NASCAR 2016 fantasy thread

[Optional]

I think I have one more bullet to fire over at Draft Kings before the account is at zero.... someone PM me some winner.......

you best respond, or i'm sending this bitch over to all of your houses, where she'll have a f'n seizure or Parkinson's tremor, and her black secret service agents will demand that you give her Mouth to Vag resiscitation..........

The three young rookies and Jimmie Johnson

[Auto Donk]

interesting play

[Auto Donk]

well, it's done... may actually have an interest in watching the race this week

[mikejamm]

Damn, Donk, I hope that's a photo shopped Hillary pic. That is pretty scary

[Auto Donk]

from all i've heard, it's not, it's just her wiggin' out due to her neurological problems... pretty scary

[yisman]

trump and the hilldabeast scare me

I'm voting Johnson, although he seems clueless

[packerd_00]

trump and the hilldabeast scare me

I'm voting Johnson, although he seems clueless

Hilldabeast lol! I like that.

[Auto Donk]

johnson blew some other question yesterday or so, but I only saw the teaser on the news.... apparently it was way worse than his "what is allepo" gaff....

[yisman]

they asked him for his favorite world leader

he should've just said all the world leaders I know of are jackasses

which is accurate

instead, he stumbled on it

if they asked trump, trump would've answered Putin. He admires Putin and Putin is probably the only leader he knows.

[shaunovery]

Dover sign up

25 and 75 pots

Enter by Sunday

[reigle9]

Sides up to 200.

[Auto Donk]

damn, the chase is still going? i thought Harvick won

[mikejamm]

damn, the chase is still going? i thought Harvick won

Nah bro, Smoke aka hunter/killer plans on taking out all Chase drivers thereby assuring his douche baggery self the Championship win in his last fat fuk'in season in Nascar!

[LT Profits]

If you bet any of the three Sprint drivers to win the postponed XFINITY race today (Kyle, Logano, Austin Dillon), you lost your money. None of the three will now do double-duty with both races tomorrow.

[yisman]

and now jones is a steal

man oh man

postponement terrible for the market

[yisman]

I would think bets on drivers who don't start the race would be refunded...

[LT Profits]

I would think bets on drivers who don't start the race would be refunded...

For matchup bets, yes. For outright to win the race bets no, those are treated as Futures where all bets have action.

[LT Profits]

In for both pots at Dover

[Auto Donk]

Nah bro, Smoke aka hunter/killer plans on taking out all Chase drivers thereby assuring his douche baggery self the Championship win in his last fat fuk'in season in Nascar!

He should do that.... take out one per week, preferably the top points driver without a win.... consider it "inverting the field", killer style

it'd be the only way he could stay relevant til the end

[rob]

Sides up to 200.

In for 100

[reigle9]

Sides up to 200.

Any last minute takers?

[yisman]

Any last minute takers?

sure


we'll do 200 instead of 100 this week

[luvtogamble]

in for both at dover

[bigdaddyjames]

about time i win

[bigdaddyjames]

and i won both

[Auto Donk]

calling mr. dover.....

Mr. Ben Dover.....

[shaunovery]

Dover results

25 pot (12 in 300 )

1st bigdaddyjames 180
2nd reigle 90
3rd Shaun 30

75 pot (7 in 525)

1st bigdaddyjames 525

[shaunovery]

Everyone paid

[yisman]

did I lose to shaun, reigle, and rob? I haven't been on to check but harvick...

[shaunovery]

did I lose to shaun, reigle, and rob? I haven't been on to check but harvick...

Lost to me , didn't check others

[rob]

did I lose to shaun, reigle, and rob? I haven't been on to check but harvick...

We tied.

[yisman]

had 1,5,7,10

pretty good roster, actually

managed to lose 2 HTHs and pushed the other. net -250

[Auto Donk]

damn yis, ur a sports trivia master....

[reigle9]

You know Yis somehow runs that game. Answers prob highlight for him.

[yisman]

I took it easy on them this week (Monday). Quit after the second question.