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  • Gaze73
    SBR MVP
    • 01-27-14
    • 3291

    #211
    Its contents are ungoogleable, that makes it premium.
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    • onemoregoal
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-04-13
      • 8149

      #212
      how much do they charge?
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      • Merkel
        SBR MVP
        • 10-30-13
        • 1473

        #213
        Originally posted by Gaze73
        Its contents are ungoogleable, that makes it premium.

        Pfffff, you have low standards for considering something to be premium, must be your age. Remind me not to let you order me a premium vodka or a premium hooker.
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        • edabramov
          SBR MVP
          • 07-27-13
          • 2059

          #214
          Another loss. Can't stop this guy from losing!
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          • Gaze73
            SBR MVP
            • 01-27-14
            • 3291

            #215
            Originally posted by onemoregoal
            how much do they charge?
            Over 2k a year.

            BR: 6662, gypsies can't score.
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            • Merkel
              SBR MVP
              • 10-30-13
              • 1473

              #216
              Originally posted by Gaze73
              Hell yeah I am optimistic, this is his daily graph since february
              The numbers on the left are units. There are a few downswings but the trend is clear.
              Sociedad was another crazy loss. Rayo scored only 1 goal in the last 5 away games, and now they scored 3 in one game against a favorite. Just another Monday being Monday.

              BR: 10.482 -1000 = 9482
              Ya, yikes:

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              • edabramov
                SBR MVP
                • 07-27-13
                • 2059

                #217
                It's gonna come to the point where he's gonna need to bet BARCA ML -10000 just to get some winning confidence back, and they'll end up losing.
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                • Gaze73
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-27-14
                  • 3291

                  #218
                  It's all good, we still have over 6k, and if worst comes to worst, I'll take a huge loan in order to recoup all losses.
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                  • Vaughany
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 03-07-10
                    • 45563

                    #219
                    Originally posted by Gaze73
                    It's all good, we still have over 6k, and if worst comes to worst, I'll take a huge loan in order to recoup all losses.
                    Ahh makes sense
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                    • Vaughany
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 03-07-10
                      • 45563

                      #220
                      Originally posted by edabramov
                      It's gonna come to the point where he's gonna need to bet BARCA ML -10000 just to get some winning confidence back, and they'll end up losing.
                      Lol
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                      • onemoregoal
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-04-13
                        • 8149

                        #221
                        what? a loan? recoup losses?
                        i thought we are onto millions here bud?
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                        • Gaze73
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-27-14
                          • 3291

                          #222
                          We are, but I don't want to lower the stakes for the sake of BRM.
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                          • Fl6j66
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 06-20-10
                            • 961

                            #223
                            Known for: Love Actually, About a Boy, Four Weddings and a Funeral
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                            • Merkel
                              SBR MVP
                              • 10-30-13
                              • 1473

                              #224
                              Originally posted by Fl6j66

                              WTF?
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                              • Fl6j66
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 06-20-10
                                • 961

                                #225
                                Originally posted by Merkel
                                WTF?
                                You wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing.
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                                • whareouttogetme
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-26-10
                                  • 2721

                                  #226
                                  Hope you didn't put 20 units on Avs...
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                                  • Gaze73
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-27-14
                                    • 3291

                                    #227
                                    I was on Avs +1, and those monkeys went from 2-1 to 2-5 in 5 fuking minutes, HOW THE FUK IS THAT POSSIBLE WITHOUT AN EMPTY NET? I have no money left for soccer now, I'll just have to find a suitable all-in bet to double up...twice. And since I now stop betting on these pro's picks, expect a massive upswing.
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                                    • Vaughany
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 03-07-10
                                      • 45563

                                      #228
                                      Originally posted by Gaze73
                                      I was on Avs +1, and those monkeys went from 2-1 to 2-5 in 5 fuking minutes, HOW THE FUK IS THAT POSSIBLE WITHOUT AN EMPTY NET? I have no money left for soccer now, I'll just have to find a suitable all-in bet to double up...twice. And since I now stop betting on these pro's picks, expect a massive upswing.
                                      Lol again, very sensible
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                                      • edabramov
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 07-27-13
                                        • 2059

                                        #229
                                        if u want the closest to thing to a sure thing I'd go with over 2.5 in Hoffenheim game, ALL IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                        • Vaughany
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 03-07-10
                                          • 45563

                                          #230
                                          Ha bayern -2
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                                          • Gaze73
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-27-14
                                            • 3291

                                            #231
                                            Originally posted by Vaughany
                                            Lol again, very sensible
                                            I'm down to 20 units, might as well go all in. Just 2 wins in NBA and I'm almost at 80 again.
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                                            • Merkel
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 10-30-13
                                              • 1473

                                              #232
                                              Originally posted by Merkel
                                              Whatever dude, live games are one thing, posting Newcastle as a win when the match has been played already is pointless and lame.

                                              Anyway, you won't be here a month from now, so who cares?

                                              Didn't even last two weeks. Damn.
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                                              • edabramov
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 07-27-13
                                                • 2059

                                                #233
                                                Originally posted by Merkel
                                                Didn't even last two weeks. Damn.
                                                dont worry coz he's hitting 99.9% in NBA/Tennis/Cuban Baseball League right now.



