The Daily Weather Report...Its BACK!

[Smacksmiter]

The 7-9 I was referring too was my record before the day started...I went 1-1 today and the record is now 8-10...try to keep up "holmes"...
Nice 5-3 for you today bud...keep up the good work...

[cocknocker]

Right so at one point your record WAS 7-10 like I indicated, homes (not holmes, you are definitely showing that you are NOT a brother trying to be gramatically correct. It's an ebonic thing. Obviously you don't understand. Homes is short for homie).

[Smacksmiter]

Good morning again all! This is your Weather Report for 3-08-09 and spring has definitely sprung all over the Golden State with 3 of the last 4 days showing positive sunshine units and breezy good record numbers....lets see what the weather brought yesterday...

Ck went 5-3 with a +1.60 units gained on posted plays...cumulative units are now at 62-58-2 with a -6.35 units lost overall.

I went 1-1 and -.10 units with the Boston Celtics -3.5 lying down at home in the early selection but the sneaky Sacramento Kings +10 notched an outright victory in the nightcap...cumulative totals now at 8-10 with -3.30 units lost.

My selection for today is the Houston Rockets +5 (-130) visiting the Denver Nuggets...The Nuggets played 2 on the road and now come back home to play a BTB after their beatdown vs the lowly Kings...Yao and company have got it going on now and playing their first game back on the road after a little homestand, points here are a nice bonus.

As you can see, the good weather continues this spring and lets hope the rain stays away so the mudslides can't come out and play...positive units can't be far away at this pace...

Good luck today!

[Smacksmiter]

Right so at one point your record WAS 7-10 like I indicated, homes (not holmes, you are definitely showing that you are NOT a brother trying to be gramatically correct. It's an ebonic thing. Obviously you don't understand. Homes is short for homie).

Sigh...well, not to belabor the clarification...however, it seems I must for the sake of integrity...my record over the last few days is as below...feel free to back check me if you wish...my record has never stopped at the 7-10 number...sorry "homes"...give a brutha a break... yo ...

Thursday 3/05.... 1-0......cumulative.....6-7
Friday 3/06.... 1-1......cumulative.....7-8
Saturday 3/07.... 0-1......cumulative.....7-9
Sunday 3/08....1-1.......cumulative.....8-10

Hope this helps you out bro!

[cocknocker]

Yeah it helps me see that your record was 7-10 until you made your 2nd wager on the Kings later on in the day. When I said that you were 7-10 you really were 7-10 at the time. Boston had lost VERY early in the day, many hours before you made the Kings pick. You went to 8-10 later on after making and winning your second wager. Stop trying to fudge on your record. It's not like you're playing for money. You're playing only for pride. And pride doesn't get you anywhere in the long run. It only causes hurt.

[Smacksmiter]

Good evening all! This is your intermediate weather report for 3-09-09...lets get right to it and see how the weather is hanging tonight!

NBA
Charlotte -1....................................... ..........Loss
Charlotte -3, 2nd half.................................... Loss
Detroit +1...................................... ..............Winner
Charlotte -1/Detroit +1...Parlay..1 unit...........Loss

Per usual...further updates as needed...its looking a bit like a storm chaser night...

BONUS added selection tonight! Taking the LA Lakers -2 (-130) at Portland...good luck!

[Smacksmiter]

Good morning yet once again all! This is your intrepid weather reporter with the Daily Weather Report...come rain or shine, snow or sleet...nothing stops this reporter from completing his daily rounds...sloppy and wet last night with slippery going in the Golden State...lets cut to the numbers, shall we?

Ck went 1-3 on his selections losing his first parlay since the Weather Report started...down -2.2 units for the night...cumulative totals now at 64-61-2 and units at -8.55 lost... those parlays can really pop a number on ya...good thing they don't fall out of the clouds too often.

I went 1-1 on my selections for the night winning with the Houston Rockets as a 4 point dog on the road but dropping the nightcap when the Lakers decided to lie down backside up and give it up to the Portland Trailblazers...I apologize for that selection ...units down -.20 for the night...cumulative totals now at 9-11 and down -3.50 units..

My selection for tonight is the Indiana Pacers +4 (-120) hosting the Utah Jazz...one is hot at home, the other not as hot on the road...love the home dog here...

Time for a run of nice weather...I can feel the high pressure seeping into my bones like a warm toddy on a cool spring night...lets get this comtrail blazing across the sky!

[Smacksmiter]

Dangnabbit...hate it when I post before checking Ck's post for the day...looool...he is hard on the the Pacers as well...oh well, sticking to them none the less...unless something strange happens today...

[alamo]

Smack, Keep the posts going. But I would say as a neutral, Just becuase CK and yourself are both on the same Lock there's no need to be begrudging that. Were all here to make money. Not to take on each other. So just to keep the karma Im going to get on these Pacers too since the too of you both like em. Lets hope the sun comes out in Indiana.

