The highly cerebral bets of Sacrelicious

[ShotgunRua]

I would have probably thrown a fit and gone outside and ripped branches off of trees. After that, its questionable.

Ha ha good answer.

To be fair fights like the Mo fight are why I've quit betting MMA. Crazy upsets happen all the time and are fun to watch (when you don't have your entire bankroll on them). If I'd have been betting UFC 156 I'd have been big on Shad and Reem for sure, and would have played Fitch.

Hats off to anyone who can make consistent profit with this crazy sport.

[Educ8d Degener8]

To be fair to the Sac...

In this thread and the Bellator thread he posted...

50% BR on Mo (loss)
10% BR on Mo-Newton under (~ -200, win)

At that point he's 55% BR, and "went all in" Shamwow which was right damn near +200...

So, he'd be up ~10%...

[Sacrelicious]

To be fair to the Sac...

In this thread and the Bellator thread he posted...

50% BR on Mo (loss)
10% BR on Mo-Newton under (~ -200, win)

At that point he's 55% BR, and "went all in" Shamwow which was right damn near +200...

So, he'd be up ~10%...

Precisely.

[Sacrelicious]

I also won on Lima and Zayats, but neither of those were substantial bets.

[MD]

To be fair to the Sac...

In this thread and the Bellator thread he posted...

50% BR on Mo (loss)
10% BR on Mo-Newton under (~ -200, win)

At that point he's 55% BR, and "went all in" Shamwow which was right damn near +200...

So, he'd be up ~10%...

If he puts 50% of his bankroll on Mo (we'll assume he starts off with $6000, based on what he said), that leaves him with $3000.
$600 on the Mo-Newton under would return a profit of 300, leaving him with a bankroll of $3300. Going all-in on Sham at +200 would result in a return of $6600, for a final bankroll of $9600, which is a 60% increase.

[JamesKim]

If he puts 50% of his bankroll on Mo (we'll assume he starts off with $6000, based on what he said), that leaves him with $3000.
$600 on the Mo-Newton under would return a profit of 300, leaving him with a bankroll of $3300. Going all-in on Sham at +200 would result in a return of $6600, for a final bankroll of $9600, which is a 60% increase.

Translation: Sacre is a dumbass lying jew who probably didn't all in.

His bankroll is probably like 600 dollars too, not 6k.

[varkolek]

If he'd do something as rash as betting 50% of BR, and that's believable, why doubt an equally rash decision to then bet 100% of BR on Sham? Sac being up automatically makes sense, I don't really get the doubting comments. The behaviour is consistent.

I kind of wish I was betting some these things myself. Don't know who this Shahbulat person is.

[Sacrelicious]

Translation: Sacre is a dumbass lying jew who probably didn't all in.

His bankroll is probably like 600 dollars too, not 6k.

I'm not a jew, nor am I lying.

A dumbass? Quite possibly, actually, more then likely.

[Vaughany]

I believe these guys. I've met so many degens in my life who would do something like that.

Besides ticket numbers and screenshots don't prove anything:

164436716-1

2/20/13 12:32pm

$1000.00

$1800.00

$2800.00

Win

2/19/13 3:15pm ATP Tennis 335 Satan +180* vs Jesus H Christ

haha yeah

[Vaughany]

I'm not a jew, nor am I lying.

A dumbass? Quite possibly, actually, more then likely.

lol

[DirtyX]

Dirty, you're being a dick. I'll explain it for you.

He put 50% of his bankroll on King Mo like an idiot, and lost. He had some of his bankroll on the under, which cashed. He then put -all- of the remainder of his bankroll on Sham, who was sitting at +200 and above. How could he possibly finish down? He's probably up at least half of his bankroll. You're very quick to jump to assumptions. There's absolutely nothing fishy about what he said.

My apologies. I only post here for credibility, if I didnt have the respect of a bunch of degenerates on a gambling forum I'd have to cry myself to sleep every night.

I think you are a cool dude, but stop taking this so seriously. I did finish up, I took a stupid gamble and MD just explained why it worked. I'm not here to get "street cred", this is just a hobby of mine, I'm here to have fun. Go have a beer and toss one off or something, you need to relieve some stress bro.

