Beat "The Prick" Contest Week 7 Sponsored by CRIS.....ENTER HERE

[Illusion]

A message from "The Prick"

"Hello fellow losers I am The Prick. I have been picking games on different radio shows and publications for years.

The way this works is I'm going to kick your ass every week because I pick winners. If you ever get lucky and beat me then the good ole mafia guys at BetCRIS will slip you a C note. I think they picked me because they know they won’t have to fork over much cash.

Pick college or NFL games I don't really care but don’t be an ass and throw in a total because only straight up side bets count.

I will pick 3 games and designate one pick as my "best pick". Then you pick 3 and also designate one selection as your best pick.

BetCRIS has some other rules to throw up so check back and read the fine print.

My picks will go up every Tuesday. You can post your losers on Wednesday.

Good Luck (you'll need it)

Love,

The Prick

[Illusion]

Rules for the SBR beat "The Prick" contest sponsored by CRIS

• All winnings will be placed into your BetCRIS account. You must have a BetCRIS account with at least $50 before we will credit your account. 3x rollover required before withdrawal requests will be processed. Your BetCRIS ID details must be forwarded to us by noon on Friday following being named a winner of the prize will be forfeited.
  
  

• Players will wait until The Prick has made his selections before picking their games.

• Players will use the lines printed in the thread The Pricks Picks

• Players can not select the The Pricks Picks or pick the same game against The Prick. Once The Prick selects either team that game is off the board for the contest.

• The scoring will be as follows: 2 points for your winning Best Pick(-2 if it losses) 1 point for the other two winning picks(-1 on losses). Pushes count as zero.
  You must beat The Prick to win $100. Ties do not win any prizes.

• Players must also indicate which play is their top play. If a player fails to indicate their top play the first posted play will be counted as their top play.

• Only sides, no totals

• Players that enter an incorrect game, a game not played on the weekend, a total instead of a side, ect., will have incorrect selections automatically marked as a loss. Players must also submit their picks prior to the first kickoff on Saturday.

• You may select college selections or pro selections to be played only on Saturday or Sunday. No other days count.

• The contest is limited to 20 winners weekly. If there are more than 20 winners the tie breaker will be the amount of points per contestant. If there is still a tie the next tie breaker will be the amount of posts by the contestant. The top twenty with the most points will be awarded $100.

• All players who beat The Prick for the season, have played in at least 14 weeks and have a winning record will get a SBR logo Tommy Bahama silk shirt valued at $119.

• Either Sportsbook Review or BetCRIS may deny entry or prizes for any contestant with out cause and rules may be modified without prior notice.

• 1 account per person, No duplicate accounts or email addresses, and your IP address must not be obscured, cloaked or otherwise unidentifiable.

[Illusion]

Week 7 lines

Sat 10/22 307 Syracuse +12.5
09:00 AM 308 Pittsburgh U -12.5
Pittsburgh is "The Prick's" pick

