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  • Spedizzo
    SBR MVP
    • 12-16-11
    • 1557

    #1
    Complicated f'kin names Heritage
    Whenever I want to deposit by ** at Heritage, it seems like I always get the most complicated fukkin names ever.

    As if sending half a G to a third world country at your neighborhood CVS and feeling like the most degenerate awkward fuk there is isn't bad enough, they seem to make matters worse by giving a receipient who has 15 fukkin names all of which are similar to that of George Jung's friend in Blow. And god forbid the dumbasses at ** mess up the name, cuz then you can tack on an additional 20 minutes to the enjoyable experience.

    Just wanted to vent. Really nothing else.
  • LordVodka
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-17-09
    • 5206

    #2
    Some times they have two first names and two last names. It's crazy.
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    • mrpooh
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 01-12-11
      • 558

      #3
      Been there, but it has been better lately. hang in there
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      • Spedizzo
        SBR MVP
        • 12-16-11
        • 1557

        #4
        Originally posted by LordVodka
        Some times they have two first names and two last names. It's crazy.
        This past Saturday I had a bitch who had 2 first names, a middle name that has a space in it (split into two parts) and 2 last names. It blew my mind.
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        • Spedizzo
          SBR MVP
          • 12-16-11
          • 1557

          #5
          I was in line at the store talking to live chat on my iphone trying to figure out how the hell to arrange all of it.
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          • unluckysob
            SBR MVP
            • 05-21-08
            • 1527

            #6
            sometimes last name is a single letter---fabiola vanessa mejias X----this one confused everybody---
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            • stikymess
              SBR MVP
              • 05-19-10
              • 3288

              #7
              Years ago, can't recall the book, but was given Johnny Vegas, thought better of it, called back and said come on give me a different name.
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              • Keith Richard
                SBR MVP
                • 07-06-06
                • 1576

                #8
                That's too funny. I have felt the exact same way with some of these bozo names they give. Then the Walmart clerk asks me to spell the name for them.
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                • Russian Rocket
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-02-12
                  • 43910

                  #9
                  Every single time I get a name from Heritage, I jump on a live chat to confirm what is what....just add this as an extra step into your deposit routine and it won't feel so bad.
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                  • cloverfield
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 12-24-10
                    • 862

                    #10
                    this is hilarious
                    I remember one time I think it was Walmart I had to go over the name 3-4 times.. it was like a commercial where someone is buying condoms and over the intercom they yell for a price check.. this girl was SCREAMING the name

                    the people in back of me kept looking at me. I think one of the younger hispanic guys knew what was going on..he was probably in line for the same thing
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                    • John Dough
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-21-05
                      • 1785

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LordVodka
                      Some times they have two first names and two last names. It's crazy.
                      It's not crazy to people who live in countries where that is normal. Are you that ignorant of cultural differences?
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                      • keyboarding
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 07-30-09
                        • 6817

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Spedizzo
                        As if sending half a G to a third world country at your neighborhood CVS and feeling like the most degenerate awkward fuk there is isn't bad enough, they seem to make matters worse by giving a receipient who has 15 fukkin names all of which are similar to that of George Jung's friend in Blow.
                        Originally posted by Spedizzo
                        This past Saturday I had a bitch who had 2 first names, a middle name that has a space in it (split into two parts) and 2 last names. It blew my mind.
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                        • MeMyselfandEye
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 02-16-11
                          • 15

                          #13
                          You can do that online and avoid the standing at the counter at the stores. I used to do the same thing..
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                          • sneak-a-peak
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-07-09
                            • 1373

                            #14
                            ya very rarely things ever go over smoothly from start to finish..... always seems to be some headache one way or another. i got a name a few weeks ago that was outrageous so i requested another one. with all the cash at stake i cant believe they have not come up with better options for depositing
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                            • bane
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 09-14-12
                              • 630

                              #15
                              I'm not sure what to think when the clerk looks at the names, at me, back at the names, back at me, then asks.... "So, do you have family in x country?"
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                              • CollegePro
                                SBR MVP
                                • 02-23-09
                                • 4006