[Smacksmiter]

Good Afternoon Everyone! This is your intermediate Weather Report coming to you a bit early today as the weather knows few time limitations and the action has hit the streets early...lets roll it out on the turf for ya! ...
NBA
Indiana +3.5.................................... .....................Loser
Indiana +110 1st qtr ML...................................... ...Loser
Indiana/Utah over 214..................................... .....Loser
Cleveland-9....................................... ..................Loser
Cleveland -3.5 1st qtr..................................... ......Loser
Cleveland -6.5 1st half.................................... ......Loser
Charlotte+6............................. ..............................Loser
Phoenix -2...2nd half.................................... ...........Loser

CBB
Cincinnati-5.5 2nd half.................................... ........Loser

Hey alamo...no begrudging anyone a win in this most challenging of hobbies...however, as you must know by reading the thread...Ck has flavored this with the friendly spirit of competition so I do take some pride in my handicapping efforts and when we post the same selection, obviously, neither of us can improve our records vs the other...that's all its about my friend I can assure you...now that said, after seeing that everyone and Cooter's mother is on the Pacers tonight...I am re-thinking my perspective so there actually may be a change later but nothing definite yet...stay tuned

More updates as needed per usual...good luck tonight!

[djpremier36]

It was kind of funny at first but man... this is getting to be borderline "cyber stalking" LOL!

Leave the man be, he is done more good than anything you will ever do!

[Smacksmiter]

Adding a 2nd selection for tonight with the San Antonio Spurs -5 (-120) hosting the Charlotte Bobcats...I must admit that I do not often go against the Bobcats getting points...however, I do like the Spurs here in the middle of a nice long home stand...settled in and taking care of business here by a nice number tonight...Gooden will not be on the court tonight so no minute mixing needed while Ginobli has been gone long enough for the Spurs to get comfortable with the new lineup...

The Bobcats 6 game winning streak ends tonight with a Spurs solid cover by 10+...Book it Dano!

[Smacksmiter]

Bah...somehow in my gut I just knew I should have switched that Indiana Pacer play ...oh well... need a little run here by San Antonio to git-r-done! ...the weather out in California looks to be very dreary tonight so look out for the mudslides...they could be very bad...

[Smacksmiter]

The Bobcats 6 game winning streak ends tonight with a Spurs solid cover by 10+...Book it Dano!

Nice bounceback call from the sorry Pacers game...hope you got a little piece of that sunshine!!

[Portlander]

It was kind of funny at first but man... this is getting to be borderline "cyber stalking" LOL!

Leave the man be, he is done more good than anything you will ever do!

I know! Did the guy tail CK blindly and lose some money??

First off blindly tailing someone is not great to do anyway.

If you do it and the bet doesnt cash. Uh you can not get pissed after you followed someones "opinion" FOR FREE.... helloooooo

This kind of anger should be reserved for people you paid money to like a betting system that didnt work or something (not naming any names)

[Smacksmiter]

This kind of anger should be reserved for people you paid money to like a betting system that didnt work or something (not naming any names)

Appreciate your input and your avatar even more,Sir......However, you are mistaken when you think that anger is a part of this valuable educational service that The Weather Report performs on a daily basis...There is no way to be angry at the weather as it only injures one's self...the weather is what it is...nothing more, nothing less...just a force of nature that can only be reported upon but not changed or affected by any action of myself...

Its actually kind of a Zen like thing when you meditate on it for a bit...

Best wishes to you and your avatar for sunny skies and bright moonlight nights!

[Dexter]

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[Dexter]

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[cocknocker]

Dexter, it's cool. He's not playing with money. Let it go. I've been goingsmall anyway. But I am going heavy on the two JM's tomorrow and the Nuggies. It's about the bankoll plays not the everyday small plays. A record isn't that important when you now what to play heavy and what to play small. It's wagering. You take a few lumps every now and then then you move on. Hit the big ones, fun bet the small ones. After all, I get some of my money back every single day hedging anyway. Matter of fact a +220 for the Clippers 1st half just came through the door. I hit it with only 50 bucks but it was still sweet, and almost cut the $250 in half that I put up on Cleveland to win the first half.

Even though Smacky has been fickle and questionable about few things, and altering my record with the plays of others and so on, but in the end this is his thing that he gets off on. No sense in fighting with him if he's doing something that he enjoys. If a guy likes to jerk off in the bushes it's his right to do so. Smacky's issue is that he doesn't understand money management. So he was never set up for longevity in the business. When you wager the way he was doing he was going top crash and burn. I gave a lesson on how I manage my money on the thread, and all that he wanted was just the SP's. I gave instructions on the thread for a person to keep a seperate book for all system wagers JM, SP's and Martingale and Kelly moneyline systems apart from their eveyday wager money, etc. Not too many listened. Smacky should have been recouping some of his money back on those plays. Instead of losing 18K he could have only lost 10K at the most. But whatever... He can't say he wasn't told...

