Prick's Mailbag Week 1

[The Prick]

seems like a few of you douchebags took the opportunity to talk smack on yer BTP entry forms. prolly figgered you were getting free shots, no way i could fire back. wrong, nancy, this here's were the score gets settled. btw, looking at the most picked sides in this deal, you are a chalky buncha squares. down to business ladies:

moneyplay: son, you have smoked yerself retarded, 4-0 with that card? you don't even own the trailer ya live in.

Hugo Whacket wtf is that critter in yer avatar? change it by next week or yer dq'ed

jpj2176 if ya had my money it'd be all the money ya had. for the record, my girl don't like 12 yo hoodrats. mebbe next week you should let yer daddy pick fer ya

'looker good job, son, entering the contest before the last 5 minutes. way to announce your presence with authority

lmb never did get that NT transfer you was sposed to send. kiss my ass, BookMaker hung that # early

ronald better hold off on that dominate lingo 'til ya get a few right

rjt721 gonna FedEx yer money in bags o' pennies, kid. you ain't gonna need to check yer mailbox no time soon

hooty whole buncha slapdicks like you been ready to kick my ass for years, i'm still here. lemme know when ya quit

Ebone i always dug Kwai Chang

swifty us pros don't need luck, but i'd rather be lucky than good

Peyton2blahblah Pack is in the money, don't ask me how. nuthin' is ever definite

lfp711 keep hope alive, only chokin' around here is yer ol' lady on my knob

dudefrompa keep crackin' wise, rook. reckon yer the resident dick expert

DocJS got this nasty rash on my ass, check it? see swifty above

xxxdsdxxx hope you didn't throw real money at that Romo pick

TheGuesser thanks pal, yer a regular fella

dante1 yer welcome, don't let Vandy suck ya in

ajmbz90210 Big Wheel!

BernieWillyShmo get an avatar or i'll ignore yer lazy ass from now on

john pavlic bet you do enjoy beating old mens' asses....kinda like 3 of yer picks tho

BrentCrude sounds like you got extensive personal knowledge of personal lubricants.....that anal is dangerous, try whackin' off in the shower

Bater told ya before I'd be yer Huckleberry. classic line about finding Pricks tho, you are commended

Crayzee thanks kid, that's why they pay me the big dough

[The Prick]

holy jesus, what are there gonna be like 450 of you maggots trying to dig in my pocket???? back to this:

yesnomaybe be more assertive, nobody likes a milquetoast bastage

rayell007 are you a hot chick, you sound like a hot chick....if so mebbe my ass is yours

BigDog can't help ya with that Geek-speak, send that one to Sean

drunkmonk you one of them pedophile groper padres?

MickChunky "W.T.F."?

vegaspicks69 touts blow and i don't speak to 'em. i'll take the over on yer 1-3 for a case of beer

sfobiggayguy yeah....you'll need it.....

DH i'd save that in a jar of formaldahyde

Pats3Peters i concur

Noles2006 like i told Patty just a second ago

JaySmuv not as fast as yer boyfriend does

crazyl yer awe-right, not like the rest of these vermin

zackercimmy you can pay yer rent on that one

VegasWiper way ta think outside the box. went out on a big limb there with yer picks kid

cokakula not much, get a damn job kid

hawker5 you friggin' Iowans are whiney, white, and chubby. i did take it off the board, thats why you whiney

[The Prick]

this is BS....mosta you homos will quit when ya don't get paid so i only gotta beat about 300 contest whoores a week. back to the MailBag:

lbw1000 whaddya play cricket???

Raiders where's my BoS money ya weasley shill?

Sturn2 you don't gotta worry yer purty little head none over that Harley. did ya bury Sturn1 down by the crik?

gizmo Newsflash: it's called Beat the Prick, not Tie the Prick

Goober i got BAD glaucoma. how's Andy, Barney, and Floyd?

MIKEYROD25 uhm, nope.

wseitzer 3-1 by my cyphering. that's enough to beat you

pokernut boohoo. like there wasn't 60 or so others to choose

lackwomancommish we'll see 'bout that. easy to talk crap with a goose-egg fer posts and record

hippydippy thanks fer pointing that out

AntenyRod you gotta earn it square. don't go spendin none of what ya ain't gonna get

OswegoLion right back at ya, big guy

GA you ain't gettin' paid. beginner's luck or not

dillon you related to that moron from Entourage?

jenrob what the hell is a gif?

GamblingMikey i see yer lips movin' but all i hear is blah blah blah.

$Al$ put the pipe down, son, you ain't even speaking English anymore

begolf epidemic.

sabe cool avatar, looks all KMFDM. we ain't gonna have to sweat that kissin' part.

nevadasider can't we all just get along????

[The Prick]

almost halfway there. don't do me no favors, girls, 'less ya got something worthwhile to yak about. and away we go:

Starbuck good coffee, bad reading skills. read the rules, dumbass

mad when'd you learn Chinese?

wlw000 who are you, Dr. Seuss?

bradley nice ride, terrible team. you musta been born near 3 Mile Island

Claggart good job on the adjective. pull out an adverb an i'll be impressed

ivey who woke you up and invited ya back to the party?

sonnytk Brick? you know Brick? figgers, ya drunk Mick

dannyd yeah, SBR hires all kinds of non-posters. they get tax credit, kinda like fer hiring retards and such

cincy____ you ever get that Herpes under control? you ain't gonna beat nobody

IgglesFan the MeatWad??? uhm, no, thanks

ForgetWallyWorld smart play, Wally. like yer card, gotta go against the grain to try to get paid

Ill thanks, Pal. go with god, happy dancing spot feller

merciful yup

WillieBee double or naught on the Bushmills?

mikey191 i like yer style, kid, hope you come in second

LVGuy damn, you got rhymes!

PatrickSports there's always one....the other 334 entrants managed to USE THE FUKIN FORM to enter. damn tout

[The Prick]

some of you fellers i feel bad for, congrats on the perfect weeks. i see that most of the big smack-talkers showed their ass. don't be skerred, we'll give you another shot next week

[BatemanPatrickl]

some of you fellers i feel bad for, congrats on the perfect weeks. i see that most of the big smack-talkers showed their ass. don't be skerred, we'll give you another shot next week

I originally stated that The Prick talks like a pirate, now I know exactly who he talks like. Kind of looks like him as well if he let his beard and hair go...

[lbw1000]

If I can't beat the prick, I at least tied him...did the best I could do.

After all, I may be a girl but I do as good as the guys!!!!

[jonmic]

Well prick is going 0-4 next week.

[bigdog3580]

Where is PRICKS WEEK 2 MAILBAG?

[onlooker]

Where is PRICKS WEEK 2 MAILBAG?

Yeah Prick, getting soft this week?