                                #16
                                i had 2 first name, middle name and 2 last name.. and one of the last name was like 10 letters long... this is from 5dimes.. so every place has complicated name...
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                                • Dark Horse
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 12-14-05
                                  • 13764

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by bane
                                  I'm not sure what to think when the clerk looks at the names, at me, back at the names, back at me, then asks.... "So, do you have family in x country?"
                                  You can thank the Republicans for this crap. Without them it would still be a few seconds with Neteller, and playing at Pinnacle, Matchbook, easy bonus whoring, etc. Republicans suck bigtime for sports bettors, but you would never know it reading this forum.
                                  Last edited by Dark Horse; 11-06-12, 09:00 AM.
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                                  • unluckysob
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-21-08
                                    • 1527

                                    #18
                                    i always write name down----usually fill out form---pencil and paper still a must for old sports bettors like me---also make sure money sent in correct currency---usually usd
                                    Originally posted by Keith Richard
                                    That's too funny. I have felt the exact same way with some of these bozo names they give. Then the Walmart clerk asks me to spell the name for them.
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                                    • Smoke
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 10-09-09
                                      • 48111

                                      #19
                                      usually it's always just 3 names.....first, first last, 2nd last....... the biggest issue is these fukkin clerks will either not spell the name correctly or they put the 1st last name as the middle name.... then they gotta cancel the fukkin transaction and do it all over again. also they always give you weird looks like why the fukk you sending money to nicaragua. shut up bitch and mind your damn business while you work 40 hours a week for a paycheck that i make in one day gambling. unreal
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                                      • Keith Richard
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 07-06-06
                                        • 1576

                                        #20
                                        Made a deposit today using Wallyworld. I go to the same place now...no problems as I usually get the same clerk who verifies spelling, USD etc. She knows me as a regular now I guess LOL .No problems when you deal with people who have a clue.
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                                        • Russian Rocket
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-02-12
                                          • 43910

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Keith Richard
                                          Made a deposit today using Wallyworld.
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                                          • AL1322
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-07-09
                                            • 1944

                                            #22
                                            omg i fing geeked hard when i read this originally..laughed so hard i almost pissed myself..i have had so many issues with the names..ive had to go back i had to call them..had a first name marianna once..and the lady spelled it marie ann lol..i was like um..can u read?..got asked once what i keep buying in costa rica..i said i shop..she said for drugs?..lmao
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                                            • AL1322
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-07-09
                                              • 1944

                                              #23
                                              i somehow keep a straight face when they ask..do u know this person and do they have an id?..ya ive prob made 50 deposits in my lifetime..i just happen to know 50 random people in a foreign country lol
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                                              • kisado
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 09-09-08
                                                • 519

                                                #24
                                                Lol. We've all been there.
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                                                • skrtelfan
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 10-09-08
                                                  • 1913

                                                  #25
                                                  they should just do what party poker did where they called all the indians in their calling department "jones." lucy jones, sara jones, jenny jones, jim jones, and the like
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                                                  • robmpink
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-09-07
                                                    • 13205

                                                    #26
                                                    I've probably lost two years of my life with stress and incidents involving p2p. I have many good ones to tell the grandkids.
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                                                    • rumple
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 06-19-07
                                                      • 2499

                                                      #27
                                                      No stress at all doing p2p online, takes 2 minutes.
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                                                      • skrtelfan
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 10-09-08
                                                        • 1913

                                                        #28
                                                        yeah but they are quick to boot you for p2p online
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                                                        • 5mike5
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-21-11
                                                          • 51848

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by AL1322
                                                          omg i fing geeked hard when i read this originally..laughed so hard i almost pissed myself..i have had so many issues with the names..ive had to go back i had to call them..had a first name marianna once..and the lady spelled it marie ann lol..i was like um..can u read?..got asked once what i keep buying in costa rica..i said i shop..she said for drugs?..lmao
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