The Prick's Closing Arguments, Week 9

[Hugo Whacket]

my girl want's to know when you are gonna make all the snappy comebacks? it makes her pretty wet and hot, so quit goofing around and fire up the one-liners Prick. looks like i don't get any action until you come thru

[Hugo Whacket]

c'mon, Prick, you fat lazy bastard! tell you what, when i beat you this week you can keep the $100, just for the love of God post your responses already

[The Prick]

Christ Hugo, bad enough to be whipped by some hot snatch but to get drug around by the short and curlies by that sasquatch is damn pathetic.....just for you pal, i'll start the gun list early. don't forget about that Benjamin though.

[The Prick]

i got more money than time this week, headed back to the 506 this weekend. so i figger i better squash mosta you wise-crackers today, i got bigger fish to fry. besides, the thought of Hugo NOT tapping that fat ass brings tears to my eyes. amazing how quiet you queers are the week after i lay down the law. should be even less mice squeekin' next week, since i got the Lord on my side and all. nobody gets a free shot, and again this week nobody gets paid. without further adieu, down to the nitty-gritty:

SBRJohn i'm surprised anybody entered this deal after the two biggest squares i know topped the charts last week...in advance, the son says yer welcome for the NW Lock.

BettingProphylactics what kinda tout are you with that record? prolly one who ain't paid his rent lately

picantel a little friendly advice for ya there smart guy, buy another monkey

jenrob if yer a hot chick you got me everytime, if ya know what i'm sayin. 'less of course my ol' lady is reading this.

brabbit welcome aboard, salt.

gamblingmike yeah michelle, ya got me tremblin. i made two dimes so far offa this gig, how 'bout you?

wttblahblah hey pal, what you do in the privacy of yer momma's bathroom with her hair conditioner ain't none of my business. get a rubber belt-buckle and nobody will ever guess why yer spending so much time in there. flattered but not interested.

wormie you ignorant cracker, if it wasnt a check from the welfare department you wouldnt recognize it.

vanman, tranman, whatever i say, old chap, be a sport and stop following me about, you fackin limey

capitalistporker nothing but the chronic hear, buddy, pure 'dro. i got a prescription. didn't much try this week either, for the record.

god-evils???? yer gonna burn for that nickname, mr. pagan guy. did the tree-nymph goddess tell ya i was going o-fer?

eliot90214 dammit Brandon, no more sat. night lucha libre for yer gay ass

Sabannymammy it ain't never gonna be yer week, square. plus the Tide makes ya cry on Sat.

joey gats/joey slats/hank webber/jj gold/joey knuckles another 2-2 ain't gonna get ya paid this week either

swifty get that kiddie porn outta yer avatar or yer banned. tell yer lovely family i said hello

chumps123 past time, Rip van Winkle....you still got a shot though

bradleysnyder vanilla ice, ice baby......wanker

bigballer yer wastin all kinds of time and brainwaves worrying about my meat there Jim Nabors. reckon that shortening and grease gets mighty fouled up the way you slather it around yer privates

mrmarkymark you don't know me well enough to ask about my package. you must be one of them metrosexuals, or at least european

hippygrifter quit panhandling and get a job. are you one of them smelly kinda hippies that don't wash much and wears an old army jacket?

biggaymer plenty more where that came from Rosey. tired of playing square on here to drive up the traffic, time to make some dough.

tblues thanks, buddy, always great to hear from a fan. i hope you come in second on this deal.

raiderriderrotorooter hey, dude, pretty sure Kiffen ain't reading this to get his game plan figgered out.

franckmeatall another fackin' rookie beating his gums, what a breath of fresh air. mind yer manners and take some notes, square.

Thomasha yer from the sticks, ain't ya, prolly Midwest. first the Packer deal than the cow-pie bingo makes that a lock. you ain't all big and beefy like the broads in Iowa, are ya?

EalgesPhan hey Ron Burgundy, put some effort into this. Cowboys are gonna break yer heart this Sunday.

toomuch why not? be the only time this season they're gonna be a homedog. act like you got a pair and get some on the ML

RedMachinePicker 1, thanks dude. 2. uhm, nope. even then you wouldn't get paid, you gotta Beat the Prick.

patsy3peters you prolly woulda been most accurate if you'd have stopped at "undersized". hate to break yer heart, but the only weiner i wanna have a relationship with is my own.

cabo keep hope alive! ain't drank tequila since i woke up drunk in the Denton County Jail one Sunday morning in 1982, surrounded by puke. 'nuff said.