                                                when he starts hitting in soccer then its road to millionz.
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                                                • Gaze73
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-27-14
                                                  • 3291

                                                  #234
                                                  Originally posted by Merkel
                                                  Didn't even last two weeks. Damn.
                                                  I still have virtual 6k here for tracking purposes, doesn't matter that I'm close to busto irl. And if I see that he's good, I'll take a 10k loan and get it all back in no time. When I get that loan I might also make a "Road to a Million" thread with my real BR where I combine all the sports I bet and it will become LEGENDARY.
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                                                  • whareouttogetme
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-26-10
                                                    • 2721

                                                    #235
                                                    Man no offense I hope you get your money back but why the hell would you bet against the ducks? +1 must have been pretty shitty odds anyway

                                                    Put on a bruins/pens ml parlay and cover if it goes to shootout so you don't lose it all. Or put draw no bet if you can
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                                                    • Gaze73
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-27-14
                                                      • 3291

                                                      #236
                                                      Ducks were on the worst loss streak since the season started, they conceded 7 goals against friggin Flames, and they were about to play on the road against Avs, who are the opposite of Ducks - the hottest they've been this season, and playing at home. In the past 5 games, the goal stats for Avs were 14-10, and Ducks had 13-20. Avs allowed no more than 2 goals in all 5 past games. Now they allowed fukin 6, which is 3x the average, as if they had played with an empty net for 5 minutes. Avs +1 had nice odds of 1.5, and I believe it had at least a 70% chance to hit, 20% to push, and 10% to lose. Many NHL fanatics agreed and played it too, but ofc for their regular stake of one unit, not 20 like I did.

                                                      Anyway, put my last 20u on Bayern ML + Hoffenheim over 2 @1.44, if this loses I'll just laugh maniacally.
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                                                      • Gaze73
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-27-14
                                                        • 3291

                                                        #237
                                                        Here's a pro pick btw
                                                        Cottbus v Karlsruher SC (Bundesliga II - Germany)
                                                        ==
                                                        Market: Asian Handicap
                                                        Selection: Karlsruher SC 0.0, +0.5
                                                        Odds: 1.840
                                                        Stake: 5 Units
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                                                        • whareouttogetme
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 09-26-10
                                                          • 2721

                                                          #238
                                                          Originally posted by Gaze73
                                                          Ducks were on the worst loss streak since the season started, they conceded 7 goals against friggin Flames, and they were about to play on the road against Avs, who are the opposite of Ducks - the hottest they've been this season, and playing at home. In the past 5 games, the goal stats for Avs were 14-10, and Ducks had 13-20. Avs allowed no more than 2 goals in all 5 past games. Now they allowed fukin 6, which is 3x the average, as if they had played with an empty net for 5 minutes. Avs +1 had nice odds of 1.5, and I believe it had at least a 70% chance to hit, 20% to push, and 10% to lose. Many NHL fanatics agreed and played it too, but ofc for their regular stake of one unit, not 20 like I did.

                                                          Anyway, put my last 20u on Bayern ML + Hoffenheim over 2 @1.44, if this loses I'll just laugh maniacally.
                                                          Alright, good luck
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                                                          • Gaze73
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-27-14
                                                            • 3291

                                                            #239
                                                            MFK Kosice v MSK Zilina (Corgon Liga - Slovakia)
                                                            ==
                                                            Date: 15/04/2013 - 23:30 AEST (08:30 ET)
                                                            Market: Asian Handicap
                                                            Selection: MFK Kosice 0.0
                                                            Odds: 1.926
                                                            Stake: 5 Units
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                                                            • Merkel
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 10-30-13
                                                              • 1473

                                                              #240
                                                              Originally posted by Gaze73
                                                              I still have virtual 6k here for tracking purposes, doesn't matter that I'm close to busto irl. And if I see that he's good, I'll take a 10k loan and get it all back in no time. When I get that loan I might also make a "Road to a Million" thread with my real BR where I combine all the sports I bet and it will become LEGENDARY.
                                                              Take out a loan to gamble. Maybe you should go talk to someone, like a teacher or a parent?
                                                              Don't worry about another thread, this one is LEGENDARY enough....
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                                                              • Gaze73
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 01-27-14
                                                                • 3291

                                                                #241
                                                                FK Senica v FC Nitra (Corgon Liga - Slovakia)
                                                                ==
                                                                Date: 16/03/2014 - 00:00 AEST (09:00 ET)
                                                                Market: Asian Handicap
                                                                Selection: FK Senica -1
                                                                Odds: 1.943
                                                                Stake: 5 Units

                                                                I don't even know if I want these picks to win or not. If they win, I gain nothing because of my bad BRM, and if they lose, I'll lose this virtual BR as well.
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                                                                • Gaze73
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 01-27-14
                                                                  • 3291

                                                                  #242
                                                                  Originally posted by Merkel
                                                                  Take out a loan to gamble. Maybe you should go talk to someone, like a teacher or a parent?
                                                                  Don't worry about another thread, this one is LEGENDARY enough....
                                                                  It's not gambling, it's investing.
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                                                                  • Merkel
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 10-30-13
                                                                    • 1473

                                                                    #243
                                                                    Originally posted by Gaze73
                                                                    It's not gambling, it's investing.
                                                                    If anyone knows the difference it's me. When you follow some douchebag who posts picks on some forum, it's definitely gambling, and gamblers lose.
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                                                                    • SlowNsteady
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-03-09
                                                                      • 2189

                                                                      #244
                                                                      Originally posted by Gaze73
                                                                      It's not gambling, it's investing.
                                                                      hilarious thread dude!
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                                                                      • Gaze73
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 01-27-14
                                                                        • 3291

                                                                        #245
                                                                        Originally posted by Merkel
                                                                        If anyone knows the difference it's me. When you follow some douchebag who posts picks on some forum, it's definitely gambling, and gamblers lose.
                                                                        My father is a gambler, losing consistently over 30 years, playing with the same local bookie the entire time, and putting money on things like 7-team NHL parlays. I will show him how it's done. I will show you all!
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