Sat 10/22 309 Northwestern +12
09:00 AM 310 Michigan State -12

Sat 10/22 311 Michigan +2.5
09:00 AM 312 Iowa -2.5

Sat 10/22 313 Ohio State -15.5
09:00 AM 314 Indiana +15.5

Sat 10/22 315 Florida State -30.5
12:30 PM 316 Duke +30.5

Sat 10/22 317 NC State PK
12:30 PM 318 Wake Forest PK

Sat 10/22 319 Virginia +1.5
09:00 AM 320 North Carolina -1.5

Sat 10/22 321 Vanderbilt +8
12:30 PM 322 South Carolina -8

Sat 10/22 323 Baylor +14
04:00 PM 324 Oklahoma -14

Sat 10/22 325 Arkansas +19.5
09:30 AM 326 Georgia -19.5

Sat 10/22 327 Nebraska +2.5
09:30 AM 328 Missouri -2.5

Sat 10/22 329 No Illinois -10
10:00 AM 330 Kent +10

Sat 10/22 331 Temple +36
09:40 AM 332 Clemson -36

Sat 10/22 333 Ball State +7.5
11:00 AM 334 Ohio -7.5

Sat 10/22 335 East Carolina +7.5
12:30 PM 336 Memphis -7.5

Sat 10/22 337 Houston U +1.5
11:30 AM 338 Mississippi St -1.5

Sat 10/22 339 BYU +19
11:30 AM 340 Notre Dame -19

Sat 10/22 341 SMU +15.5
12:00 PM 342 Tulsa -15.5

Sat 10/22 343 TCU PK
12:00 PM 344 Air Force PK

Sat 10/22 345 Tennessee U +3
12:30 PM 346 Alabama -3

Sat 10/22 347 Washington State +11.5
07:15 PM 348 California -11.5

Sat 10/22 349 Rutgers -3
12:00 PM 350 Connecticut +3

Sat 10/22 351 Purdue +8
12:30 PM 352 Wisconsin -8

Sat 10/22 353 Texas A&M -4.5
11:10 AM 354 Kansas State +4.5

Sat 10/22 355 Oklahoma State +14
11:00 AM 356 Iowa State -14

Sat 10/22 359 Kansas +15
04:00 PM 360 Colorado -15

Sat 10/22 361 Western Michigan +24.5
01:00 PM 362 Bowling Green -24.5

Sat 10/22 363 Oregon State +9.5
01:00 PM 364 UCLA -9.5

Sat 10/22 365 Fresno State -29.5
02:00 PM 366 Idaho +29.5

Sat 10/22 367 Miami Ohio -10.5
03:00 PM 368 Eastern Michigan +10.5

Sat 10/22 369 Hawaii -7
03:00 PM 370 San Jose State +7

Sat 10/22 373 Army +8.5
03:00 PM 374 Akron -8.5

Sat 10/22 375 Texas Tech +15.5
12:30 PM 376 Texas -15.5
Texas is "The Prick's" best bet

Sat 10/22 377 Kentucky +10.5
11:00 AM 378 Mississippi -10.5
Mississippi is "The Prick's" pick

Sat 10/22 379 Louisville -21.5
09:00 AM 380 Cincinnati U +21.5

Sat 10/22 381 Penn State -16.5
04:00 PM 382 Illinois +16.5

Sat 10/22 385 Utah -11.5
04:00 PM 386 UNLV +11.5

Sat 10/22 387 Wyoming +3.5
12:00 PM 388 Colorado State -3.5

Sat 10/22 389 Buffalo U +32
04:00 PM 390 Toledo -32

Sat 10/22 391 Oregon -10
04:00 PM 392 Arizona U +10

Sat 10/22 393 Auburn +6.5
04:45 PM 394 LSU -6.5

Sat 10/22 395 Marshall +13.5
06:00 PM 396 UTEP -13.5

Sat 10/22 397 New Mexico +3
07:00 PM 398 San Diego State -3

Sat 10/22 399 Arizona State -10
02:00 PM 400 Stanford +10

Sat 10/22 401 USC -30
12:30 PM 402 Washington U +30

Sat 10/22 403 Boise State -18
03:30 PM 404 Utah State +18

Sat 10/22 405 North Texas +20.5
01:00 PM 406 Louisiana Tech -20.5

Sat 10/22 407 UL Lafayette +14
02:00 PM 408 Middle Tenn St -14

Sat 10/22 409 Florida Atlantic +8
04:00 PM 410 Arkansas State -8

Sat 10/22 439 Navy -7
05:00 PM 440 Rice +7

Sun 10/23 415 Indianapolis Colts -14.5
10:00 AM 416 Houston Texans +14.5

Sun 10/23 417 Pittsburgh Steelers +1
10:00 AM 418 Cincinnati Bengals -1

Sun 10/23 419 San Diego Chargers +3.5
10:00 AM 420 Philadelphia Eagles -3.5

Sun 10/23 423 Detroit Lions +3
10:00 AM 424 Cleveland Browns -3

Sun 10/23 425 San Francisco 49ers +12.5
10:00 AM 426 Washington Redskins -12.5

Sun 10/23 427 Dallas Cowboys +3
01:05 PM 428 Seattle Seahawks -3

Sun 10/23 429 Buffalo Bills +3
01:15 PM 430 Oakland Raiders -3

Sun 10/23 431 Baltimore Ravens +1
01:15 PM 432 Chicago Bears -1

Sun 10/23 433 Tennessee Titans +3
01:15 PM 434 Arizona Cardinals -3

Sun 10/23 435 Denver Broncos +2
01:15 PM 436 New York Giants -2

[HAPPY BOY]

We Eagerly Await The Prick! Drum Rolle Maestro Please

[Illusion]

Lines are up.

[aceking]

pls take the San Francisco 49ers .

[The Prick]

