Damn, boys, i just woke up off a 4 day drunk.....tastes like a cat took a dump on my tongue and my ears are ringin like Quasimodo is stuck in my melon. guess i kinda dropped the ball on the write-ups this week. SBR John's been blowin' up my cell phone so i reckon i'd best make an amends. over 500 of you vultures tryin' to get in my pocket this week, how the hell am I 'sposed to get paid??? any of you whoores a lawyer? might need some help renegotiating my contract. that nice new Harley that BookMaker/BetCRIS bought may have been left parked in front of a bar a few days back......no, i remember now i drove it thru the front door and left it next to the juke box. anyhow, this here is the part where I get to reply to those of you douches that cracked-wise on yer entry forms. most of ya have learned that there ain't much future in shot-taking at the ol' Prick. Lemme check my gun list.....
HawgMollie gonna take more then a peek at yer 1-3 card to make me weep. on yer name, do you ride a Harley or are you porcine in appearance?
IronHorse you work at Long John Silvers? National Talk like a Pirate day was last week.
merciful or maybe not, them the biggest dogs you could find? interesting 'capping technique, lemme know how that works out for ya
picantel you sure talked much crap a few years ago during this deal. how's yer monkey doing?
GamblingMikey you ain't exactly been a ball o'fire yerself, son. mind yer manners, this deal got a long way to go.
mshanedubbya shane, come back! you should be thanking me for saving you from the wrongside of that game. Texans are money in the bank
eglickerman get an avatar, rookie. see, you ain't never gonna win this deal if ya think we're playing Chinese checkers
lionsroar you one of them Wizard of Oz watching friends of Dorothy? thanks for your feedback, best regards
ndejacimoff we were on a roll, Corky. way to dik it up for everybody, that's why we can't have anything nice around here
ryboy2222 i reckon we'll see about that, Karen Valentine.
smoothsuave don't let yer alligator mouth write a check yer jaybird ass can't cover
Swifty the sun don't shine on the same dog's ass twice in a row, hope ya bought some glaucoma medicine with my $100
dodif that's yer upper lip, Nancy. WTF does "dodif" mean? fakkin' CRACKER. stop, dodif time
Sundram you ever work at the Kwickie Mart in Springfield? good luck, slappy
biggaymer that was some poetic sheyit the way you used up all that space leading up to the "Not". you should write songs for Ricky Martin
meestermike ya leave yer shirt in Vegas, or break even like all the other losers claim?
Eggy couldn't take that side, couldn't bet that game. good luck though, rebel without a clue
'looker good job last week, wanna sell me a few picks?
MrChuck76 i stole the other side of the only dog you liked? no way Det covers, much less wins
bfavre4ever you got a mancrush on #4? that's some sad stuff. you a pitcher or a catcher?
mikey191 even a blindhog gets an acorn now and then. hop on my tails, kid, i'll make ya rich
Crutch once is enough, kid, no reason to repeat yerself. i did leave some easy picks, why didn't you pick 'em?
PattyBateman Who's the Whoore?
bendoverpro wouldn't be braggin' bought gettin' yer nuts amputated
$AL$ yer a weird little man, what are you speaking, Swahili?
BigBalls you got an unnatural fixation with my genitalia, kid. i'm sorta flattered and all, but i don't swing that way. Stalk BGD for awhile, he likes the cok
mrcjwoman no money for you with that card, pal. thanks for your effort
bigneiler congrats on last week, sharp. this week you ain't got a prayer, square
jenrob are you a hot chick or what? you sound like a hotchick....send me a nekkid pick and i'll rig it so you win next week
MrMark dig the picture, right back at ya Mac
jimmy you booger eatin' moron, enter once and cut the crazy stuff. seriously, dude, step away from the krak pipe
orlynsorly nope, keep hope alive
azgrande i got yer tough hanging pal.
