buy $325.00 to win $250.00 LOSS

Ending bankroll - $3150
WNBA Dating Tips Record 4 - 2 - 0

**sweetjones55** · 06-12-09, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by shhhhh22

I had seattle/Minnesota under 160.5 teased with Chicago/Atlanta over 140 Seattle looked like hell but worked out. So keep faith, game not over yet!

I was worried in that 3rd quarter. Thanks SM/CK again. I went 3-0 tonight with your picks/insight (took the dream/sky over that CK mentioned).

**slk08** · 06-12-09, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by pho3nix32

i had 158 under! 1 pt!!!

ahhh i had 158.5 .5 point!!!!

, but i was however to gain a little bit due to the other two. GJ CK and Sexymit

**haserfauld** · 06-12-09, 10:52 PM

My first WNBA bet today, decided to go with a nice little parlay thanks to CK, buying some points to make it easier:

Chicago -2
Seattle +6.5
Seattle/Min under 160 (bought 5 and i'm so glad I did)

$50 to win $148 CASHED

Thanks CK, glad to be back and glad to see you hot as ever!

**chipper13101** · 06-12-09, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by cocknocker

Dating tip #4

Don't let ladies turn your house into a rest haven. Observe the same set of rules that she does and keep her away from your house as long as possible before you let her come over. Almost to the point of making her think that you are married orsomethin'. The date meter indicates that no woman should know where you stay for an entire month after meeting her. And to help this along, make sure that you always meet up at places. If she asks you over to her house decline if you see a bad zone on Google maps. (Always look at the house before you go to it on Google Maps) I like hotels. And especially great bars that are in great hotels. Then you can just go straight upstairs after getting wasted. But you just can't have them around your house before you know them, man...But when you do, make the first time with flair. Then get her out again later on, lol!

Tricky one but it will get right to the point. Don't invite a woman to your home until after you have known her for a month. And when you do invite her over, tell her that you are having a party for you and some of your friends, but tell her to come alone and dressed to impress because it's gonna be a lot of good looking couples at this affair. Tell her to get there by 9:00 sharp

Meanwhile you have plenty of time to order Italian food and go to the store and buy wine and new wine glasses (only the sharps know that when you buy wine buy the type of glass that it should be served in). Wine gets chicks just demolished because they are not aware of how much they are taking in. But if you have a hard bitch then you better have hard alcohol. It's just the rules. You'll start to look corny trying to wine and dine the wrong type of woman, lol!

So you make your rounds pick up your shit and put it on the table. Just make the table, put out som cut up fruit and veggies, but don't act all fruity and start breaking out the candles and flowers on the table shit for no other woman but your wife or the mother of your kids. Just make the table, and play some Best of Mint Condition Slow Songs and just have it going in the backround a bit. Old nasty soundin' blues are GREAT too.

Hopefully you had sense enough to clean your house up a bit. Anyway when she shows up and asks where is everybody, you tell her you had to cancel it so that you could be with her tonight. Try not to talk too much after that and f*ck everything up. Make sure that you took your blue pill 20 minutes before she gets there. I figure that date number 3 or 4 should have happened before this one.S he'll be looking her best because she thought that she would be in front of a ton of people. Anyway eat the food, and get her out of your damn house before the morning. Women hate it when you do that to them because it empowers you over how the action is going to go.

The way to get them out of your house is a touchy thing. The best I've seen is to shower, and then get dressed and go. If you get up and take a shower, then put on some clothes the chances are that your company will follow suit, right? If she asks you where you are going, tell you like to do a lot of different things each day and right now you want ice cream, hell I don't know. Okay now, you have to make her drive HER car so that she can drop YOU off at your place. In order for this to work you have to talk in the driveway and then give her a goodbye kiss.

Preserve your mystery. It has to be this way

BRILLIANT stuff CK! The only thing I would add to all you single guys is to CK's last point about mystery. Make this your mantra,
"Hard to find, easy to be with". Make yourself scarce and your value increases tenfold. Master the "negative space" and NEVER, NEVER NEVER tell her how you feel about her, even in a weak moment. Got it? Works like wildfire. Cheers all.

**cocknocker** · 06-12-09, 11:24 PM

Oh-ho-ho-man do I have one for us tomorrow. I like the under in the San Antonio/New York game. It started at 148 and has gone down to 145.5. Now that is a significant push down when you know the consensus is 50/50 basically and it's still going down. San Antonio will play with some pride, and it starts on the defensive end. The Liberty have gone under 8 out of their last 10 games overall. A tiger can't change it's stripes. This baby will go under.

Liberty/Silver Stars under 146 (on my book still)

**SexyMit** · 06-12-09, 11:24 PM

I couldn't get back to the computer! Damn Sacramento looked good against Phoenix! I would have made it a 3-1 day with that Sacramento play! Oh well, stil a positive day! And yes CK on the rd Sparks look pretty bad, but you are right when they return home its on!

