My Awful Picks

[ParlayininHTown]

Record YTD: 11-21-2
Profit/Loss: -$590.00


June 19, 2013
Play 6
MLB
Dodgers ML (+160)
Risking $100.00 to win $160.00


Now we're cooking with gas! I took quite a hit today with my pathetic 1-4 showing in ATP action. I'm telling you guys, I have no idea what I'm doing. Keep on fading the picks in this thread, and watch the cash roll in ...

Next up is a little mid-day baseball. I like the value I'm getting with Ryu on the mound for Los Dodgers, especially considering Yankees starter Hiroki Kuroda has dropped three straight decisions. Value schmalue (That's not right, is it?), though. The only reason I win bets is because I lucked into the correct pick, so unless I have luck on my side this afternoon, the Yankees will take Game 1 of this day-night double dip.

I might have some more losing tennis picks later, but I think I'm about to get swamped with work for a few days. It's hard for me to predict when my job will require almost all of my energy, but when those times come, I have to take care of my business first and foremost. I will return at some point, though.

[ParlayininHTown]

Record YTD: 11-22-2
Profit/Loss: -$690.00


June 20, 2013
Play 1
ATP Eastbourne
Fognini ML (+150)
Risking $100.00 to win $150.00

June 20, 2013
Play 2
ATP Eastbourne
Seppi ML (+165)
Risking $100.00 to win $165.00

I'm simply hoping for a split on two guys who are good enough to win their matches, but probably won't because I bet on them. When will I learn?

I'll try to squeeze in time late Thursday night or early Friday morning to post some more losers, but I can't make any promises. See you when I see you.

[ParlayininHTown]

Record YTD: 12-23-2
Profit/Loss: -$625.00


June 23, 2013
Play 1
MLB
ATS: Cleveland Indians -1.5 (+140)
Risking $100.00 to win $140.00

June 23, 2013
Play 2
MLB
Houston Astros ML (+160)
Risking $100.00 to win $160.00

June 23, 2013
Play 3
Soccer: Confederations Cup
ATS: Espana -1.5 (-130)*
Risking $130.00 to win $100.00

*-Got this number last night. Would be surprised if Nigeria keeps this to a one-goal defeat.

I might post more picks later. Depends on how lazy I want to be today. I probably should take care of some errands/chores, but the degenerate in me just wants to do a couple things and lie around watching more of my money go up in flames. I imagine I'll stop by here later with an MLS pick or two, and maybe I'll throw in a loser for Sunday Night Baseball as well.

Stay up, my fellow degenerates.

[Dmoneytx]

What's up Parlayin!! Long time no see man I hope you tear it up the next 2 weeks for Wimbledon bro. BOL man!!!

[ParlayininHTown]

What's up Parlayin!! Long time no see man I hope you tear it up the next 2 weeks for Wimbledon bro. BOL man!!!

Hey Dmoney. How are things?

I've been incredibly busy with work since last August, so there's been little time for me to post on here. I'm trying to fit in more time for betting now that things have calmed down a little. I've always wanted to track my worst picks in one thread and see how ugly it got. It's been a success so far.

I see you've been on a nice run recently. I want to see that continue during Wimbledon. This should be a couple of exciting and profitable weeks for all of us. I'm looking forward to it.

[ParlayininHTown]

June 23, 2013
Play 4
Soccer: MLS
DRAW: New York Red Bulls at Philadelphia Union (+225)
Risking $100.00 to win $225.00

June 23, 2013
Play 5
Soccer: MLS
DRAW: Colorado Rapids at Portland Timbers (+250)
Risking $100.00 to win $250.00


It's simple, really. I'm looking to earn a split on two draw bets in MLS action. If the Red Bull and Union draw in the early game, watching parts of the second match will be considerably easier on my health. haha.

Looks like I'll be off to an 0-3 start on the day, so fade away everyone. My form at the moment is about as good as Igor Andreev's.

[ParlayininHTown]

Record YTD: 13-27-2
Profit/Loss: -$925.00


June 23, 2013
Play 6
MLB
TOTAL: Rangers-Cardinals OVER 7.5 (-110)
Risking $110.00 to win $100.00


June 23, 2013
Play 7
Soccer: MLS
LA Galaxy ML (-180)
Risking $180.00 to win $100.00


Late-night degenerate action! Time to finish the weekend in style ... by losing more money. I'll be back soon with a pair of SERIOUS Wimbledon picks. I have encouraged you guys to fade my stab-in-the-dark degenerate picks in this thread, so to avoid confusion I will post my legit, researched Wimbedon picks in a separate thread.

Good luck, fellas! Let's rip these books to shreds during this slam.