Beat "The Prick" Contest Week 17 Sponsored by CRIS.....ENTER HERE

[Illusion]

A message from "The Prick"

"Hello fellow losers I am The Prick. I have been picking games on different radio shows and publications for years.

The way this works is I'm going to kick your ass every week because I pick winners. If you ever get lucky and beat me then the good ole mafia guys at BetCRIS will slip you a C note. I think they picked me because they know they won’t have to fork over much cash.

Pick college or NFL games I don't really care but don’t be an ass and throw in a total because only straight up side bets count.

I will pick 3 games and designate one pick as my "best pick". Then you pick 3 and also designate one selection as your best pick.

BetCRIS has some other rules to throw up so check back and read the fine print.

My picks will go up every Tuesday. You can post your losers on Wednesday.

Good Luck (you'll need it)

Love,

The Prick

[Illusion]

Rules for the SBR beat "The Prick" contest sponsored by CRIS

• All winnings will be placed into your BetCRIS account. You must have a BetCRIS account with at least $50 before we will credit your account. 3x rollover required before withdrawal requests will be processed. Your BetCRIS ID details must be forwarded to us by noon on Friday following being named a winner of the prize will be forfeited.
  
  

• Players will wait until The Prick has made his selections before picking their games.

• Players will use the lines printed in the thread The Pricks Picks

• Players can not select the The Pricks Picks or pick the same game against The Prick. Once The Prick selects either team that game is off the board for the contest.

• The scoring will be as follows: 2 points for your winning Best Pick(-2 if it losses) 1 point for the other two winning picks(-1 on losses). Pushes count as zero.
  You must beat The Prick to win $100. Ties do not win any prizes.

• Players must also indicate which play is their top play. If a player fails to indicate their top play the first posted play will be counted as their top play.

• Only sides, no totals

• Players that enter an incorrect game, a game not played on the weekend, a total instead of a side, ect., will have incorrect selections automatically marked as a loss. Players must also submit their picks prior to the first kickoff on Saturday.

• You may select college selections or pro selections to be played only on Saturday or Sunday. No other days count.

• The contest is limited to 20 winners weekly. If there are more than 20 winners the tie breaker will be the amount of points per contestant. If there is still a tie the next tie breaker will be the amount of posts by the contestant. The top twenty with the most points will be awarded $100.

• All players who beat The Prick for the season, have played in at least 14 weeks and have a winning record will get a SBR logo Tommy Bahama silk shirt valued at $119.

• Either Sportsbook Review or BetCRIS may deny entry or prizes for any contestant with out cause and rules may be modified without prior notice.

• 1 account per person, No duplicate accounts or email addresses, and your IP address must not be obscured, cloaked or otherwise unidentifiable.

[Illusion]

Sat 12/31 425 South Florida +3.5
08:00 AM 426 NC State -3.5

Sat 12/31 427 Tulsa +6.5
10:00 AM 428 Fresno State -6.5

Sat 12/31 429 Iowa State +3
11:30 AM 430 TCU -3
The Prick has TCU

Sat 12/31 421 Denver Broncos +10.5
01:30 PM 422 San Diego Chargers -10.5

Sat 12/31 423 New York Giants -9
05:00 PM 424 Oakland Raiders +9

Sun 1/1 431 Arizona Cardinals +6.5
10:00 AM 432 Indianapolis Colts -6.5

Sun 1/1 433 Baltimore Ravens -3
10:00 AM 434 Cleveland Browns +3

Sun 1/1 435 Buffalo Bills -1
10:00 AM 436 New York Jets +1
The Prick has Buffalo

Sun 1/1 437 Carolina Panthers -4
10:00 AM 438 Atlanta Falcons +4

Sun 1/1 439 Chicago Bears +4
01:15 PM 440 Minnesota Vikings -4

Sun 1/1 441 Cincinnati Bengals +7
10:00 AM 442 Kansas City Chiefs -7
Kansas City is The Prick's best bet

Sun 1/1 443 Detroit Lions +13.5
10:00 AM 444 Pittsburgh Steelers -13.5

Sun 1/1 445 Miami Dolphins +6
10:00 AM 446 New England Patriots -6

Sun 1/1 447 New Orleans Saints +13.5
10:00 AM 448 Tampa Bay Buccaneers -13.5

Sun 1/1 449 Houston Texans -2
01:05 PM 450 San Francisco 49ers +2

Sun 1/1 451 Tennessee Titans +3.5
01:05 PM 452 Jacksonville Jaguars -3.5

Sun 1/1 453 Seattle Seahawks +3.5
10:00 AM 454 Green Bay Packers -3.5

Sun 1/1 455 Washington Redskins -7
01:15 PM 456 Philadelphia Eagles +7

Sun 1/1 457 St Louis Rams +12.5
05:35 PM 458 Dallas Cowboys -12.5

[Illusion]

Week 17 are lines are finally up. I'm sorry for the delay.

