Just like you, I got pretty sick of everyone masturbating while reading the Almighty Pags sacred picks every week. 'You're the best, Pags' 'Great pick on Tulsa, Pags!' "Will you marry me, Pags! I Love you!'
Now he has a crap seasopn, and leaves the forum. He's gone now.
Get over it. This sorry-ass forum needs a new leader. You won't know who I am, you won't like me, and I don't want to have my ass-kissed if i go 10-0.
You WILL be entertained. You WILL be able to bash me all day unlike the baby Pags. Granted, you all are a bunch of 13 year old kids who bet like $5 a game, but act like high-rollers. You children need to be taught how to gamble on sports. And if you don't like what I have to say... blow me.
Just like our Dear Leader Pags... I will dramatically release my picks one at a time to give you time to be in awe of my brilliant prognostications....
THE UNKNOWN COMIC HAS ARRIVED!


You WILL be entertained. You WILL be able to bash me all day unlike the baby Pags. Granted, you all are a bunch of 13 year old kids who bet like $5 a game, but act like high-rollers. You children need to be taught how to gamble on sports. And if you don't like what I have to say... blow me.
Just like our Dear Leader Pags... I will dramatically release my picks one at a time to give you time to be in awe of my brilliant prognostications....
THE UNKNOWN COMIC HAS ARRIVED!