Now THAT's what I call a welcome: everybody stands, drumrolls, free picks......I love this place! I can understand why everyone's being so gracious, since I've been paying their rent around here for about three weeks or so. At least to score the free dough from CRIS last week you sharps had to get 2 right......CRIS still split my pay up among 20 of you scrounges instead of handing me a fat envelope, but no more of my body parts got turned into jewelry. I watched that entire 'Bama game last weekend, and knew my lock was blown when the only kid in the entire state who can catch a football got hurt early. I haven't seen balls bouncing off of guys chests, hands, and chins that much since they closed the local YMCA 'cuz it was filled with degenerates. As always, you vultures ain't here to lend me any sympathy, you all want the free cheese, so down to business.
Miss -10.5 This team is much tougher than they appear to be at first glance. Offensively, they moved well against a stout Tide defense last week. Defensively, at home they are good enough to keep Kentucky's sorry offense out of the endzone..The days of Kentucky losing tight games and covering most of the time are long gone and they are now absolutely putrid. Ole Miss takes momentum into this one after a tough loss and crushes the 'Cats by at least two TDs.
Pitt -12.5 The slip of paper in my stale-ass fortune cookie from lunch today said my lucky # was -12.5. I figured that was a sign from above, not that i'm superstitious or anything......Pitt are much better at home than on the road, and Syracuse absolutely SUCKS. Revenge is enough of a factor to make up for lousy coach Waaaaanstedt, and hey, the Chinese God of Bad Gamblers has spoken. Pitt slaps Syracuse around by at least 21, which is enough to cover and get me paid.
Texas -15.5 The 'Horns are strong enough to beat the curse of da Prick, since they were the only game i got right a few weeks back. This is the last pothole on their road to the Big12 championship, and they have no chance of looking past this game. Tech's had a fine season, and will play in a decent bowl, but Hodges doesn't top 200 yards through the air as Texas controls the clock on offense and gets off the field on defense. When i ran this game on auto play on my EA Sports NCAA football 2005, the 'Horns rolled in a 28 point rout. That, punters, makes this my BEST BET. And there you have it ladies, anybody want to place an over/under on the number of sharps who get paid this week? I'm on the under blind for my CRIS paycheck....

[smoothsuave]

Arizona St -10 BB
LSU -6.5
Nebraska +2.5

[Senator7]

Virginia Tech plays Thursday night. I thought the games had to be Saturday or Sunday?

Senator 7

[kdmfox]

I've noticed the Prick is almost exclusively on chalk every week, a losing proposition most of the time.

[The Prick]

Sorry. ladies, happy hour started a little early today......da Prick read the rules, and while you squares don't get to touch anything but Sat and Sunday action, I got no restrictions.....BUT, since CRIS has been so tight-fisted, paying only 2-3 guys a week, i figured I'd listen to the whines and changed my lock. Hope everybody's feeling better now

[Senator7]

Take any games you want because, from what I've seen, you need all the help you can get!

What a surprise! You took another favorite...

Senator 7

[The Prick]

Thanks Senator, i appreciate your leniency in the rules administration!!! Do the favorites pay less when you get them right? You intend to enter at some point, of course, with all dogs? CRIS'll be glad to pay you yet again, i'm sure.......

[dacanesrule74]

Northwestern +12 Best Bet
Miami, FLA. -15
Cleveland Browns -3

[picantel]

Baylor(+14) BB
Northwestern(+12)
Colts(-14.5)

[Aces]

Arkansas +19.5 Best Bet
Iowa -2.5
Vanderbilt +8

[AK]

Boys I'm Solid and these are all locks

Arkansas +19.5 Best Bet
Missouri -2.5
South Carolina -8

[Razz]

Best Bet - Giants -2
Seahawks -3
Chargers +3.5

[Brick Tamland]

Northwestern +12 Best Bet
Miami, FLA. -15
Cleveland Browns -3

[sjelveh]

Denver +2 best bet
s hawks - 3
Cincinnati -1

[moses millsap]

Stanford +10 (BB)
E. Michigan +10.5
Kent +10

[TheGuesser]

Texans (+14.5)
Ravens (+1) BEST BET
Cards -3

[fixxer]

Denver +2 Best bet
Baltimore +1
CIN -1

[HAPPY BOY]

Virginia Tech plays Thursday night. I thought the games had to be Saturday or Sunday?

Senator 7

what team did the prick like thursday?

[Illusion]

I think he was on Tech.

[juuso]

Navy -7 (best bet)
Northwestern +12
Texas A&M -4.5

[fabric86]

Philadelphia Eagles -3.5
Seattle Seahawks -3 (BB)
Denver Broncos +2

[Todd]

Virginia +1.5 BEST BET
NC State pick
Denver +2

[rara51]

best bet temple +36, cowboys+3, ravens+1

[bubba]

New York Giants -2 BEST BET
Indianapolis Colts -14.5
Seattle Seahawks -3

[slacker00]

Dallas Cowboys +3 (BB)
Indianapolis Colts -14.5
Denver Broncos +2

[MAB]

Colorado State -3.5 (Best Bet)
Iowa -2.5
TCU PK

[Illusion]

Illinois +16.5 (Best Bet)
Cincinnati U +21.5
Temple +36

[Illusion]

Attenton: West Virginia/South Florida.....Georgia Tech/Miami.....Tulane/Central Florida and Kansas City/Miami are off the board for this contest. If you selected any of these games please go back and edit your post with another selection. I will not count these games towards the standings.

[denn333]

best bet Iowa -2.5
nfl giants -2
nfl seahawks -3