i'm in a foul mood, back in the States, hungover and hopped up on Maxwell House and Marlboros. for the record, yer American coffee tastes like ass. anyhow, some of you taint-lickers have been gettin' pretty froggy lately so i gotta slap ya back down to turd size. don't pretend you got the intellect to interpret my wisdom, i'm like a superior being compared to alla you hydro-encephaletics. tried to be nice and make you squares some money this week, but it don't much seem like any of ya got the appropriate gratitude. enough of the preamble, time to fire for effect.....
Illusion dammmit, son, you got the whole world as yer stage and a chance to communicate with a fackin' legend, and that's all you got, "good luck"???? i expected better, happy dancing spot dude.
champs rhetorical questions about hypothetical skills don't cut it, skippy. you never had any
gamblin'Michelle ain't counting you out, never counted you in. you pretty much plain don't count period. best regards, TP
wormie yer screen name says it all, i ain't sending you fak-all you fackin vulture
merciful if by great you mean 1-3, than you are spot-on. raise yer expectations Corky
InsideBungholeJay how refreshing it is to see a shmuck toutin' himself on his first entry. that just never happens. you talked me inta throwin' some dough at yer picks, tosspot
toomuch yeah, we're all on the edge of our seats fer that one. if they do that makes yer card a solid 2-2.
ironhorsey i swear on my left nut that if you write that one more time i will throw the Mook in on yer picks fer life. don't jack with the Mook, it's the most powerful jinx on earth
vanman, tranman, wankstain you are obviously cryin' out fer help, some kinda intervention. this advice is for your own good: take off yer momma's underpants, let the air outta yer inflatable sheep, stop diggin' through yer own fecal matter and using it to paint the walls of yer basement, and most importantly quit following me around.
zikky lemme finsish yer sentence for ya....you wanted Michigan to pass you around in the showers and penetrate all of your orifices with surgical precision.
swifty you lazy little girl, i give you $200 and you reply with that??? i'm done with you, you lost all yer Prick Privileges.
elliot90210 nope. even if you win, i'm gonna donate yer little $100 check to that Eating Disorder Clinic in Tory Spellings name.
mrmark and the funky bunch uhm, no you delusional crack-pot, you actually really suck balls.
hippygrifter is that freedom rock? turn it up dude....get a haircut and take a shower you throwback.
sabanymammy got awful quiet over there in yer little corner. maybe 'cause its obvious that you are CRAP at this?
TedStickle, Fudgecical, whatever who's that broad in yer picture? she's kinda hot, 'cept fer the floppy weiner growin' outta her pumpkin
joeygat/joeyslats/jjgold/compacdiq thanks, pal, hope you win something this week. what with this being the last week i pay anybody and all.....
BigBollocks-bouncin'-off-yer-chin thats a nasty image you've conjured up there Dolores. you are truly a weird little man
robertschroeder don't you play qb fer the Raiders? you cost me a dime last week, you fargin' albatross.
moonie im heading back that way the week after next. before ya ask, no i ain't gonna meet ya at a gaybar.
tomasha don't you go worrying yer pretty little head none, Princess. i got a check with yer name on it way down here in my pocket.....further.....further
oldthreads whaddya that frog from them cereal commercials? come up with some new material before next week or yer fired. oops, you don't work here.
cokakula just add the part about leaving yer ass above ground so i got somewhere to park my Hog when i bring ya flowers. NOW class is dismissed.
bradlyesnyder i ain't forgot about you yet, Vanilla Ice. got any checks lately wanker?
mikey191 that ain't all the chalks, kid, i'd have taken three more if they'd of let me. you always ask questions when somebody gives you a gift?
patsy3peters you come up with that all by yerself or did ya plagiarize the wall at yer favorite homo peepshow joint?
rayell i personally knew the Prickster, and you, sir, are no Prickster. i'll sue yer ass fer copyright infringement, quit using my material CarrotTop.
cabo maybe you oughta drink more BEFORE you make yer picks, damn drunk. you suck!
theseer uhm, nope. prolly sumthin about bird asses or bird crap.
williebee never had you figgered fer a pillow-biter, but why else woud ya use the word "alas"???? kinda explains why yer always droppin' change in the office i guess
imgv quit beggin' son, i used to kinda like you. don't think i ain't seen them threads about me you started in the Patty Bateman Memorial Private Zone. i ain't above diggin' up the past gyno, don't jack with me.
gummo i've had all i can stands, and i can't stands no more.....for the love of humanity, man, who the hell is the hot chick in yer avatar???? you are a cruel bastage.
adriano hey smurf negro, you need my mailing address for that bottle of whiskey? i ain't forgot yet.
zackcim hey, are you that dude from saved by the bell? oh, how the mighty have fallen. i got you pegged as 1-3, screech
bigdog see, yer about as useless as
on a boar hog, skippy. ya can't pick winners, ya can't hook me up with hot chicks, ya prolly couldn't cop a feel if ya fell in a barrel of . i tried callin, pay yer bills.
sean glad ta see you remembered to enter, i ain't above lifting yer wallet on a forfeit. you better have my cash in escrow someplace
razzeal work on yer shtick there, Jerry Lewis. ya sound like a Dunkin' Donut commercial, i bet yer a cop.
hugowhackoff you have been warned about that avatar, but i changed my mind....she is starting to kinda give me a chubby.....you ever get her to poo in a cup?
