PAGS is DEAD! GET OVER IT! New Capper in Town!

**Robyn** · 10-29-09, 10:26 PM

Unknown Capper, send nudes, please. Thank you.

**Unknown Capper** · 10-29-09, 10:27 PM

Pick #9

WISCONSIN -7 (+103, 2.638 units) j/k

Sometimes common sense and a little psychology can win when gambling. I don't care how bad Wisc. pass defense is or how close this series tends to be. What I care about is the fact the Purdue is a fairly inexperienced team, they are playing their 9th straight week without a buy, and they're playing on the road in what should be a fairly frigid Madison, WI. Meanwhile, Wisconsin is off a bye and can very easily end up 10-2 by winning out against weaker competition the rest of the way. Purdue is 0-2 on the road and got beat fairly soundly @ Minnesota, a team inferior to Wisconsin.

Now granted that isn't a Pags 10-page write-up, but for whatever reason i felt like expanding on my genius pick a little. By this point Serbone is twittering Pags that I'm mocking him. You're such a good boy, Serbone! Good boy! Now go fetch...

**odusmykal** · 10-29-09, 10:30 PM

Unknown, you're alright in my book.. I like your style.. Best of luck this weekend..

**sweetpete57@** · 10-29-09, 10:42 PM

Well, if nothing else, he seems to be a right-winger

**Unknown Capper** · 10-29-09, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

Unknown Capper, send nudes, please. Thank you.

You wouldn't be able to handle me, Robyn.

**tango** · 10-29-09, 10:58 PM

Never a dull moment. Like your style.

**HoulihansTX** · 10-29-09, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

It's good to know that there are at least 5 sharp guys at SBR (including yourself). Anyone who takes ANYTHING Bread says seriously, isn't very bright.

The loser train continues to roll.

**guyc** · 10-29-09, 11:20 PM

Not bad at all. luck to you will be on 6 of them

**sweetpete57@** · 10-29-09, 11:24 PM

i'll be on Rutgers and Cal

**ZBOIZ** · 10-29-09, 11:28 PM

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**tacomax** · 10-29-09, 11:44 PM

I think that Unknown Capper will need to change his name to Most Famous Capper On The Internet after those picks. I think we have a new king to follow.

**Unknown Capper** · 10-30-09, 12:26 AM

Pick #10

UNLV +35

UNLV has been able to put points up on the board this year and as good as TCU is, you can't expect them to be too up for this one, after LWs bit win in Provo. 5 TDS is a lot to give, and with the clock rules and such, I don't see TCU pouring it on.

I'd like to thank everyone for endulging me with my picks, and I hope you have been inspired by being in the presence of such a gifted capper. The mystery may surround my identity, but my 'book will know where to send my money after this week's games.

Remember, Pags is gone, the future is the Unknown...

**drfunkmaster** · 10-30-09, 02:46 AM

you very entertaining than some other guy writting a bunch of notes.

**Willie Bee** · 10-30-09, 05:08 AM

Originally posted by Unknown Capper

Who gives a f**k who i am.

I do. Check your PMs and get back to me.

**Robyn** · 10-30-09, 05:25 AM

Oh no! His IP address has been cross referenced with another poster, noooooooo! Don't leave us, Unknown Capper!

**Cougar Bait** · 10-30-09, 05:35 AM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

I do. Check your PMs and get back to me.

FYI

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Thursday 10/29

North Carolina +16.5 (1 unit)

Saturday 10/31

Wisconsin -6.5
Rutgers +7.5
Miami -7
Georgia +15
Michigan -7
South Carolina +6
Michigan State -3.5

All Saturday plays are for 3 units. GL everyone!

I hope you have a great week Unknown...

Nicely done.

**Bread** · 10-30-09, 06:55 AM

Houlihan's nice to know I that I have yet another huge fan in you. I love you too.

Bread aka Pags aka Unknown Capper aka Diogee aka Matty Rain aka Willie Bee aka Binar-99

**HoulihansTX** · 10-30-09, 07:01 AM

I probably should just be ignoring all of the attention-seekers, cuz I'm a part of the forum to talk sports. Nevertheless, I get hooked by various losers in the forum once again.

I'm going to stay in my lane from now on.

Hope this guy hits a multiple of bets, cuz many of them are wagers I placed early in the week.

**Bread** · 10-30-09, 07:03 AM

Originally posted by HoulihansTX

I probably should just be ignoring all of the attention-seekers, cuz I'm a part of the forum to talk sports. Nevertheless, I get hooked by various losers in the forum once again.

I'm going to stay in my lane from now on. Hope this guy hits a multiple of bets, cuz many of them are wagers I placed early in the week.

**Robyn** · 10-30-09, 07:24 AM

HoulihansTX, ignoring attention seekers ='s staying out of Players Talk completely. If you are here to talk sports only, here's a great hint for you (step-by-step instructions):

* Scroll all the way up to the top of the screen
* In the far left corner, click on Sports Forum
* In the drop-down box, select any Category except Players Talk

There are plenty of sports only places here at SBRforum.com.

