Ultimate soccer picks that will melt your brain

[whareouttogetme]

Well, I can't even afford to pay the membership fee untill I get that loan, or unless I double up twice again. But I will reach that million, that I'm sure of.

Come on man, nobody wants to see people lose all their money but you can't keep throwing money on stupid bets thinking "Oh well, I'll win eventually"

Not being able to pay the membership fee for that forum full of awful cappers is probably the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Blues should win tonight, Tampa is risky. If you win, don't go making stupid bets on shit English football teams. Don't take out a loan to gamble either.

[edabramov]

This guy is delusional. How much do you have to lose before you accept the fact that you're just not good.

[Vaughany]

This guy is delusional. How much do you have to lose before you accept the fact that you're just not good.

He must be trolling now, surely!

[Gaze73]

I learned something for the nth time - BRM, BRM, BRM!!! I read many stories of people who went from 1k to 20k in one month, even on this forum, so I thought I could get lucky too for a change. But for me, not having good BRM always ends the same way, because even when I put big money on a 1.05 game, the hidden odds jump to 1.8, and insane things start happening, just to remind me of my mistake, again and again. There's always this idea in your head "Why grind the 2k over a month, when I can win that in one sure game?" But the big bet that would cover all losses never fking wins, it's like the universe's way of kicking you when you're down. I'll never again put more than 10% of my BR on any event, ever, and that will be saved just for quality one-in-a-month games.

[Vaughany]

I don't care, didn't bet on it.

Serie A - Italy
Napoli @ 2.190 - 5 Units

[Vaughany]

I learned something for the nth time - BRM, BRM, BRM!!! I read many stories of people who went from 1k to 20k in one month, even on this forum, so I thought I could get lucky too for a change. But for me, not having good BRM always ends the same way, because even when I put big money on a 1.05 game, the hidden odds jump to 1.8, and insane things start happening, just to remind me of my mistake, again and again. There's always this idea in your head "Why grind the 2k over a month, when I can win that in one sure game?" But the big bet that would cover all losses never fking wins, it's like the universe's way of kicking you when you're down. I'll never again put more than 10% of my BR on any event, ever, and that will be saved just for quality one-in-a-month games.

And ull still be overestimating your edge massively and thus demonstrating once more yet again tht u have no idea what you are doing

[edabramov]

" Quality one in a month game "


March 18th, another losing day, o wait one more game in Macedonian 8th league, big edge 1.2 odds. ALL IN. - LOSS.


Rinse and Repeat.

[Merkel]

[Gaze73]

And ull still be overestimating your edge massively and thus demonstrating once more yet again tht u have no idea what you are doing

I bet on the better team to win, so when they lose it's just shit luck.

[Gaze73]

Blues and Tampa winning, I'm back in the game!

[Merkel]

Blues and Tampa winning, I'm back in the game!

Cash out and walk away. Or kill yourself.

[Vaughany]

I bet on the better team to win, so when they lose it's just shit luck.

well naturally

[SarahPalin]

this thread is hilarious. would be hard to pick this many losers even if you tried to

[Gaze73]

Free money: Madrid @1.3, you can thank me later.

[Merkel]

Free money: Madrid @1.3, you can thank me later.

1.3 is money? You can't even buy a coffee from the profits of that......

[Gaze73]

1k on 1.3, free 300 bucks. Also Wigan @1.5 free money 100%

[Merkel]

You suck and you will always suck laying juice like that. Real has not much to play for and have Barca on the weekend and is rotating like crazy, it is not worth the risk. And there's another juice addict that already called the Wigan banker, line went from -225 to -182 before kick off, I wouldn't touch it with a 10' pole.

[edabramov]

Are these air bets or actual bets.


If one loses will you say " i dont care, didn't bet it ". ?

[Merkel]

1k on 1.3, free 300 bucks. Also Wigan @1.5 free money 100%

So both of your free money plays are losing at HT. Not to say that they won't win in the end, but it's just not worth it. You would need to hit your win/loss at an unrealistically high % to make money with juice like that, and no offense, but your % blows.
And you're lucky yet Cristiano wants to pad his CL tally a bit......

[edabramov]

Wigan's Gomez got the word that Gaze was on them, so he missed a penalty.

[whareouttogetme]

Wigan's Gomez got the word that Gaze was on them, so he missed a penalty.

[edabramov]

Pretty much how his " FREE MONEY PLAYS " turned out.

Get lucky with the fact that Jese got injured and Bale got put in, assisting 2 goals.

Ronaldo would be subbed if they had an extra substitution available.

Had to sweat for 70 mins for a goal from Ronaldo and Morata to seal the deal.


Wigan " free money " goes from 1-0, to losing 1-2 in 2 mins, to winning 3-2 in 2 mins, to tying 3-3 in 3 mins.



Do you now realize that you're terrible at this?

Do you?


Going 1-1

with 1.3 and 1.5 odds Lol.........

[Merkel]

Bet ya he doesn't. Odds that he does are +150.

[edabramov]

Bet ya he doesn't. Odds that he does are +150.

+150000*

[Gaze73]

Another team playing like fuking retards. I mean WHAT THE FUK? I can't bet on one fuking favorite to fuking win? How the FUK does a team concede 3 motherfuking goals in 5 motherfuking minutes against retards who had zero shots at goal in the first half? Gotta chase my losses in nhl again, it's much more predictable than this fuking shit. Btw I lost like 9 out of 10 live bets, all with odds ~ 1.5.

[edabramov]

No! South AMerican cup "champions" league starting soon! Can't miss it!

[CXCVINE]

1k on 1.3, free 300 bucks. Also Wigan @1.5 free money 100%

Tried to go against your pick but didn't work out. Was too much against you. Keep 'em comin'

But really, how ignorant can you become on the fact that you're terrible at this? I'm not telling you to stop or whatever, hope you have your own head over your shoulders to decide that, but you should at least stop posting sht. Or maybe you like the hate?

inb4/ was actually trolling

[Merkel]

[Merkel]

[Vaughany]

Lol trainwreck

[Gaze73]

It's not gambling when I bet on favorites. But maybe I should change my strategy, and always bet the opposite of what makes sense, then I will win big!

[whareouttogetme]

It's not gambling when I bet on favorites. But maybe I should change my strategy, and always bet the opposite of what makes sense, then I will win big!

Why don't you just stick to hockey?

[allabout the $$$]

he should just fukking quit

[Vaughany]

At least he has melted my brain like the thread stated

[Merkel]

It's not gambling when I bet on favorites. But maybe I should change my strategy, and always bet the opposite of what makes sense, then I will win big!

WTF? Seriously, who are you?