i gotta do this more often, its a cathartic experience. i laughed, i cried, i heaved a nut.....thats all the time i got fer you losers, don't forget to thank me fer the checks i'm sending out this week.
best regards,
TP
Illusion dammmit, son, you got the whole world as yer stage and a chance to communicate with a fackin' legend, and that's all you got, "good luck"???? i expected better, happy dancing spot dude.
champs rhetorical questions about hypothetical skills don't cut it, skippy. you never had any
gamblin'Michelle ain't counting you out, never counted you in. you pretty much plain don't count period. best regards, TP
wormie yer screen name says it all, i ain't sending you fak-all you fackin vulture
merciful if by great you mean 1-3, than you are spot-on. raise yer expectations Corky
InsideBungholeJay how refreshing it is to see a shmuck toutin' himself on his first entry. that just never happens. you talked me inta throwin' some dough at yer picks, tosspot
toomuch yeah, we're all on the edge of our seats fer that one. if they do that makes yer card a solid 2-2.
ironhorsey i swear on my left nut that if you write that one more time i will throw the Mook in on yer picks fer life. don't jack with the Mook, it's the most powerful jinx on earth
vanman, tranman, wankstain you are obviously cryin' out fer help, some kinda intervention. this advice is for your own good: take off yer momma's underpants, let the air outta yer inflatable sheep, stop diggin' through yer own fecal matter and using it to paint the walls of yer basement, and most importantly quit following me around.
zikky lemme finsish yer sentence for ya....you wanted Michigan to pass you around in the showers and penetrate all of your orifices with surgical precision.
swifty you lazy little girl, i give you $200 and you reply with that??? i'm done with you, you lost all yer Prick Privileges.
elliot90210 nope. even if you win, i'm gonna donate yer little $100 check to that Eating Disorder Clinic in Tory Spellings name.
mrmark and the funky bunch uhm, no you delusional crack-pot, you actually really suck balls.
hippygrifter is that freedom rock? turn it up dude....get a haircut and take a shower you throwback.
sabanymammy got awful quiet over there in yer little corner. maybe 'cause its obvious that you are CRAP at this?
TedStickle, Fudgecical, whatever who's that broad in yer picture? she's kinda hot, 'cept fer the floppy weiner growin' outta her pumpkin
joeygat/joeyslats/jjgold/compacdiq thanks, pal, hope you win something this week. what with this being the last week i pay anybody and all.....
BigBollocks-bouncin'-off-yer-chin thats a nasty image you've conjured up there Dolores. you are truly a weird little man
robertschroeder don't you play qb fer the Raiders? you cost me a dime last week, you fargin' albatross.
moonie im heading back that way the week after next. before ya ask, no i ain't gonna meet ya at a gaybar.
tomasha don't you go worrying yer pretty little head none, Princess. i got a check with yer name on it way down here in my pocket.....further.....further
oldthreads whaddya that frog from them cereal commercials? come up with some new material before next week or yer fired. oops, you don't work here.
cokakula just add the part about leaving yer ass above ground so i got somewhere to park my Hog when i bring ya flowers. NOW class is dismissed.
bradlyesnyder i ain't forgot about you yet, Vanilla Ice. got any checks lately wanker?
mikey191 that ain't all the chalks, kid, i'd have taken three more if they'd of let me. you always ask questions when somebody gives you a gift?
patsy3peters you come up with that all by yerself or did ya plagiarize the wall at yer favorite homo peepshow joint?
rayell i personally knew the Prickster, and you, sir, are no Prickster. i'll sue yer ass fer copyright infringement, quit using my material CarrotTop.
cabo maybe you oughta drink more BEFORE you make yer picks, damn drunk. you suck!
theseer uhm, nope. prolly sumthin about bird asses or bird crap.
williebee never had you figgered fer a pillow-biter, but why else woud ya use the word "alas"???? kinda explains why yer always droppin' change in the office i guess
imgv quit beggin' son, i used to kinda like you. don't think i ain't seen them threads about me you started in the Patty Bateman Memorial Private Zone. i ain't above diggin' up the past gyno, don't jack with me.
gummo i've had all i can stands, and i can't stands no more.....for the love of humanity, man, who the hell is the hot chick in yer avatar???? you are a cruel bastage.
adriano hey smurf negro, you need my mailing address for that bottle of whiskey? i ain't forgot yet.
zackcim hey, are you that dude from saved by the bell? oh, how the mighty have fallen. i got you pegged as 1-3, screech
bigdog see, yer about as useless as
on a boar hog, skippy. ya can't pick winners, ya can't hook me up with hot chicks, ya prolly couldn't cop a feel if ya fell in a barrel of . i tried callin, pay yer bills.sean glad ta see you remembered to enter, i ain't above lifting yer wallet on a forfeit. you better have my cash in escrow someplace
razzeal work on yer shtick there, Jerry Lewis. ya sound like a Dunkin' Donut commercial, i bet yer a cop.
hugowhackoff you have been warned about that avatar, but i changed my mind....she is starting to kinda give me a chubby.....you ever get her to poo in a cup?
i gotta do this more often, its a cathartic experience. i laughed, i cried, i heaved a nut.....thats all the time i got fer you losers, don't forget to thank me fer the checks i'm sending out this week.
best regards,
TP