[Karayilan9]

How did you loose the 18K? all in one go?

[Dexter]

i know your also tracking me silently smaky - we all know accounting is not your best subject, but 10-7 on the large plays since 3/1 has sort of weathered the storm on my bad run.

smacky!!!!!!!!

[Smacksmiter]

Good morning SBR! Welcome to your Tuesday 3-10-09 edition of the Weather Report...Lightening struck with SAVAGE fury last night and wildfires sprung up all over the California skyline last night...In a vicious display of Mother Gambling Nature's fury the hellstorms wreaked their vengeance upon the gambling countryside...in particular Oakland took the brunt of the destruction...lets look at the sad aftermath of the carnage...

Ck went 0-9 with -9.90 units lost...cumulative totals in the 19 days of the Weather Report now stand at 64-70-2...units lost at -18.45.

I went 1-1 on my selections of the Indiana Pacers and the San Antonio Spurs losing -.20 units...cumulative totals now stand at 10-12 and units lost at -3.70.

My selection for today is the Washington Wizards +7 hosting the New Orleans Hornets...the home dog is the way to go here as the Hornets play in the middle of this 4 game road trip...look for a surprise tonight at the Verizon Center in D.C..

The smoke continues to billow and blow over California even this morning and although the dreadful loss of property is obvious...the screen of tears prevents some from seeing the true devastation...those who follow the Weather Report, however, will never be without a clear sky in thier perspective as the numbers never lie...like the weather...they are just a fact of nature...they are what they are...nothing more, nothing less.

Just like the weather...

[alamo]

Hey Smacky Nice play on the Spurs. Was onboard so able to recoup the losses after the thunder storm in Utah.

Quick ques. You talk a lot about the weather in California. Is this where CK lives or does it hold some other significance. Anyway keep on posting as unlike some here I think its important for people to critique other peoples plays.

[Smacksmiter]

Is this where CK lives ...

Ck has said before that he lives around/in Oakland, California...so the answer is yes.

Glad you were able to get on the Spurs last night, friend...hopefully we can put some units on the board tonight...

Dexter...sorry to disappoint you, Sir...however, I am not tracking your selections privately...congratulations on your big plays helping you out during the tough times...

[Smacksmiter]

Good afternoon fellow diviners of the round ball...this is your Intermediate Weather Report for 3-10-09...Clouds are swirling early today...lets see what is on tap...

JM(A) +3 Straight (Heavy)
JM(B) +3 Straight (Heavy)
Denver-10 -buying 3....................................... ...............Winner
Denver -7.5...1st half.................................... ..................Winner
Dallas+9................................ ........................................ Winner
New Orleans -6..2nd half.................................... .............Winner
Memphis -2...3rd qtr..................................... ...................Loser
Denver -5...2nd half.................................... .....................Loser

CBB

Marquette-4 1st half.................................... ..........................Winner
Marquette/St. John's under 65(assuming its 1st half)...............Winner
St.Johns -2...2nd Half.................................... .........................Loser
St.Johns/Marquette Over 70.5..2nd half...................................W inner

Many of you know of the JM System and the plays are fairly common knowledge...however, since Ck deems it copyright infringement to list the names of the teams, I am not sure if I am allowed to track them as selections...I will consult the god of this world, Willie Bee, and get a determination as to whether they can be listed...stay tuned...

Upon further thought...I will just leave them alone as far as tracking goes...Willie Bee is a busy man and I think I know what his answer will be...

Updates as needed per usual...

[Chi_archie]

0-9 on tuesday???? wow that is tough to do...

how long you been tracking the record now smitty?

[cocknocker]

10-3 the next day, that's not easy to do.

[cocknocker]

I don't count the JM plays against or for my record Smacky because I play them seperate from anything else i play, and it is copyright infringement if i give them away for free to people who should pay the author for the service. So drop the three way teaser and the 2 JM Plays from my record for the day. Don'tcount a HEAVY wager as 5.5 units or whatever. Just list them as one unit. But just so you'll know whatever I lost yesterday is more than made up for in a BIG way. Almost as if it never even happened. A record ain't shit when you know how to wager correctly. Take your chances with the well researched strong ones and f*ck around on the small ones, homes... I lost a couple of dollars fading myself today, and only won some money on the Warriors fade but so what? My dogs kicked ass today, so be it.

[Chi_archie]

10-3 the next day, that's not easy to do.

don't get me wrong everyone has days like that... I had 1-11 in early b-ball and college foots back in nov...

but to not win any at all.... not take a shot at ya or anything

and 10-12 for 2 days, is mathamatically about right... I believe heavily in regression to the mean.

GL tomorrow.... any college hoops games you like?

