The Prick's HairyBag, er MailBag Week 3

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  • The Prick
    SBR MVP
    • 08-31-05
    • 4965

    #1
    The Prick's HairyBag, er MailBag Week 3
    see, I ain't sittin' around here all day Saturday answering all yer letters to Santa, so I figger now is as good a time as any to return some favors. some of you assclowns think by entering you get a free shot at the ol' Prick, but this here is where I get to fire back. nothin' personal, no reason for anybody to go on the Oprah show or climb a tall building with a rifle. there's only one of me, and about 450 or so of you rats trying to get some free cheese, so down to business.

    Sundrambuie i coulda swore you got this right last week, why'd ya have to screw up now? good luck, buddy

    Scratch thanks for the help, pal, don't go thinking you got gratuity headed yer way

    Elliot90214 glad to see you managed to get the form filled out, hows all them anorexic chicks at West Beverly High?

    Patsy3Peters that's some funny trash! thinning out the herd 'fore the party even starts.

    Crutch well played you! got entered all by yer itty-bitty self!

    Swifty "Prick bear of luck"??? is that like some kinda Chinese Year VooDoo stuff?

    IWIWRetc. Newsflash: I ain't so smart, NOW. you ain't gonna be in the money

    Gamblin'Mike man, yer like that dude who bends spoons with his brainwaves. hope you use yer power for the good of mankind.

    BigBally cold shot, buddy, i got a prescription for this stuff. glaucoma ain't no joking matter

    A-Rod49 appreciate the offer, jefe, but if its all the same to you i think we'll go ahead and play some before we give you the Grand Prize. Tosser.

    Onlooker Thanks, pal, i always thought you were a regular dude

    MoonieCricket congrats on last week, dude, but you are one chalky bastage this time

    dodif only reason you got teeth is cause sperm hardens, cracker. WTF does dodif mean anyhow?

    merciful them the biggest dogs you could find? I THINK YOU DON'T GOT IT

    BigGamey you got jokes! that woulda been funny about 8 yrs ago, Henny Youngman

    y2pyaddayadda Cowboys ain't gotta beat the Bears, just cover the nut. you might wanna get some fresh razorblades anyhow

    LLXC Roman Numerals, like Roman Baths? sorry buddy, nobody gets paid this week but me

    gutty810 get with the program, Corky. post yer picks in this thread, talk shit somewhere else.

    SBR John i'll let ya out of our bet for half now, kid. final offer

    Silver Bullshet yes, let's try again. thanks for your feedback

    E-boner reckon one of us is deadwrong, just as soon it was you, nothin' personal Grasshopper

    OswegoLion are you some kinda Wizard of Oz knock-off with that name? I got bills, kid, nobody gets my dough this week no matter how much ya beg

    IronHorsey way to represent on National Talk Like a Pirate Day. keep it real, homeslice

    BroncoGenie i read 'em, can i borrow a kleenex? you do know you can pick them teams with the +s in front of the numbers, right?

    JenRob thanks for the clarification, thought that 0-4 from last week meant you were awesome.

    hippygriff already done, one of them big-ass checks like from a golf tournament. Ed McMahon should be droppin' it off today

    butterflygal you a hot chick? see response to hippy, but replace Ed McMahon with The Prick

    wseitzIII i'm thinking 4-0 will get you fellows tied, but that don't pay much

    undyingwankertruth hey there, Fabio, you got balls callin' me out and sportin' a RedSux avatar. you don't know me like that, i got all the broads i need

    BigDoggy time to make the doughnuts, you a cop? sorry kid, no joy in doggyville for you this week

    barkster what kinda hieroglyphics BS you tryin' to pull here? you must be tryin' to get your money's worth outta that BS Rosetta Stone software ya bought. kiss my ass, wankstain

    skidmark.com i concur, battleship or hangman?

    Rayell so you are a hot chick???? kinda scared over all that ass/prickin talk, but maybe if i get drunk enough

    E&Jw/V yer name: brandy with v-8? thanks for the kind wishes, pal

    gutty810 yer workin' my nerves, kid. post yer spam on somebody else's thread. you can talk shit on the little space under yer entry form. that is all

    pags ...

    dannyd666 luck.....shmuck.....i get it. i think the US is lookin' for a new Poet Laurete

    Gammon you ain't that old fag offa Baseball Tonight, are ya? if by crush you mean win and not cover i agree in reference to da Bears

    nitrofag i ain't falling for that trick again.....the consequences in jail wasn't pretty lemme tell ya

    Boner entitlement implies right as opposed to privilege. either way, you ain't gettin' paid.

    Crayzee thanks buddy, right back at ya

    donuts69 quit watching chick movies. showing you the money would be kinda like pretending to feed a stray dog. better luck next week.

    mshanedubbya not with them picks, skippy. thanks, in advance, for not stealing my money. best regards, The Prick

    gizmo absolutely, never, ever feed 'em after midnight. squirrel boy is in the house.

    RJT love that avatar, photographic evidence that Varitek is the biggest cunt in baseball. follows A-Rod halfway up the first base line with every intention of scrapping and LEAVES HIS HELMET ON.

    beez you named yerself after that doll on that MR French, Buffy & Jody show......yer a weird little shit and I don't get ya.

    poker_beastie Army broke one off in my bunghole last week. I didn't get paid, did you?

    picoboy no money for you this week either, scooter

    Red_Sux i just like seein' yer name in print. think the sphinctres in that dugout are about the size of raisins these days?

    cincy_s mere mortals should not be concerned with what i am or am not trying to do. rest assured, that Denver pick is money

    begolf welcome back, kid. your boy Campbell showed out last week. however, you aren't gonna have to worry much about me filling up yer bank account.

    sngr42 that dago QB is gonna cost yer best bet
  • swifty
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 02-22-06
    • 672

    #2
    Chinese Year VooDoo stuffyeah, I might Best of luck typ error. Hope the VooDoo stuff work. for you in week 3 0-5. lol.

    Jets going to win 17-13.
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    • The Prick
      SBR MVP
      • 08-31-05
      • 4965

      #3
      Boys, after this exhausting 3 weeks at the saltmines i'm taking the missus down to the beach for a well-earned vacation. 'Course, that don't mean you get the run of the joint this weekend. Any serious mischief will be recorded in your permanent records and I will personally dole out the punishment next week. in case i forget, grundlelickers, none of you get my dough this week.
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      • Scratch
        SBR Sharp
        • 08-19-07
        • 366

        #4
        got my money from the prick today. maybe he ain't all bad.

        better not spend all yer money on vacation this week cause i'm coming back for more.
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        • jonmic
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 09-25-06
          • 685

          #5
          did your money come by check in the mail?
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          • Scratch
            SBR Sharp
            • 08-19-07
            • 366

            #6
            Originally posted by jonmic
            did your money come by check in the mail?
            yep. post office delivered it today.
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