Ultimate soccer picks that will melt your brain

**Gaze73** · 03-15-14, 08:51 AM

Akhisar Belediye v Antalyaspor (Super Lig - Turkey)
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Date: 16/03/2014 - 01:00 AEST (10:00 ET)
Market: Match Goals
Selection: Over 2.5
Odds: 2.080
Stake: 5 Units

Karlsruher lost due to a penalty HAHA

**Merkel** · 03-15-14, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by Gaze73

My father is a gambler, losing consistently over 30 years, playing with the same local bookie the entire time, and putting money on things like 7-team NHL parlays. I will show him how it's done. I will show you all!

And now this thread went from hilarious to sad....

Try fading your pro, Karlsruhe lost, Senica's down 0-1, lost the last what? 7 or so picks posted?

**Gaze73** · 03-15-14, 08:57 AM

Latina v Trapani (Serie B - Italy)
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Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: Latina 0.0, -0.5
Odds: 1.794
Stake: 5 Units

**Marillion** · 03-15-14, 09:01 AM

Dude, take a break, then come back with a smallish bankroll of your own money and thinking of your own. Don't waste your money on (scam) touters.

And, most important of all, forget about stuff like doubling your bankroll every month, this is way beyond ridiculous.

Or if you wish, I can be your pro. CSKA Sofia - Levski Sofia goal line under 2 for 1.950 odds. These two retard team cannot score a goal in the "derby match" between them because they are shitty and scary and do the job in their pants. Be quick, the match starts in 10 minutes.

**Gaze73** · 03-15-14, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by Merkel

And now this thread went from hilarious to sad....

Try fading your pro, Karlsruhe lost, Senica's down 0-1, lost the last what? 7 or so picks posted?

Don't worry, he's no degenerate. He just takes 15 bucks from each paycheck for fun and loses it within a week usually, then complaining that some huge favorite had ruined his 9 team parlay

@Marillion, I have no money left for Sofia, I'm all in on a parlay.

**Gaze73** · 03-15-14, 09:33 AM

Werder Bremen v VfB Stuttgart (Bundesliga - Germany)
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Date: 16/03/2014 - 01:30 AEST (10:30 ET)
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: VfB Stuttgart 0.0
Odds: 1.926
Stake: 5 Units

**Gaze73** · 03-15-14, 09:49 AM

Everton v Cardiff (Premier League - England)
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Date: 16/03/2014 - 02:00 AEST (11:00 ET)
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: Everton -1.5
Odds: 2.000
Stake: 5 Units

**Gaze73** · 03-15-14, 09:54 AM

A busy day

Fulham v Newcastle (Premier League - England)
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Date: 16/03/2014 - 02:00 AEST (11:00 ET)
Market: Match Goals
Selection: Over 2.5 Goals
Odds: 1.813
Stake: 5 Units

**Merkel** · 03-15-14, 10:07 AM

Damned, I got that Fulham over as well....Is it doomed now?

**Gaze73** · 03-15-14, 10:07 AM

Still no goals in Hoffenheim, Mainz didn't even get anywhere close to the goal post in 35 minutes. How can some teams be so bad? I'll go busto in an hour.

**Gaze73** · 03-15-14, 10:27 AM

When I bet over 2, no one can fuking score one fuking goal, and when I bet under 3.5 for a parlay in French league, they somehow score fuking 5. Why can I NEVER win a huge bet that is 30% or more of my BR? I'm not even asking to be lucky, just not to be unlucky. Same thing with poker, whenever I play above my limit, I can't win a single fuking all-in against a fish, even as a 80% fav, over and over again.

Lille v Nantes (Ligue 1 - France)
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Date: 16/03/2014 - 02:30 AEST (11:30 ET)
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: Lille -1
Odds: 1.917
Stake: 5 Units

**Merkel** · 03-15-14, 10:36 AM

Stop crying, think of your pro for a minute, he's got 1 loss, 1 push, Antalyaspor is scoreless @ 76 mins, Latina has a red card and scoreless @ 76 mins, this guy is a few bets away from giving bj's at truckstops for bankroll cash.....

**Gaze73** · 03-15-14, 10:47 AM

Hoffenheim scored 2 in 2 minutes, the universe heeded my call! I don't mind that the pro loses everything, I am happy I'm not missing winners. Still, I believe he will recover, though it will take some time.

**whareouttogetme** · 03-15-14, 10:49 AM

Forget the pro man, he's shit

Almost every pick you posted from him has lost. If he starts winning again, then back him if you agree with the pick

**Gaze73** · 03-15-14, 11:07 AM

Wow, 5 goals in Hoffenheim now! Every shot scores.
@Merkel, How's your Fulham over doing? XD

Benfica B v Sporting Covilha (Segunda Liga - Portugal)
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Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: Benfica B -0.5, -1.0
Odds: 1.893
Stake: 5 Units

**Marillion** · 03-15-14, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by Marillion

Or if you wish, I can be your pro. CSKA Sofia - Levski Sofia goal line under 2 for 1.950 odds. These two retard team cannot score a goal in the "derby match" between them because they are shitty and scary and do the job in their pants. Be quick, the match starts in 10 minutes.

1-0 final score, with a late goal in the 93rd minute. Easy winner, chicken dinner, lol.

And don't ever play above your limits when playing poker. Grind your way slowly. The biggest villain of a gambler is the hope of getting rich quickly.

**Gaze73** · 03-15-14, 11:22 AM

Yeah, nice pick. As for poker, sometimes there's a total degenerate whale at higher stakes, so I think it's worth a shot when it can boost my BR by 30% in an hour.