Rollins sharpest post you ever made, son, congrats. you ain't seen nothing yet


xxxdddsssccccxxx what happen, yer momma kick ya out? 2-2 ain't exactly gonna kick-start your ascent.

sngr42 what kinda pedo pick up line was that? we missed you pumpkin.

shawnxx44 like that old tune from Beck....."perdador"

WillieBeavis ain't that sweet. if whatever it is you do for SBR don't pan out, i think the Wiggles are lookin' for a song-writer.

bigdog yer starting to scare me some, kid. i gave you an audition for a gig, you blew it. game-over, go back to Burger King

Hugo gettin' tired of hearing about yer "girl". you got some serious psychological issues, you musta got groped when you were a little shaver.

horseface WTF is "dx"??? you get a chance to communicate with a friggin' legend and you start speakin' in tongues?

gummo dammit, gummo, what do i gotta do to get some info on the hot chick?

skidmark sorry dude, i didn't read the part of the rules where it said i hadda get yer permission to grab a side. next week i'll call and see if my picks are ok with you. thanks fer yer understanding poopstain.

lbw i thought we had a deal. you make yer avatar a bikini pic of yerself and i make sure you win every week.

razzeal reckon we'll see about that. i got the power of JC workin my side so i like my odds.

rayell i have it on good authority that AF is a lock. 'less, of course, the lamb of god was just jackin' with yers truly

doncal football head, i ain't been in the Tarheel state since i was running shine back in the 70's. that guy is a wannabee

looks like i only gotta beat 450 of you losers to get paid this week. i got you surrounded, me and my network do. see ya next week, ladies, sorry for keeping all my dough this week.

[vanman]

[QUOTE=The Prick;399423]i got more money than time this week, headed back to the 506 this weekend. so i figger i better squash mosta you wise-crackers today, i got bigger fish to fry. besides, the thought of Hugo NOT tapping that fat ass brings tears to my eyes. amazing how quiet you queers are the week after i lay down the law. should be even less mice squeekin' next week, since i got the Lord on my side and all. nobody gets a free shot, and again this week nobody gets paid. without further adieu, down to the nitty-gritty:


vanman, tranman, whatever i say, old chap, be a sport and stop following me about, you fackin limey

Hey prick is that the best you can do old boy.

[The Prick]

Hey prick is that the best you can do old boy.

nope, but these SBR tossers told me i get my pay docked if i make any more of you little girls run off and cry

[swifty]

You happy now, I have delete the pic, next time let me know, I know you don't like the red sox but New England will show up and kick your AZZ Bitch to you Mr Prick

[BigBollocks]

Damn you're sick Prick! Forget the contest, watching your demented mind at work on these comebacks is worth the price of admission by itself

[vanman]

nope, but these SBR tossers told me i get my pay docked if i make any more of you little girls run off and cry

give me your best shot tough guy or are you a pussy

[Checkerboard]

hey you! Prick. I'm out the door for the day and your entry form's not coming up. Don't know if these'll count in here, but here goes . . . New Mexico +3.5, Alabama +7, Maryland +2, Toledo -7.5 (Best Bet) . . .

[The Prick]

You happy now, I have delete the pic, next time let me know, I know you don't like the red sox but New England will show up and kick your AZZ Bitch to you Mr Prick

i was just messin' with ya Swifty, stand up fer yer rights! that little kid told the whole story

[swifty]

Mr Prick, this women said thanks for a good time. next time your in town look her up. she will gave you the best time ever. but now you are dreaming. she a hottie

[hippygriff]

u can do better than that u fat bastard keep coming with the insults

[hippygriff]

fat bastard

[hippygriff]

i want all your money

[hippygriff]

fat bastard

[dudefrompa]

C'Mon Prick

Man, I'll tell you what you even need us to kindle the sparks, so you can get some lovin' from the old lady. You won last week (probably spent it all on hookers and tequila.) That's gonna be the last week you win.

Christ Hugo, bad enough to be whipped by some hot snatch but to get drug around by the short and curlies by that sasquatch is damn pathetic.....just for you pal, i'll start the gun list early. don't forget about that Benjamin though.

[The Prick]

You won last week (probably spent it all on hookers and tequila.) That's gonna be the last week you win.

is everybody from your home town retarded? looks like your bold prediction is right on the money slick

[jeffreyklwhip]

well

well i agrree with dude from pa u probably did spend it on hookers and beer yeah and hopefully u dont go 5-0 again i want to win thats why im putting up posts

[Sledge187]

Good read.

[samdapatriotsfan]

Hey prick, can you do me a favor?

No more 4-0's, just stick to 3-1's. Then just downgrade to the cheap hookers and watered down tequila.

[billyloco]

I laughed soooo hard, some of you don't have the brains to keep up with Mr. P!!!