Originally Posted by
MeanPeopleSuck
If your wallet's at Blockchain.info, you can pick your own fees by clicking the "Advanced" button on each Withdrawal form. Then just double or triple the fees they suggest, tell them to go blow themselves when they object (tripling a number near zero's still a number near zero), then Send and you'll cut to the front of the confirmations line.
BUT, right now I think Blockchain.info's got a site specific problem, so that advice, normally pretty solid, might not work right now.