Alright fair enough.. I'll settle down. I def need to relieve some stress, no doubt. If you finished up, then well done. I have been avoiding the Bellator cards. I'll stop bitching and just observe, cheers.

[GigaOuts]

I believe these guys. I've met so many degens in my life who would do something like that.

Besides ticket numbers and screenshots don't prove anything:

164436716-1

2/20/13 12:32pm

$1000.00

$1800.00

$2800.00

Win

2/19/13 3:15pm ATP Tennis 335 Satan +180* vs Jesus H Christ

True but even it is fake pics, I like it much more than air bet. At least fake pic require more time to fabricate than saying I maximum bet Shambulat on 5Dimes, pinnacle, BoL, williamhill, and all the local books.

[Beelzebubzy]

Why did you put 50% on a fight? Seriously asking.
You have a pair unlike V

[Vaughany]

Why did you put 50% on a fight? Seriously asking.
You have a pair unlike V

something I can only aspire to

[Beelzebubzy]

After Saturday, V will no longer be the only person without balls to fight in the ufc. Rhonda will be the other.

[PunisherIND]

Why did you put 50% on a fight? Seriously asking.
You have a pair unlike V

it was a personal lock pick.

[Vaughany]

lol

[NunyaBidness]

True but even it is fake pics, I like it much more than air bet. At least fake pic require more time to fabricate than saying I maximum bet Shambulat on 5Dimes, pinnacle, BoL, williamhill, and all the local books.

It took me the same time to fabricate that as it did to type this paragraph.

[DirtyX]

It took me the same time to fabricate that as it did to type this paragraph.

Nunya just crushed me by dropping this knowledge. I didn't know the ticket numbers were that easy to create out of thin air. I guess I am more so looking for people to be consistent and post their plays or picks clearly before the card starts. That is what I look for. Someone who is transparent. Someone who doesn't have one last minute huge live bet to save the night, every penetrating card. I don't really care about the ticket numbers so much as people being real. This is what get's my respect, not that anyone gives two shits about my respect. lol.

[GigaOuts]

It took me the same time to fabricate that as it did to type this paragraph.

Good fabrication? There so many eye balls and smart people, I doubt anyone could get away with fabrication. You can magnify, look pixel by pixel. Or cross reference with BFO graph, or they make minor mistake on the fabrication.

On two plus two, no one get away with lying. I think the greatest detective team is on two plus two, so many great poker mind will sniff you out.

[Sacrelicious]

it was a personal lock pick.

Something along these lines.

Knd of glad in a way that I did it though. If I didnt lose half my bankroll on Mo, I wouldn't have started tilting and put the other half on Sham.

[Beelzebubzy]

This new guy is my new favorite.

Gabe will teach you bankroll management

pretty much go all in and when it hits you double and when it loses claim that items a Mac bet of 50 bucks

[Sacrelicious]

Moderate Machida -220.
Moderate Chiesa -200.
Moderate light Schaub -140.

Moderate light Kos/Lawler Dec -120.
Moderate light Not Rousey in Rd 1 +220.

Light Kos/Faber/Not Machida ITD/Rousey ITD parlay.

[NunyaBidness]

Good fabrication? There so many eye balls and smart people, I doubt anyone could get away with fabrication. You can magnify, look pixel by pixel. Or cross reference with BFO graph, or they make minor mistake on the fabrication.

On two plus two, no one get away with lying. I think the greatest detective team is on two plus two, so many great poker mind will sniff you out.

Prop bet?

I post ten tickets, nine real, one fake. You get the best minds at 4 to sniff it out. How much you want to bet?

Brilliant minds over at 2+2.

Evidence here:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/67/student-life/ask-out-girl-thread-2013-year-tall-blonde-617645/

[NunyaBidness]

Good fabrication? There so many eye balls and smart people, I doubt anyone could get away with fabrication. You can magnify, look pixel by pixel. Or cross reference with BFO graph, or they make minor mistake on the fabrication.

On two plus two, no one get away with lying. I think the greatest detective team is on two plus two, so many great poker mind will sniff you out.

You do realize that BFO misses lots of line movements, and lines don't move on every single bet, right? I thought you were kidding in your prior post where you posted pictures.

Do you really think there were only like 10 bets on Mo?