[The Prick]

JEEEZUS, did i really say that NCAA wasn't rigged? I gotta rethink that position after that bad beat with Nevada.......10 pts, under 3 minutes. I'm money, right? Farging Don King/Vince Mcmahon production kicks in and i get my pocket-picked by about 20 of you punters. Anybody with bread on Clemson knows my pain, farging kicker misses an extra point? No sweat, boys, we made it this far so i reckon we might as well finish with a bang. Step right up, players, and take your last shot at the Prick. I gotta pitch a no-hitter to get a little CRIS dough to tide me over the long, cruel winter. I'll say some of you girls made me laugh during this deal, and some of ya whiney bitches worked my last nerve, but almost all of ya got in my pocket. Don't know if SBR is gonna host again next year, or if CRIS is gonna foot the bill, or even if that drunk Illusion is gonna run the deal, but maybe if ya'll started lobbying now.......on to the Prick's Picks:
TCU -3 I'll be sitting in the stands for this one, boys, and that little ol' team from Ft Worth ain't bad at all. The Cyclones can't score, and the Frogs win by at least 10. I'm 1/3 of the way to my first CRIS funded expedition to the nudey bar in the New Year.
Buffalo -1 I'd take the Bills all the way up to a TD in this one. The Jets have been done for two months, and i gotta think that Buffalo walks away from the worst team in the NFL. This game's a real bargain, and I'm throwing a big hunk of my own squirreled-away loot at this one. When the Bills win I go to 2-0, and i'm going to the bank to get a couple of C notes changed into bundles of Ones.
Kansas City -7 (BEST BET) The Bengal's cheerleaders log more minutes on the field than the actual starters themselves do. KC needs a group of help to get in to the dance, but they help themselves out all they can by cruising to an easy win. The Prick gets paid this week, but not enough to pay for all them friggin' shirts i gotta pony up for. It's been fun, ladies, and maybe we can do it again next year. By then maybe I'll be finished stitching together all these knock-off Tommy Bahama shirts and mailing 'em out.

[scottric]

Jacksonville Jaguars -3.5 (Best Bet)

Pittsburgh Steelers -13.5
New England Patriots -6

Thanks, Prick, for helping us out this football season. Hope you come back for '06-'07!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, everyone! May 2006 be more profitable than 2005!


Hopefully not me this weekend:

[picantel]

perhaps the overall winner this year should take the prick's place next year. that would be a riot. anyway:

Baltimore Ravens -3 BB

Denver Broncos +10.5

Indianapolis Colts -6.5

[Fishhead]

INDY -6.5
CHICAGO +4
TAMPA BAY -13.5 (BB)

thanks

[TheGuesser]

Green Bay -3.5(Best Bet)
Falcons +4
Eagles +7
Thanks for the contest.

[stump]

BB Indy - 6.5
cleveland + 3
eagles + 7

thanks for the great contest

[LVHerbie]

fresno state -6.5 (BB)
nc state -3.5
vikings -4

[MAB]

Philadelphia Eagles +7 (Best Bet)
Cleveland Browns +3
Indianapolis Colts -6.5

[the boss]

baltimore -3
atlanta +4 bb
Indy -6.5

[rm18]

Raiders +9 BB
Fresno St. -6.5
N.C. State -3.5

[goldengoat]

Jaguars -3.5
Ravens -3 bb
Redskins -7

[pags11]

Jacksonville Jaguars -3.5 (BB)
Baltimore Ravens -3
Atlanta Falcons +4

[Todd]

Baltimore -3
Pittsburgh -13.5 Best Bet
New England -6

[jisav]

Green Bay Packers -3.5 bb
New England Patriots -6
Jacksonville Jaguars -3.5

[denn333]

green bay -3.5 BB
pittsburgh -13.5
dallas -12.5

[juuso]

Washington Redskins -7 (Best Bet)
Baltimore Ravens -3
NC State -3.5

[aceking]

Fresno State -6.5 BB

Indianapolis Colts -6.5
New England Patriots -6

[Aces]

Fresno ST -6 1/2 BB
NC State -3 1/2
Colts - 6 1/2

[paul022112]

Atlanta Falcons +4 best bet
San Francisco 49ers +2
Jacksonville Jaguars -3.5

[Relentless]

Tennessee +3.5 BEST BET
Oakland +9
Cleveland +3

[Razz]

Eagles +7 Best Bet
Falcons +4
Packers -3.5

[Mudcat]

new orleans +13.5
SAN FRAN +2 (BEST BET)
saint louis +12.5

[screamformelongbeach]

Fresno State -6.5 BEST BET
Browns +3
Colts -6.5

[Multiply]

Miami +6 BB
Wash -7
St. Lou +12.5

[JDK192]

Oakland +9
Baltimore -3
New Orleans +13.5

[EBone]

Best Bet: Atlanta (+4)

Others: New Orleans (+13.5)
Minnesota (-4)

[HAPPY BOY]

ravens -3 =BB
fins +6
colts - 6.5

[timster]

Oak +9
BB - SF +2
StL +12.5

[OldeTymePlaya]

Fresno St -6.5 best bet
Ravens -3
Washington -7

[Max Levine]

Tulsa +6.5 (BB)
South Florida +3.5
Saints +13.5

[THESCOUT]

packer-3.5bb, fresno st st-6.5, saintsplus13.5 thanks