I hope that I have been helpful.

**HoulihansTX** · 10-30-09, 07:27 AM

This thread is in the College Football forum also.

**hawk 5** · 10-30-09, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

I do. Check your PMs and get back to me.

Your busted unknown, too bad.

**HoulihansTX** · 10-30-09, 07:28 AM

But I will stay far away, as I have nothing of note to add to players(losers) talk. But sports....

**Bread** · 10-30-09, 07:41 AM

Awww....your name calling stings. Please stop.

Fukkin adorable

If you paid any attention, Mr. Winner Pants, you would know that I have never given a detailed college football analysis in my life. But hey, keep adding to my loser legacy fella!

**blackbeSSt** · 10-30-09, 07:45 AM

willie how about checkin the IP's on a couple other douches that have shown up recently.

but i could actually take this crap cause he didn't start off with a gazillion dollar bank roll.

**wal66** · 10-30-09, 08:25 AM

Bread........you have to admit an avatar that dates back to an early 80's game show "The Gong Show" and the correct use of a multi-syllable word would lead one to suspect the originator was the ghost of one of the more developed members. While the topic was actual football plays which is not your modus operandi the quick wit and sharp tounge certainly was.

It's possible we have in our midst yet another clever soul who has chosen this path to finally stretch his long stifled talents and there are a couple that come to mind that have the ability to pull it off. It is also possible it is a very clever 16 year old who has done his research and is clever beyond his under-developed year. Although a word of caution to any youngin that qualifies in these categories........the your chances of getting laid in the near future are not only limited but HIGHLY unlikely.

Taco could pull this off but he's more into the short version sarcasm. Buztah could easily pull this off and is the second most likely canidate. The Pags reference though. That's my friend, that is Bread'ish all the way.

If it is Bread then please keep it going. If it happens to be an entirely different poster, again keep it going. This is one of the most unique and entertaining ghost I have encountered in my short time here.

**Bread** · 10-30-09, 08:29 AM

wally66 are you a shrink or something? You deductions of various poster intricacies are amazing.

I've said it many times before, to no avail, I have never ghosted here. As my new buddy Houlihans will tell you, I'm too much of an attention whore to be concerned with garnering attention for fake accounts. All for me.

ME ME ME ME MEEEEE!!!!

Wally you're one of the good ones. I like your style.

imisspags.com

**wal66** · 10-30-09, 08:58 AM

I psycho analyze everything always have. Secretly wanted to be a shrink and a DEA agent for some odd reason. I admit I am obsessed and intrigued with this whole ghosting thing. I even tried opening a new account for a ghost of my own. I practiced it for several days on paper but failed miserably. I tried being a prick and that didn't work, I tried being funny but you actually need to be funny or incredibly pathetic to pull that off so that didn't work. I tried to be intellectual and it was too much effort researching crap to say that could be referenced. Basically I couldn't pull off being anything other then me and what good is a ghost if that ghost is not a ghost at all but just an exact replica?

**wal66** · 10-30-09, 08:59 AM

P.S. I like being one of the good ones......but ....and don't take this the wrong way but........I kind of liked it better and actually twitched downstairs when Robyn said it.

**Bread** · 10-30-09, 09:05 AM

If it makes you feel any better, I'm only using you for your Bucco Bruce avatar

**Robyn** · 10-30-09, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by wal66

P.S. I like being one of the good ones......but ....and don't take this the wrong way but........I kind of liked it better and actually twitched downstairs when Robyn said it.

xoxo

**MartinBlank** · 10-30-09, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

I do. Check your PMs and get back to me.

This made me spit out my coffee.

Ruh Roh Shaggy.

**JMUplayer** · 10-30-09, 01:15 PM

This might have been one of the most witty and intelligent threads i've read. I was laughing a couple times......

Then on a side note Z-boiz (or as i like to call him the blind picking monkey) chimes in with a period.
Nothing Else just a >>>>>> . <<<<<<<
Chuckles

**BigdaddyQH** · 10-30-09, 01:32 PM

We have the Don Rickles of gaming posting in here. He may come off as a complete and total a**, but it is hard to argue with his picks. Some of his crap is funny. Most of it is not. I can't believe how you children in here react to his schtick. The important thigs are his picks. How many of you alleged geniuses are going to fade them? I see nothing wrong with any of them. You clowns in here are all about the glory of being Mr. Perfect on a damn computer. In case none of you have figured it out, there is only one thing that counts in here, and that is the MONEY. I do not care if the biggest s**thead in the world posts in here. If he/she is winning, that is the ONLY thing that counts. Let's see how he does.

**sweetpete57@** · 10-30-09, 01:41 PM

Robyn... I'm in love with you

Houlihans... Get a life and get off my thread

Bread... I'm the Unknown Capper. Nice to meet you.

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