And LOL at everyone who says "oh my god, I moved the line at 5d with my $100 bet, I'm a linemover"

[Sacrelicious]

Moderate Rousey ITD/Schaub Johnson does not go to decision/Stann ITD.

[Sacrelicious]

Light on Holt +250
Light on Golota -280
Very light on Scott +145
Very light on Thompson +850

[Grabaka]

Sacro you lucky bastard. Way to dodge a bullet and even profit.

Im have tiny plays on Thompson and Holt too.

[Sacrelicious]

Sacro you lucky bastard. Way to dodge a bullet and even profit.

Im have tiny plays on Thompson and Holt too.

Yeah my boxing plays are fairly insignificant, I try to avoid putting much money on that sport, it usually doesn't turn out well. But you know how it is, even small plays make the show a hell of a lot more enjoyable to watch. I think the play on Holt is really solid, Thompson is a bit of a shot in the dark, but we'll see what happens.

[Sacrelicious]

Quite large on Rousey/Bermudez/GSP/Cormier. I love this parlay, its over +100.

[Sacrelicious]

Well, since certain people have been making a large fuss about me not posting dollar amounts, here you go, final list of plays for the weekend.



200$ Chiesa -200
175$ Machida -250
105$ Schaub -150
64$ Koscheck -460 (Busted parlay originally made with Mendes)
60$ Holt +250
56$ Golota -280
20$ Thompson +850
20$ Scott +145

30$ Not Rousey in Rd 1 +220
50$ Kos/Lawler goes to decision -160

70$ Kos/Faber/Rousey ITD to win 51$
100$ Rousey ITD/Schaub Johnson does not go to decision/Stann ITD to win 107$
200$ Rousey ITD/Bermudez/GSP/Cormier to win 202$

[DirtyX]

Well, since certain people have been making a large fuss about me not posting dollar amounts, here you go, final list of plays for the weekend.



200$ Chiesa -200
175$ Machida -250
105$ Schaub -150
64$ Koscheck -460 (Busted parlay originally made with Mendes)
60$ Holt +250
56$ Golota -280
20$ Thompson +850
20$ Scott +145

30$ Not Rousey in Rd 1 +220
50$ Kos/Lawler goes to decision -160

70$ Kos/Faber/Rousey ITD to win 51$
100$ Rousey ITD/Schaub Johnson does not go to decision/Stann ITD to win 107$
200$ Rousey ITD/Bermudez/GSP/Cormier to win 202$

Nice Sac! This get's the DirtyX stamp of approval. I will try and keep my bitching to a minimum. Transparency bud! I took these small plays as nothing really jumped out at me for this weekend. GL.

GameDate	User/Phone	Date Placed	Sport	Description	Risk/Win
Ticket#:86238186 Feb 23 11:30 PM	INTERNET / -1	Feb 08 08:13 PM	MU	STRAIGHT BET [24205] D HENDERSON +190 (D HENDERSON vrs L MACHIDA)	$53 / $100
Ticket#:86238277 Feb 23 10:10 PM	INTERNET / -1	Feb 08 08:14 PM	MU	STRAIGHT BET [24217] R LAWLER +360 (R LAWLER vrs J KOSCHECK)	$42 /$150

[Sacrelicious]

Adding 50$ on Pearl Gonzales +100. Line has moved over 40 cents in 2 hours.

[Sacrelicious]

Nice Sac! This get's the DirtyX stamp of approval. I will try and keep my bitching to a minimum. Transparency bud! I took these small plays as nothing really jumped out at me for this weekend. GL.

GameDate	User/Phone	Date Placed	Sport	Description	Risk/Win
Ticket#:86238186 Feb 23 11:30 PM	INTERNET / -1	Feb 08 08:13 PM	MU	STRAIGHT BET [24205] D HENDERSON +190 (D HENDERSON vrs L MACHIDA)	$53 / $100
Ticket#:86238277 Feb 23 10:10 PM	INTERNET / -1	Feb 08 08:14 PM	MU	STRAIGHT BET [24217] R LAWLER +360 (R LAWLER vrs J KOSCHECK)	$42 /$150

Thanks boss. Hendo is a live dog.

[proposition joe]

Thanks boss. Hendo is a live dog.

Then why the Machida play?