I'm off to Vegas...

[pouyasophy]

after my brilliant parlay I hit last weekend, I'm off to Vegas for the fights and NBA playoffs early Friday morning...I'll be leaving America's finest city, but Vegas is Vegas.

Daniel Cormier,Benavidez, Chad Mendez, and the Chicago Bulls will be paying for my trip this weekend.

If anyone wishes to join, I have 5 prerolled joints and will be buying tequila sunrises all day as I watch Daniel Tosh crack me up with live standup.

Have a great weekend...will be posting fight plays during fights

[NunyaBidness]

Daniel Tosh? You sound like a c unt.

[Sacrelicious]

[pouyasophy]

Daniel Tosh? You sound like a c unt.

what's the matter? you prefer dennis miller? Your bitterness/jealousy makes me smile

[Sacrelicious]

Crap thread.

[pouyasophy]

please post picks to fade for the upcoming event...you've been keeping my bankroll healthy with ur garbage picks. BTW, you're not funny, ever...go back to posting emoticons of you hanging yourself...at least then you're more honest with what you want to do.

[Sacrelicious]

Crap thread.

[The iron sheik]

[pouyasophy]

still hate ur life?

[Sacrelicious]

[pouyasophy]

what a life you must have

[The iron sheik]

Now, why would I hate my life exactly?

From the sounds of it, you're the one that pep talks internet strangers into believe you have a wonderful life... I guess I might brag about my girlfriend or that one parlay I hit after botching two dozen straight bets, but then again I really don't feel the need to... just a thought broseph

[Sacrelicious]

what a life you must have

[shawnjohn230]

good luck

[NunyaBidness]

what's the matter? you prefer dennis miller? Your bitterness/jealousy makes me smile

Daniel Tosh = Dane Cook

Comedians for sorority girls.

Oh my god, I wonder what sweater he's going to wear?

[gabe]

please post picks to fade for the upcoming event...you've been keeping my bankroll healthy with ur garbage picks. BTW, you're not funny, ever...go back to posting emoticons of you hanging yourself...at least then you're more honest with what you want to do.

he's right about that, i love sacre but he speaks too confidently for someone with such an atrocious winning %

[gabe]

I can't comment on Tosh, I've never seen his stand-up. I have friends that have been on his show and I still haven't watched it. In all honesty, I don't even know what he looks like. Blonde white guy, I think. I picture Anthony Jeselnik.

Love Jeselnik!

[Sacrelicious]

he's right about that, i love sacre but he speaks too confidently for someone with such an atrocious winning %

Unreal Gabe, you are sleeping on the couch tonight.

[Sacrelicious]

I would quit MMA handicapping, but then I'd have to become a male whore,

Or possibly a stand up comedian who tells jokes about black people....

Think I need to start writing some new jokes to prepare for the worst....

[Vaughany]

after my brilliant parlay I hit last weekend, I'm off to Vegas for the fights and NBA playoffs early Friday morning...I'll be leaving America's finest city, but Vegas is Vegas.

Daniel Cormier,Benavidez, Chad Mendez, and the Chicago Bulls will be paying for my trip this weekend.

If anyone wishes to join, I have 5 prerolled joints and will be buying tequila sunrises all day as I watch Daniel Tosh crack me up with live standup.

Have a great weekend...will be posting fight plays during fights

You are leaving Tulsa?!

[Vaughany]

Daniel Tosh? You sound like a c unt.

lol second this

[Nick Papageorgio]

5 joints weakest 420 yet. Daniel Tosh comedy for the people who can only afford basic cable.

[pouyasophy]

Daniel Tosh = Dane Cook

Comedians for sorority girls.

Oh my god, I wonder what sweater he's going to wear?

yeah dane cook is anything lik daniel tosh...you must have a horrible sense of humor

[pouyasophy]

lol second this

seriously? how do you people not think he's funny? especially coming from a Brit...do you guys even laugh or have a sense of humor? Everything from Vaugany is "cheers mate."

[pouyasophy]

5 joints weakest 420 yet. Daniel Tosh comedy for the people who can only afford basic cable.

I have more powerful top shelf medical at my local dispensary than you would ever dream of...got a quad of girl scout cookies and mk ultra, but you wouldn't know anything about it because you're probably not from So-cal and you're a broke dikk fukk who was too stupid to tail my parlay last week. I'll scratch you of my balls with my paws, you little flea.

Nothin' but jealous haters in here...time to take another sip out of my pimp cup.

[Rubber Guard]

no you're not.

[pouyasophy]

no you're not.

i'll post pics if you want...just ask...

[Vaughany]

seriously? how do you people not think he's funny? especially coming from a Brit...do you guys even laugh or have a sense of humor? Everything from Vaugany is "cheers mate."

link me to your favourite Tosh gag and I'll see if I find it funny.

[Rubber Guard]

You don't have to be from socal to get the goods either bruh. It isn't 2004.

NYC Diesel and Sensi Star over hurr.

[omalley21]

You don't have to be from socal to get the goods either bruh. It isn't 2004.

NYC Diesel and Sensi Star over hurr.

So true. Nyc sour diesel, best daytime bud..

[pouyasophy]

So true. Nyc sour diesel, best daytime bud..

NYC diesel...you mean the bottom-shelf garbage i get for 15$/8th and sell for 30$/8th?

Amateurs...i love how you who don't OWN a dispensary act like you know what you're talking about. When big boys speak, shut up and listen...you're out of your element little fella. NYC diesel makes my d*ck laugh. My sweet island, girls scout cookies, blue dream, purple cream, and blueberry haze is like Jon Jones and NYC diesel is forrest griffin

[omalley21]

LOL ^ Ive smoked all of the above. I love sour because I can function and still be productive. So because I dont own a dispensary Im an amateur. Im devastated..

[omalley21]

LOL ship me some sour bro!

[Rubber Guard]

NYC diesel...you mean the bottom-shelf garbage i get for 15$/8th and sell for 30$/8th?

Amateurs...i love how you who don't OWN a dispensary act like you know what you're talking about. When big boys speak, shut up and listen...you're out of your element little fella. NYC diesel makes my d*ck laugh. My sweet island, girls scout cookies, blue dream, purple cream, and blueberry haze is like Jon Jones and NYC diesel is forrest griffin

I smoke Blue Dream all the time. It is probably my favorite smoke.

You are being ridiculous. While all different with different %s, these are all medical strains. Which are all potent and quality. It is more a matter of fact as to how well it was grown and cared for. You can scream girl scout cookie all you want, but really it isn't some mega strain. These are all high end strains you goofball. Some slightly higher or lower in %s than others. Master Kush, Super Silver Haze, LA Confidential, White Widow, Chem Dog....I can get them all on the other side of the country.

Might not get the cool new strains right away. But I have smoked probably 100 different strains without having to go to a dispensary. Wish we had them, as weed is dirt cheap that way...

[gabe]

You don't have to be from socal to get the goods either bruh. It isn't 2004.

NYC Diesel and Sensi Star over hurr.

Neither of those are top shelf buds here