Ebone random indeed, Grasshopper. quantum, even
dannyd that's bueno suerte to us Ticos
gutty ya fackin' numbskull, quit posting nonsense in this thread! start yer own ridiculous threads.....no number on that game yet when we opened the contest
CoreyMan great to see yer not dressing like Michael Jackson anymore. still spending time at Neverland?
pags....yeah, you do all right....
crayzee do yer own 'capping, son. these gems are free, and worth every cent
cincy fade me all ya want, you'll be out money when its all said and done. don't get yer feelings hurt, you ain't got a prayer on that Harley deal
chwasser takin' a Prick? yer a little freaky, did you get molested by an Uncle with candy in his pocket? rubit long enough and it'll spit at ya
Volin right back at ya. you that chick offa the Peanuts who follows pepperming patty around?
jabert only way them picks make you a ton is if you start the week with at least three tons
dave no, scrotum head, you are garbage
Hoja Dr. Phil? that picture the dude from Tenacious D?
bigdog quit bustin' my balls, son. no halftime numbers for this deal
daddydan uhm, nope. twice
hippygriff good job last week, but lightning ain't gonna strike twice for ya. at least tell me ya bought a hooker with my money
IMGV now you got the hang of it.....was worried about all that bunghole lickin' talk, but seems like you figured out the best part to nibble on
wseitzjr don't sell yerself short, kid. -3 ain't nothing
chesterbeagle you watch too much TV. go outside tomorrow, that big yellow thing up in the sky is the sun. it is your friend
EaglesPhan meatwad, ya got two right by my book. 2-2(-1)
Rayell that is some cockamamie logic, loser boy. maybe you should just pick the teams with the sexiest uniforms next week
crackerjack hang in there, son, even us pros have some tough weeks. it ain't about fun, its about cash
tomster i will beat you like Ike did Tina, kid. save yer thanks for the ambulance crew
williebee you just figgered that out? you are as dumb as i thought
patsy3peters i'm not comfortable with this conversation, i'm going to my happy place
begolf man, if i gotta pay anybody it might as well be you. but since i ain't gonna.....
xxdsdxxxxx no chance, Nostradamus. is yer name like a magic number in Roman numerals?
laxjoxstap nope, square
roundcake you go 4-0 the same weekend that Stewie Griffin gets tea-bagged by Meg
DoctorDanger mighty genreous offer, skippy. i'll remember that
checkerboard and leave yer ol' lady here all nekkid and tied up? that'd be uncivilized
barkster you are crawling right up my nose, scooter. bears are money
gummo send me the hot chicks info and nobody gets hurt. you and bradley in the same Vanilla Ice tribute band?
billjack hope you didn't hurt yer big ol' brain coming up with that quip
sharktank maybe. and then again maybe i'll win the lotto.
junior all that predicting must make your pumpkin cramp up. save that energy up so you can remind yerself not to drool
razzeal i'm speechless, wtf did that mean?
lbw oh, yeah, i'm a dirty dirty boy. you got me, mami
DocJS no need to improve, that mark will win you a Hawg if you maintain
Sean you better have my 100 colones in escrow
Damn, you are some chatty bitches. Time for a cold beer IV and a few hours of porn surfing. Nobody gets paid this week but me, nothing personal.
HawgMollie gonna take more then a peek at yer 1-3 card to make me weep. on yer name, do you ride a Harley or are you porcine in appearance?
IronHorse you work at Long John Silvers? National Talk like a Pirate day was last week.
merciful or maybe not, them the biggest dogs you could find? interesting 'capping technique, lemme know how that works out for ya
picantel you sure talked much crap a few years ago during this deal. how's yer monkey doing?
GamblingMikey you ain't exactly been a ball o'fire yerself, son. mind yer manners, this deal got a long way to go.
mshanedubbya shane, come back! you should be thanking me for saving you from the wrongside of that game. Texans are money in the bank
eglickerman get an avatar, rookie. see, you ain't never gonna win this deal if ya think we're playing Chinese checkers
lionsroar you one of them Wizard of Oz watching friends of Dorothy? thanks for your feedback, best regards
ndejacimoff we were on a roll, Corky. way to dik it up for everybody, that's why we can't have anything nice around here
ryboy2222 i reckon we'll see about that, Karen Valentine.
smoothsuave don't let yer alligator mouth write a check yer jaybird ass can't cover
Swifty the sun don't shine on the same dog's ass twice in a row, hope ya bought some glaucoma medicine with my $100
dodif that's yer upper lip, Nancy. WTF does "dodif" mean? fakkin' CRACKER. stop, dodif time
Sundram you ever work at the Kwickie Mart in Springfield? good luck, slappy
biggaymer that was some poetic sheyit the way you used up all that space leading up to the "Not". you should write songs for Ricky Martin
meestermike ya leave yer shirt in Vegas, or break even like all the other losers claim?
Eggy couldn't take that side, couldn't bet that game. good luck though, rebel without a clue
'looker good job last week, wanna sell me a few picks?
