"ThePrick" joins the circus! - A BBD Exclusive
All of us make various decisions in our lives that effect our outcome. Some of them good, and some of them bad. As you all have read from my previous "sportsbook news exclusives", here is my first exclusive story on "ThePrick".
When ThePrick was entering his adult years, he was hard up to find a job. He tried manual labor, but couldn't keep up to the other men at the job sites. Finally, a great opportunity came along for ThePrick...the circus came into town.
ThePrick sure liked the circus. There were alot of fun things to do. But most of all, he liked the clown act that was performed every night. Finally, ThePrick decided to ask the circus manager if he could join the circus as a clown. The manager interviewed ThePrick, but decided that he wasn't funny enough. However, the manager told ThePrick that he could work at the ticket counter, and sell tickets to customers before the show. This would also mean that ThePrick would the chance to dress up as a clown, something that ThePrick was eager to do.
At first, ThePrick really liked his job. But after 5 years of doing the same thing, he got depressed about his situation. He started drinking heavily, and pretty soon, he became a problem to the circus management, as he would utter obscenities at little children as they tried to buy a ticket to the clown show.
Finally, and unfortunately for ThePrick, the management had to leave ThePrick go. He was fired. ThePrick was so pissed off about getting fired that he decided that he'd steal his clown outfit, and go solo. He named himself "Yucko the clown", and started filming footage of his routines.
This bit of footage are provided here for your viewing pleasure:
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I present to you: Yucko the clown! (AKA ThePrick)
When ThePrick was entering his adult years, he was hard up to find a job. He tried manual labor, but couldn't keep up to the other men at the job sites. Finally, a great opportunity came along for ThePrick...the circus came into town.
ThePrick sure liked the circus. There were alot of fun things to do. But most of all, he liked the clown act that was performed every night. Finally, ThePrick decided to ask the circus manager if he could join the circus as a clown. The manager interviewed ThePrick, but decided that he wasn't funny enough. However, the manager told ThePrick that he could work at the ticket counter, and sell tickets to customers before the show. This would also mean that ThePrick would the chance to dress up as a clown, something that ThePrick was eager to do.
At first, ThePrick really liked his job. But after 5 years of doing the same thing, he got depressed about his situation. He started drinking heavily, and pretty soon, he became a problem to the circus management, as he would utter obscenities at little children as they tried to buy a ticket to the clown show.
Finally, and unfortunately for ThePrick, the management had to leave ThePrick go. He was fired. ThePrick was so pissed off about getting fired that he decided that he'd steal his clown outfit, and go solo. He named himself "Yucko the clown", and started filming footage of his routines.
This bit of footage are provided here for your viewing pleasure:
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I present to you: Yucko the clown! (AKA ThePrick)