**Merkel** · 03-15-14, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by Gaze73

Wow, 5 goals in Hoffenheim now! Every shot scores.
@Merkel, How's your Fulham over doing? XD

Benfica B v Sporting Covilha (Segunda Liga - Portugal)
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Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: Benfica B -0.5, -1.0
Odds: 1.893
Stake: 5 Units

I should have cashed out of it the minute I saw it here.....

**Merkel** · 03-15-14, 11:41 AM

And he's still posting? The last proof -if needed- that he's no pro: a pro would have quit for the day long time ago.

**Merkel** · 03-15-14, 11:57 AM

Maybe the pro found out you're giving away his picks for free and emailed everybody else to bet the opposite of what he posts.....

**Gaze73** · 03-15-14, 12:01 PM

Haha, nice conspiracy theory. Here's another one for you to fade, free money!

Rayo Vallecano v Almeria (Primera Liga - Spain)
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Date: 16/03/2014 - 04:00 AEST (13:00 ET)
Market: Full Time Result
Selection: Rayo Vallecano
Odds: 1.752
Stake: 5 Units

**Gaze73** · 03-15-14, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by whareouttogetme

Man no offense I hope you get your money back but why the hell would you bet against the ducks? +1 must have been pretty shitty odds anyway

Put on a bruins/pens ml parlay and cover if it goes to shootout so you don't lose it all. Or put draw no bet if you can

Pens, pff, now I'd be busto.

And Rayo wins! We broke the loss streak, bright times are ahead!

**Merkel** · 03-15-14, 02:19 PM

Reload.

**whareouttogetme** · 03-15-14, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by Gaze73

Pens, pff, now I'd be busto.

And Rayo wins! We broke the loss streak, bright times are ahead!

Yeah I saw, what a joke. I said go all in yesterday on the sharks tho, would have won that

**edabramov** · 03-15-14, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by edabramov

if u want the closest to thing to a sure thing I'd go with over 2.5 in Hoffenheim game, ALL IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The gods warned me not to be on the same side as you by giving me a score-less half.

**Marillion** · 03-16-14, 07:44 AM

this is the way my bankroll ends
not with a bang but a whimper

**Merkel** · 03-16-14, 08:40 AM

Originally posted by Gaze73

Yeah I don't have 10k yet, but I will by the end of the year, then turn that into 50k, then 200k, 500k, and million. Might go a bit slower later due to bookie limits, but I WILL be making at least 20k a month. You think it's just a naive fantasy, but I'll show you all, and laugh at your skepticism. When a good pick gets posted on that forum, we move the bookie lines within a minute.

And he had such beautiful, big dreams.... All crushed under the weight of inadequacy...

**Gaze73** · 03-16-14, 09:35 AM

Amkar Perm v Lokomotiv Moscow (Premier League - Russia)
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Date: 16/03/2014 - 20:30 AEST (05:30 ET)
Market: Match Result
Selection: Draw
Odds: 3.250
Stake: 5 Units

Lol, his first bet on draw, we'll see how it goes.

Croatia - 1. HNL, Soccer
Dinamo Zagreb/Istra 1961 Pula 16-March-2014
Total Over 2.5 for Match 1.680

Russia - Premier, Soccer
Rubin Kazan 16-March-2014
Handicap -1 for Match 2.050

Switzerland - Challenge League, Soccer
Wil 1900 16-March-2014
Handicap pk and -0.5 for Match 1.943

And I didn't bet on pens, I'm on 40 units now.

**CXCVINE** · 03-16-14, 09:38 AM

Lokomotiv is already finished. lel

Rubin already started, too.

**Merkel** · 03-16-14, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by Gaze73

Amkar Perm v Lokomotiv Moscow (Premier League - Russia)
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Date: 16/03/2014 - 20:30 AEST (05:30 ET)
Market: Match Result
Selection: Draw
Odds: 3.250
Stake: 5 Units

Lol, his first bet on draw, we'll see how it goes.

Croatia - 1. HNL, Soccer
Dinamo Zagreb/Istra 1961 Pula 16-March-2014
Total Over 2.5 for Match 1.680

Russia - Premier, Soccer
Rubin Kazan 16-March-2014
Handicap -1 for Match 2.050

Switzerland - Challenge League, Soccer
Wil 1900 16-March-2014
Handicap pk and -0.5 for Match 1.943

And I didn't bet on pens, I'm on 40 units now.

Oh, I see, we're gonna right the ship by posting picks-for-games-already-played-or-currently-winning again? Well, after the catastrofukk that was the last few days here, what else could you do eh?

**onemoregoal** · 03-16-14, 09:59 AM

are you sure it wasnt half time draw/full time draw @ 5.5? check again with the pro please.

**Gaze73** · 03-16-14, 10:45 AM

Austria – Bundesliga, Soccer
Red Bull Salzburg 16-March-2014
Handicap -2 for Match 1.943

England - Premier League, Soccer
Arsenal 16-March-2014
Handicap pk and -0.5 for Match 1.971

Oh, didnt notice it's finished since I don't play his picks anymore.

**SlowNsteady** · 03-16-14, 10:58 AM

**Gaze73** · 03-16-14, 11:02 AM

Slovakia - Super Liga, Soccer
Slovan Bratislava 16-March-2014
Handicap -1 for Match 1.763

**Gaze73** · 03-16-14, 11:03 AM

When he releases an updated graph, you will see the downswing there, proving that he did place those bets.