MrChuck76 i stole the other side of the only dog you liked? no way Det covers, much less wins
bfavre4ever you got a mancrush on #4? that's some sad stuff. you a pitcher or a catcher?
mikey191 even a blindhog gets an acorn now and then. hop on my tails, kid, i'll make ya rich
Crutch once is enough, kid, no reason to repeat yerself. i did leave some easy picks, why didn't you pick 'em?
PattyBateman Who's the Whoore?
bendoverpro wouldn't be braggin' bought gettin' yer nuts amputated
$AL$ yer a weird little man, what are you speaking, Swahili?
BigBalls you got an unnatural fixation with my genitalia, kid. i'm sorta flattered and all, but i don't swing that way. Stalk BGD for awhile, he likes the cok
mrcjwoman no money for you with that card, pal. thanks for your effort
bigneiler congrats on last week, sharp. this week you ain't got a prayer, square
jenrob are you a hot chick or what? you sound like a hotchick....send me a nekkid pick and i'll rig it so you win next week
MrMark dig the picture, right back at ya Mac
jimmy you booger eatin' moron, enter once and cut the crazy stuff. seriously, dude, step away from the krak pipe
orlynsorly nope, keep hope alive
azgrande i got yer tough hanging pal.
Ebone random indeed, Grasshopper. quantum, even
dannyd that's bueno suerte to us Ticos
gutty ya fackin' numbskull, quit posting nonsense in this thread! start yer own ridiculous threads.....no number on that game yet when we opened the contest
CoreyMan great to see yer not dressing like Michael Jackson anymore. still spending time at Neverland?
pags....yeah, you do all right....
crayzee do yer own 'capping, son. these gems are free, and worth every cent
cincy fade me all ya want, you'll be out money when its all said and done. don't get yer feelings hurt, you ain't got a prayer on that Harley deal
chwasser takin' a Prick? yer a little freaky, did you get molested by an Uncle with candy in his pocket? rubit long enough and it'll spit at ya
Volin right back at ya. you that chick offa the Peanuts who follows pepperming patty around?
jabert only way them picks make you a ton is if you start the week with at least three tons
dave no, scrotum head, you are garbage
Hoja Dr. Phil? that picture the dude from Tenacious D?
bigdog quit bustin' my balls, son. no halftime numbers for this deal
daddydan uhm, nope. twice
hippygriff good job last week, but lightning ain't gonna strike twice for ya. at least tell me ya bought a hooker with my money
IMGV now you got the hang of it.....was worried about all that bunghole lickin' talk, but seems like you figured out the best part to nibble on
wseitzjr don't sell yerself short, kid. -3 ain't nothing
chesterbeagle you watch too much TV. go outside tomorrow, that big yellow thing up in the sky is the sun. it is your friend
EaglesPhan meatwad, ya got two right by my book. 2-2(-1)
Rayell that is some cockamamie logic, loser boy. maybe you should just pick the teams with the sexiest uniforms next week
crackerjack hang in there, son, even us pros have some tough weeks. it ain't about fun, its about cash
tomster i will beat you like Ike did Tina, kid. save yer thanks for the ambulance crew
williebee you just figgered that out? you are as dumb as i thought
patsy3peters i'm not comfortable with this conversation, i'm going to my happy place
begolf man, if i gotta pay anybody it might as well be you. but since i ain't gonna.....
xxdsdxxxxx no chance, Nostradamus. is yer name like a magic number in Roman numerals?
laxjoxstap nope, square
roundcake you go 4-0 the same weekend that Stewie Griffin gets tea-bagged by Meg
DoctorDanger mighty genreous offer, skippy. i'll remember that
checkerboard and leave yer ol' lady here all nekkid and tied up? that'd be uncivilized
barkster you are crawling right up my nose, scooter. bears are money
gummo send me the hot chicks info and nobody gets hurt. you and bradley in the same Vanilla Ice tribute band?
billjack hope you didn't hurt yer big ol' brain coming up with that quip
sharktank maybe. and then again maybe i'll win the lotto.
junior all that predicting must make your pumpkin cramp up. save that energy up so you can remind yerself not to drool
razzeal i'm speechless, wtf did that mean?
lbw oh, yeah, i'm a dirty dirty boy. you got me, mami
DocJS no need to improve, that mark will win you a Hawg if you maintain
Sean you better have my 100 colones in escrow
Damn, you are some chatty bitches. Time for a cold beer IV and a few hours of porn surfing. Nobody gets paid this week but me, nothing personal.