[cocknocker]

I'll have them on my page, Chi-archie

[Smacksmiter]

Good Morning SBR! Welcome to the 03-11-09 edition of your Weather Report...The wildfires were subdued by the gentle healing rains of success last night and amazingly the mudslides that were expected never materialized to crush the hopes and dreams of those living in the Golden State...lets see what bounce back Wednesday brought to the forefront...

Ck went 7-3 on posted trackable plays with a +3.7 units gained...cumulative record now stands at 71-73-2 with a -14.75 units lost...

I lost my Washington Wizards selection going 0-1 and -1.10 units on the night...cumulative total now stands at 10-13 and -4.80 units lost...

My selection for today is the LA Lakers +3 (or more by game time) visiting the San Antonio Spurs...the Lakers are going to be pumped for this game and despite the Spurs good play of late, the points will be important in a close game tonight...good luck!

Beautiful blue skies and sunny, breezy winds flow over the charred countryside and as the cleanup continues the silver lining of JM plays helps to heal the scarred landscape...maybe someday Ck will post them without referring to them as JM and then the "copyright" issue will not be a factor any longer and more accuracy for the Weather Report ...but then, that might be too easy of a solution..

And some just do not want accurate Weather Reporting...

[cocknocker]

Not at the expense of the author, Smacky. Some may speak on them, but i don't. I'm not worried about them improving my "record" either. I'm in the game to get paid, not advertise something and give it away for free when it is being processed and sold by the author. Others may tell what they are freely, but that's their decision. As for me, forget abou taking credit, I will take the money heavy each time.

That units lost number that you have for me is WAY off, just FYI.

[Smacksmiter]

Good Morning and welcome to the Intermediate Weather Report...early college action today so lets post em up and see what sticks..

NBA
Cleveland moneyline (estimated -150)........................................ .........Winner
Cleveland team total to go over 111.5................................... ................Winner
Cleveland -1 first quarter................................. ....................................Winn er
LA Lakers/Spurs UNDER 194..................................... ............................Loser

CBB
Iowa+5.5................................ ........................................ ...................Loser
Indiana+9............................... ........................................ ...................Loser
Indiana +4.5 1st half.................................... .......................................L oser
Virginia Tech+4 (-120).................................... ....................................Winn er
NC State +1.5.................................... ........................................ .........Loser
Xavier-7 1st half.................................... ........................................ .....Winner
Xavier-12...................................... ........................................ .............Winner
Kansas/Baylor under 67 1st half.................................... ......................Loser
Xavier -4 ...2nd half.................................... ........................................ Winner
Memphis -12.5 1st half.................................... ....................................Lose r

Updates as needed...

[Smacksmiter]

Good afternoon and here is your Weather Report for Thursday, 3-12-09...partly sunny to mostly cloudy with lots of shifting weather changing through the day...lets check out the massive action...

Ck went 7-7 with a -.90 units lost...cumulative record now at 78-80-2 with -15.65 units lost...

I went 1-0 with my selection of the LA Lakers +3 gaining +1.0 unit and cumulative now at 11-13 and -3.80 units lost...

My selection for today is the Sacramento Kings +11 (-120) hosting the Cleveland Cavaliers...tough stretch of games on the road with the Cavs playing their 3rd game in 4 nights and LeBron and Delonte banged up...Delonte a probable scratch and Lebron maybe too..but even if he goes, the knee could stiffen up...I like the Kings in this spot to notch a cover and its not too much of a stretch to see an outright win here...might throw a bit on the ML...

I have not looked at the most recent projections yet but it seems as if today could be a huge weather day...updates after I read the satellite imagery and computer printouts later...

Good luck!

[Smacksmiter]

Ahh..its much as I thought it might be today....hot and heavy weather action...lets rack up the satellite pictures and see what we have here...This is your Intermediate Weather Report in action!!

Boston 1st quarter -3.5..................................... ...................Loser
Boston 1st half -7....................................... .........................Loser
Orlando 1st quarter -2.5..................................... ..................Winner
Orlando 1st half -4.5..................................... .......................Winner
Cleveland 1st quarter -3....................................... ................Loser
Cleveland/Sacramento 1st quarter over 50.5........................Winner
New Jersey 1st quarter +2...................................... .............Winner
Boston -8.5/Orlando -4...Teaser.............................. .............Winner
Cleveland 2nd half OVER 53.5 team total................................Win ner
Cleveland -3.5 3rd quarter................................. ...................Loser
Portland -3...4th quarter................................. .....................Winner

CBB

Kentucky+100 moneyline............................... ..........Loser
Kentucky 1st half moneyline -105..............................Loser
V.Tech+13............................... ................................Winner
V.Tech+6.5 1st half.................................... ..............Winner
Wisconsin-160 moneyline............................... ..........Loser

Updates and lines as they become available...per usual...