The Prick's Revenge: Mailbag Week 5

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  • The Prick
    SBR MVP
    • 08-31-05
    • 4965

    #1
    The Prick's Revenge: Mailbag Week 5
    good to see some of you got more sense than i'd have bet on! almost 500 of you fackin' rats trying to get in my pocket this week, but most of you were smart enough to keep yer traps shut so I ain't gotta spend all day defending myself. no free shots, payback time:

    bigGAYMER3 sounds like you got an unhealthy obsession for man-juice. you ain't gotta worry too much about a shortage, when yer thirsty somebody will make you some more.

    capitalistic pig ain't you a benevolent soul? thanks pal, maybe we can go do some biker-type shit sometime, but no tweaking.

    GamblingMike keep on chirping, square. we got a long ways to go before this deal is over

    verbalkint thanks for the tip, buddy. you should hook up with BigGaymer, that'll save him a little work milking yer tool

    hawgmollie if by "new" ya mean a 1984 pink Gremlin than i believe ya

    moonie watchin' yer 'Canes early has got me deep in the jug already. my 4-0 is goin' up in smoke

    mrmark hope you didn't hurt yer noggin' cyphering up that idea, braniac. i'm still diggin' your picture tho

    mshanedubbyah i concur wholeheartedly

    bigdog blah blah blah, congrats on yer perfect week, ain't my fault you didn't read the rules. you say SBR is advertising on yer website? somebody needs to fire the marketing bubba if SBR is throwing money at the official NAMBLA webpage.

    takes-it-up-the-bumatthebeach you don't know me like that, kid, asking about my genitalia is pretty creepy. hint on yer mop-search: handle up yer ass?

    BigBollocks that is some profound stuff, Mr. Kafka

    E-boner thanks, Kwai Chang. i need a kharma make-over

    jenrob yes we will, are you a hot chick? did i already ask ya that?

    picanteller if i want any shit outta you i'll squeeze yer head. tell that sorry SOB to get home and cut the grass

    sharktank a little advice, kid. magic 8-Ball

    eggy i ain't here to make ya feel better. i'm here to keep you mooches outta my loot. good luck anyway, dude.

    wseitrzr how's King Friday doing, Mr Rogers?

    swifty ya chalky bastage, couldn't ya find no bigger favorites? quit diggin' through my garbage cans, ya stalker

    PattyBateman fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, I gotta be a Prick

    hippygriff ya moonshining hillbilly, enough with the howling already. good record so far, but we got a spell to go yet

    juvy yer Tribe are on a roll, but Yankee Stadium should change things up.

    Thomasha damn, are you my bitch ex-wife Twana's twin sister? tell her the check is in the mail.

    OrlynSorly yeah, hard to argue with that. are you a Vaudevillean Comedy Duo like LaurelnHardy?

    daddydan i'm ugly???? pretty sure you ain't got much in common with Richard Gere other than gerbils there, pretty boy.

    snoopy does Charles Shultz know you use that language? what are you some kinda gang-banger?

    eglickman lay off on the Clint Eastwood movies, there, cowpoke

    Nismo they all look good before they start playing, that ain't strange

    Crayzee that plumber guy ain't funny, cracker.

    johnpavlic yer boring me, son, come up with some new shtick

    hounds me too, scooter, me too. i got a slight liquidity problem these days

    adriano i didn't know there were any brotha Smurfs. i'll take you up on that deal, this yer first week?

    hobbie yeah, yeah, yeah, that 'Canes pick ain't looking good just yet. you ain't exactly tearin' em up yerself, smart guy

    donuts another 5-0 will get ya paid, i reckon. what the hell you gonna do with $100 anyhow?

    yp2etc even if i do i'll still kick yer ass, slappy

    Poker_Beast Disney got some new cartoon about a hideously disfigured poker player?

    cincy_ 'bout time you acted like you had some home-learning. mebbe some of these other clowns will take note

    sammyj quit yer whinin' Dolores. plenty other losers to pick. sing that Candy Man song and pop out yer glass eye, its for the kids

    Crutch losing don't bug me, as long as i ain't gotta pay yer goofy ass

    shithead yer name says it AAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    WillieBee screw yer Aggies, i want my dough back on that scam newsletter coach Fran sold me

    xxxsdsxxxxx status quo fer you Nancy. you'll look swell hanging a -10

    begolf past time, in retrospection

    mike191 no, what makes me The Prick is that fact that i can call you an ass-bandit without having to worry

    eagle999 you bust out an abacus to cypher that one up, mathboy?

    patty3peters that is some truly cryptic stuff, mr. philosopher guy.

    thezber damn, i can see why! wise tactical decision skippy

    cabo thanks, pal, right back at ya

    zackcim uhm, ok dude. turn off yer TV once in awhile, read a book or take up knitting

    LIONSROARingbunghole yeah, i'm not real sure where you're going with that. thanks for the feedback, best regards

    gummo dammit, man, who the hell is the hot chick in the picture???? i'll put the fix in on this contest if you hook me up

    mrcjmannish not a friggin' chance with that card, Petunia

    razzeal quick question for ya Rainman, is there any way to go down other than hard?

    gutty tired of explaining this to ya, Corky. WRITE YOUR LITTLE BS RESPONSES IN THE LITTLE BOX UNDER YOUR ENTRY FORM! next week i'll erase your shit if you don't comply

    RickySteve classic, that. how's yer show about Europe working out? try and get offa PBS and on HBO so you can show

    trips3h how the hell did you make that happen?????

    rayell quit dreaming about my ass, you freak

    tomster, triplecrown you boys are almost as smart as gutty. (see above)

    RedMachinenose-picker if there is a God you will not get any of my money. ever. (if you refer to the MLB Cincy team)

    Hugo my god, is that thing in yer picture real or some kinda muppet? you got serious issues

    doncal yeah, actually, i could use one. are you a hot chick?

    DocJS patience, Augustus Gloop, all good things to those who wait.

    Damn, that was easy this week. guess you can teach retards a thing or two since alot of you morons learned not to talk nonsense. For future reference, you are all becoming rather tedious, lets put a little more effort into this, shall we? Best regards,

    The Prick
  • Hugo Whacket
    SBR Hustler
    • 03-30-06
    • 64

    #2
    that "thing" in my picture is %100 woman flesh, and when she gets her groove on it's like surfing. you got something against thick sisters?
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    • y2p731
      SBR Hustler
      • 09-11-07
      • 64

      #3
      It's Y2p. Yeah keep using your magic 8 ball. It's not much better than your five year old spelling.
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      • BigBollocks
        SBR MVP
        • 06-11-06
        • 2045

        #4
        Looking forward to week six's mailbag. A lot of people took some solid shots at the ole Prickster after last week's meltdown
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        • cincy_1
          SBR High Roller
          • 01-10-06
          • 107

          #5
          Suggestion .... next week, can you also paste the comment that they poster made?

          That would make my day .... and bring as much joy into my life as seeing The Prick go 0-4.
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