**SexyMit** · 06-13-09, 12:01 AM

Ok tomorrow with all the money on San Antonio, I'm looking at taking the Liberty and the points. The under does look like a solid play with the line going down as well! Also on Sunday looking at Chicago as a PK at home? LEt me know what you think as I'm off to bed tonight again! LOL

**cocknocker** · 06-13-09, 12:39 AM

Love the Liberty play as well as the under. I think that we should roll with just those two. Chicago on Sunday is pick of the week! Seattle will garner most of the attention. We should be able to line up with the books on that one. Also on Sunday i like the under 144.5 in the Seattle/Chicago game. Seattle won't be able to blow out the Sky. I expect a spirited low scoring game in that one with Chicago winning it!

**cocknocker** · 06-13-09, 12:50 AM

I see some 6's popping up out there. We should definitely wait and then take New York late since we are taking the dog. We could possibly get up to 6.5. This game has chicken dinner written all over it.

**cocknocker** · 06-13-09, 02:15 AM

Another intersting tidbit. I just capped the Phoenix game out and I came up with a 13 point advantage for them. Yet the line started out at Phoenix-8 Friday morning at 11:23am pst at the M Resort (Las Vegas).

Okay follow me now. Notice how the line was offered before Friday night's game ever happened. Then the line goes down to -4.5 by 2:02PM with a low of 210 for the moneyline, still before the Friday night game has happened. Then the line starts to go up again as of 7:08pm creeping back up to 5 and now it has gone back up to 6 with a moneyline of -230 and rising. Just as prescribed, Phoenix will be the play in that game. I wouldn't be surprised if the moneyline gets back up to -300.

This game has blowout written all over it. All of the movement for Saturday's game happened prior to Friday night's game. And as the public money drives up the line, the squares will start to take Sacramento. But the smart play is on Phoenix as we discussed.

**peeiempee** · 06-13-09, 03:01 AM

Semi homecoming for me in LA. Been out with friends. Congrats on the plays. I also played under mercury for game and over for the half. So 4-1 for me in WNBA, too bad my automatic donating machine (MLB) keeps taking a chuck of my winnings. But great job fellas, let's keep beating the books like our redheaded step child

**RoagBettor** · 06-13-09, 03:19 AM

I will forego betting on baseball and just bet WNBA.

**peeiempee** · 06-13-09, 03:23 AM

Roag, I think I agree with you

Let me give it a try tomorrow

**Vreston** · 06-13-09, 04:04 AM

Good Morning all!

I ended up going 2 for 3 last night. Lost the under. Had Seattle-Minnesota at 155.5. Can't win em all though. There's always that one game that takes a chunk out of your winnings. Well as long as I'm up even a little bit every night it's ok. It's better than being down.

Right now NY-SA is at O/U 145 and it's noon over here. Which means it's around 5am EST and even more out in California. I might wait a while on this one and see how it goes.

**Vreston** · 06-13-09, 04:13 AM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

I will forego betting on baseball and just bet WNBA.

I stopped betting on baseball a couple of weeks ago. It took all my hard earned winnings from College basketball and NBA slowly and systematically. Look at what happened in the Mets-Yankees game last night! How do you make that kind of error?
Now I'm trying to work it back up thanks to CK and Sexymit and this thread since I don't know the WNBA.

CK couldn't have put it better when he told someone to join him on "the dark side" in the baseball section!

**jellobiafra** · 06-13-09, 07:46 AM

Originally posted by cocknocker

The way to get them out of your house is a touchy thing. The best I've seen is to shower, and then get dressed and go. If you get up and take a shower, then put on some clothes the chances are that your company will follow suit, right? If she asks you where you are going, tell you like to do a lot of different things each day and right now you want ice cream, hell I don't know. Okay now, you have to make her drive HER car so that she can drop YOU off at your place. In order for this to work you have to talk in the driveway and then give her a goodbye kiss.

This was the funniest paragraph I think I have ever read on this board. Hilarious.

8:00 in the morning ....

"Where are you going?"

"Aww...baby I like to do a lot of different shit with my day. Right now I'm going to get some ice cream.... so uh...we gotsta bounce."

**RoagBettor** · 06-13-09, 07:58 AM

Liberty +6.5 on Bookmaker now

**SexyMit** · 06-13-09, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by cocknocker

Love the Liberty play as well as the under. I think that we should roll with just those two. Chicago on Sunday is pick of the week! Seattle will garner most of the attention. We should be able to line up with the books on that one. Also on Sunday i like the under 144.5 in the Seattle/Chicago game. Seattle won't be able to blow out the Sky. I expect a spirited low scoring game in that one with Chicago winning it!

Well then lets go ahead and announce those 2 plays today and wait and unload on Chicago on SUnday!

**SexyMit** · 06-13-09, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by cocknocker

Another intersting tidbit. I just capped the Phoenix game out and I came up with a 13 point advantage for them. Yet the line started out at Phoenix-8 Friday morning at 11:23am pst at the M Resort (Las Vegas).

