Shut out last week, buncha you whoores split up my cheese. swear to god i will never bet on mormons or any other fargin religious cults with football teams again. shoulda known anybody nutty enuff to want more than one ball and chain would fold up like a card table when the going got tuff...
whats that deal about spilt milk? eh, onwards an upwards boys. DSI has generously afforded me a subsequent opportunity to enhance my financial stability this week, and my intention is to certainly capitalize on that fortuitous event. (an you fuggers thought i was just another pretty face). Thanks to the big wheels over at DSI, all the nursin students down at the jiggly room need a little tuition money. No more time to shoot the shit with you friggin heathens, down to business:
Cal - 2.5 winner winner chicken dinner, slugfest smashmouth last man standing sorta game. O/U on ambulances at 4.5 an sharps on the over. Cal makes it out with a W, 24-17 which is good enough to get me headed fer a payday.
Bama UNDER 56.5 no doubt this settles a coupla points lower, got a bargain here an on the rightside. they could make this a two game series an add the total scores an still come up short o' that number. color me 2-0 an halfway home.
NYGiants UNDER 48 manning brothers my ass, this aint gonna be no shootout. defensive struggle, winner gonna have 21 so you do the math perfesser. startin to like this pick more an more, this aint gonna be the one that costs me loot.
SF +5 saints aint all that stupendous early an niners aint that bad as what they looked last week. i'll take 5pts at home all friggin day long in the Don King League. homedogs in the NFL girls, you aint gotta be a hog ta get an acorn once in awhile. reckon this looks more like four by the time they kick it off. do yerselves a favor, put yer condom money for the week on the niners an you'll be able ta afford namebrand jimmy hats fer a change.
im out fellers, good luck. will say this, aint much point entering this gig since i'm keeping the cash. many thanks to DSI in advance for the loot. gonna make it easy on their bean-counters only needin to credit my account for 12k insteada 200 accounts for chump change. its good to be The prick