Worried bout Donker.
Guy had a full drama queen meltdown when I outplayed him and stacked his sorry poker playin ass.
Hope he's OK by now... did the Anacin & Massengill help? Sure hope so...
Bongo tells me you're partial to Summer's Eve. Hey, whatever works for ya, girlfriend!
(copy/paste from poker chat... nothing altered but SBR software will change donk's use of "f*ck" to penetrate... he said F*ck you and whatnot, obviously)
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AutoDonk: return of the gay superuser!!!!
BiTeMeUsAdOj: no.. youve been here awhile
mpaschal34: om
wikkidinsane: who wanna go flip
wikkidinsane: who want to go flip
wikkidinsane: 50 a pop
AutoDonk: lol
AutoDonk: penetrating bullshit
BiTeMeUsAdOj: put ya on thqt pal
AutoDonk: penetrate u
AutoDonk: uhad no fcking clue
wikkidinsane: lol
BiTeMeUsAdOj: need a rissue?
BiTeMeUsAdOj: tampon?
AutoDonk: ur a cheating piece of shit just like we all know
BiTeMeUsAdOj: you gir it..busted
BiTeMeUsAdOj: donk have bongo plah..u need to relax and take a powder
AutoDonk: no, just heard enough and had to test if you' d really be that f'n retarded of a player without insi
AutoDonk: de knowledge or a cocksucfker on the phone telling u
AutoDonk: why so long to make the fu'nc shove, fuckface
AutoDonk: cheating mother rooster_eater
BiTeMeUsAdOj: this guy is losing it
AutoDonk: just hate cheaters
AutoDonk: and ur sorry ass qualifies
BiTeMeUsAdOj: its just pts dnker..relax
BiTeMeUsAdOj: u were....OuTpLayed....sry
AutoDonk: what the3 penetrate ever
AutoDonk: no outplay on ill advised fuckhead shove
AutoDonk: with bottom pair
BiTeMeUsAdOj: all ya got is vile namecallin huh? no wit..nurthin?
AutoDonk: after i reraise u preflop u dumb fru vkcd
AutoDonk: \ur a cheater, just like eeyone says
AutoDonk: ur either on the phone or can see cards via help from sbr
BiTeMeUsAdOj: you cracked the cae..congrats
BiTeMeUsAdOj: ase*
AutoDonk: i don't give a shit
AutoDonk: but hate cheating dumb penetrates that think they c an play poker
BiTeMeUsAdOj: seems like u do
AutoDonk: nah
AutoDonk: just wanted to confrim what eveyone else knows about u
BiTeMeUsAdOj: no..u really do..otherwise u wouldnt b like this
AutoDonk: already pissed at a ****** in the head c lient
AutoDonk: taking some of this shit out on u and anyone else that is shady
BiTeMeUsAdOj: no my prob..learn how to plat better poker ismy advice
AutoDonk: penetrate u
AutoDonk: no real player does what u did on that hand
AutoDonk: so just penetrate off
BiTeMeUsAdOj: i knew i was best
AutoDonk: no, u knew u cpouldn't lose
BiTeMeUsAdOj: ur the dummy who called
BiTeMeUsAdOj: whhatt maron
AutoDonk: i called to prove to myself hwat eveyone else knows about u
BiTeMeUsAdOj: u got it
AutoDonk: u call with shit, sheove3 with shit, and always seem to win by a f'n miricale
BiTeMeUsAdOj: u a smart 1 u are
AutoDonk: done with u.....
BiTeMeUsAdOj: no ur not
BiTeMeUsAdOj: it bothers u THAT much u got outplayed
BiTeMeUsAdOj: read a book
BiTeMeUsAdOj: donker great news..loshak just told me hl stock some tampons for ya..Massengill ok?
mpaschal34: that's learned from biteme
AutoDonk: same mot5her rooster_eater who told u the cards in that hand u played like a penetrating idiot on?
AutoDonk: not surpirsed u cheating penetrate
AutoDonk: go penetrate yourself
AutoDonk: i'm done with u
BiTeMeUsAdOj: i see that ur done w/ me
BiTeMeUsAdOj: now..keep yappin ur nonsense
BiTeMeUsAdOj: BUT..pls TRY to be just a lil bit witty..ok?
BiTeMeUsAdOj: swear words dont equal wit
BiTeMeUsAdOj: nice try
BiTeMeUsAdOj: whata maroon
*edit note: ^^ I had just stacked donker ONCE AGAIN... then he left in a hissy fit... poor donker *
And THEN....
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mpaschal34: why do i even play you....J,10
BiTeMeUsAdOj: superusers gotta superuse
mpaschal34: yep...i believe something isn't right
mpaschal34: see
mpaschal34: haha
BiTeMeUsAdOj: ur in the donker camp r ya?
mpaschal34: not at all....in my own camp
mpaschal34: and i know what i see
mpaschal34: either the luckies player ever....or something isn't right
BiTeMeUsAdOj: question: why i coulpla times when i had best hand @ showdown I ck'd ?
BiTeMeUsAdOj: throw off suspicion..huh?
mpaschal34: so its not too obvious
mpaschal34: come on now
BiTeMeUsAdOj: yeah i ansered it already
mpaschal34: yep
mpaschal34: its funny
BiTeMeUsAdOj: just buy the superuser program in the SBR store..woth it
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Pretty sure mpasch is recovered tho... but DONKER!... I'm worried bout ya... Bongo tells me ya have high blood pressure too! Lemme know ya haven't keeled over or nuttin.
CHECK IN, PAL!