Okay follow me now. Notice how the line was offered before Friday night's game ever happened. Then the line goes down to -4.5 by 2:02PM with a low of 210 for the moneyline, still before the Friday night game has happened. Then the line starts to go up again as of 7:08pm creeping back up to 5 and now it has gone back up to 6 with a moneyline of -230 and rising. Just as prescribed, Phoenix will be the play in that game. I wouldn't be surprised if the moneyline gets back up to -300.

This game has blowout written all over it. All of the movement for Saturday's game happened prior to Friday night's game. And as the public money drives up the line, the squares will start to take Sacramento. But the smart play is on Phoenix as we discussed.

Thats what I was talking about... Why I liked Sacramento so much cause of the way the line had already come out before they had even played the game Friday night! And how they line opened up so high with Phoenix at home, but yet they are at a PK last night!

**cocknocker** · 06-13-09, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by jellobiafra

This was the funniest paragraph I think I have ever read on this board. Hilarious.

8:00 in the morning ....

"Where are you going?"

"Aww...baby I like to do a lot of different shit with my day. Right now I'm going to get some ice cream.... so uh...we gotsta bounce."

Perfect! You know the getaway mechanism! Keep her out of your house!

**cocknocker** · 06-13-09, 09:02 AM

Project Plays Saturday 6/13/09

New York+8 (1 point buy -130) $325.00 to win $250.00*

New York/San Antonio under 146 $275.00 to win $250.00

Next up on Sunday 6/14/09

Chicago+ANYTHING

Chicago/Seattle under ANYTHING!

**cocknocker** · 06-13-09, 09:06 AM

Where the hell is jgbgsox? Can't have this thread without havin' the guy who beat me around, lol! I know that he is lights out at basketball. And where the hell is BigMoney? I thought that for sure by now the top cappers would have had some input

**cocknocker** · 06-13-09, 09:11 AM

As the day wears on, I would ideally like to see phoenix line go up out of the roof. As stated, I capped them out at -13. Ideally I would like the line to go up to -8.5, 9 or something ignorant like that, that doesn't look right, and then I would feel better about taking the Mercs

If you want to get looks at WNBA Power Rankings and so on, a good place to start is www.broburysports.com they have all of the power rankngs, etc around noon on the day of the games

**GGPLAYER** · 06-13-09, 09:48 AM

Originally posted by cocknocker

As the day wears on, I would ideally like to see phoenix line go up out of the roof. As stated, I capped them out at -13. Ideally I would like the line to go up to -8.5, 9 or something ignorant like that, that doesn't look right, and then I would feel better about taking the Mercs

If you want to get looks at WNBA Power Rankings and so on, a good place to start is www.broburysports.com they have all of the power rankngs, etc around noon on the day of the games

Ok am I reading this right? You like Pho but you want to see the line go up more before you bet on them? It's a -7 right now.

**cocknocker** · 06-13-09, 09:54 AM

True, GGPLAYER,

What I am looking for is movement that mirrors my findings. If you cap a game out to be one side-13, you want the line on that side to at the very least approach the double digit marker as much as possible. And that can be acheived by bringing the line up to 8, which for all intents and purposes is a double digit line in basketball terms as it would take double digits to cover that line. So what i want to see is for the line to get back to 8, then we can buy a hook, and play it at Phoenix-7.5, you underdig?

**GGPLAYER** · 06-13-09, 09:56 AM

I got it. Thanks for the insight....I just wanted to make sure I was reading your post right.

**GGPLAYER** · 06-13-09, 10:03 AM

Ok I just thought of this and I think it relates. Yesterday I posted a question regarding the crazy jump in the O/U on the Sac/Pho game. It went from like 160 and topped out around 170. I liked the under but did not really see anyone post a reply so I stayed away thinking that if the total keeps going up that it would probably go over. Well it went under....161. Do totals work different than game spreads? I'm just saying using your logic for today's game that line movement would have told me to take the over last night, right? Just trying to gain some knowledge here. Thanks for your help.

**SexyMit** · 06-13-09, 10:07 AM

I'll have to look back, I thought I responded about taking the under since it jumped 9 points!

**SexyMit** · 06-13-09, 10:11 AM

In post #223 I did say I was thinking of taking the under but didn't really announce it to your post! I apologize for that, as for today I'm not sure you would have to lean and take the over since the 1st game went under!

CK my book has the Liberty game at 7, I'm not sure of it going any higher. What do you think?

**sweetjones55** · 06-13-09, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by SexyMit

In post #223 I did say I was thinking of taking the under but didn't really announce it to your post! I apologize for that, as for today I'm not sure you would have to lean and take the over since the 1st game went under!

CK my book has the Liberty game at 7, I'm not sure of it going any higher. What do you think?

I was about to ask why you posted the project liberty play so early? No one is on them and I can see that line maybe hitting +7.5.

**SexyMit** · 06-13-09, 10:36 AM

Yeah cause CK said to wait till the after noon and let the line go up. I hope we don't get a whole point less with him posting so eary!

**cocknocker** · 06-13-09, 10:48 AM

Mit let's use our point buying power and buy a point and play it at +8