Ultimate soccer picks that will melt your brain

[Gaze73]

Its contents are ungoogleable, that makes it premium.

[onemoregoal]

how much do they charge?

[Merkel]

Its contents are ungoogleable, that makes it premium.

Pfffff, you have low standards for considering something to be premium, must be your age. Remind me not to let you order me a premium vodka or a premium hooker.

[edabramov]

Another loss. Can't stop this guy from losing!

[Gaze73]

how much do they charge?

Over 2k a year.

BR: 6662, gypsies can't score.

[Merkel]

Hell yeah I am optimistic, this is his daily graph since february
The numbers on the left are units. There are a few downswings but the trend is clear.
Sociedad was another crazy loss. Rayo scored only 1 goal in the last 5 away games, and now they scored 3 in one game against a favorite. Just another Monday being Monday.

BR: 10.482 -1000 = 9482

Ya, yikes:

[edabramov]

It's gonna come to the point where he's gonna need to bet BARCA ML -10000 just to get some winning confidence back, and they'll end up losing.

[Gaze73]

It's all good, we still have over 6k, and if worst comes to worst, I'll take a huge loan in order to recoup all losses.

[Vaughany]

It's all good, we still have over 6k, and if worst comes to worst, I'll take a huge loan in order to recoup all losses.

Ahh makes sense

[Vaughany]

It's gonna come to the point where he's gonna need to bet BARCA ML -10000 just to get some winning confidence back, and they'll end up losing.

Lol

[onemoregoal]

what? a loan? recoup losses?
i thought we are onto millions here bud?

[Gaze73]

We are, but I don't want to lower the stakes for the sake of BRM.

[Fl6j66]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000424/

[Merkel]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000424/

WTF?

[Fl6j66]

WTF?

You wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing.

[whareouttogetme]

Hope you didn't put 20 units on Avs...

[Gaze73]

I was on Avs +1, and those monkeys went from 2-1 to 2-5 in 5 fuking minutes, HOW THE FUK IS THAT POSSIBLE WITHOUT AN EMPTY NET? I have no money left for soccer now, I'll just have to find a suitable all-in bet to double up...twice. And since I now stop betting on these pro's picks, expect a massive upswing.

[Vaughany]

I was on Avs +1, and those monkeys went from 2-1 to 2-5 in 5 fuking minutes, HOW THE FUK IS THAT POSSIBLE WITHOUT AN EMPTY NET? I have no money left for soccer now, I'll just have to find a suitable all-in bet to double up...twice. And since I now stop betting on these pro's picks, expect a massive upswing.

Lol again, very sensible

[edabramov]

if u want the closest to thing to a sure thing I'd go with over 2.5 in Hoffenheim game, ALL IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vaughany]

Ha bayern -2

[Gaze73]

Lol again, very sensible

I'm down to 20 units, might as well go all in. Just 2 wins in NBA and I'm almost at 80 again.

[Merkel]

Whatever dude, live games are one thing, posting Newcastle as a win when the match has been played already is pointless and lame.

Anyway, you won't be here a month from now, so who cares?

Didn't even last two weeks. Damn.

[edabramov]

Didn't even last two weeks. Damn.

dont worry coz he's hitting 99.9% in NBA/Tennis/Cuban Baseball League right now.



when he starts hitting in soccer then its road to millionz.

[Gaze73]

Didn't even last two weeks. Damn.

I still have virtual 6k here for tracking purposes, doesn't matter that I'm close to busto irl. And if I see that he's good, I'll take a 10k loan and get it all back in no time. When I get that loan I might also make a "Road to a Million" thread with my real BR where I combine all the sports I bet and it will become LEGENDARY.

[whareouttogetme]

Man no offense I hope you get your money back but why the hell would you bet against the ducks? +1 must have been pretty shitty odds anyway

Put on a bruins/pens ml parlay and cover if it goes to shootout so you don't lose it all. Or put draw no bet if you can

[Gaze73]

Ducks were on the worst loss streak since the season started, they conceded 7 goals against friggin Flames, and they were about to play on the road against Avs, who are the opposite of Ducks - the hottest they've been this season, and playing at home. In the past 5 games, the goal stats for Avs were 14-10, and Ducks had 13-20. Avs allowed no more than 2 goals in all 5 past games. Now they allowed fukin 6, which is 3x the average, as if they had played with an empty net for 5 minutes. Avs +1 had nice odds of 1.5, and I believe it had at least a 70% chance to hit, 20% to push, and 10% to lose. Many NHL fanatics agreed and played it too, but ofc for their regular stake of one unit, not 20 like I did.

Anyway, put my last 20u on Bayern ML + Hoffenheim over 2 @1.44, if this loses I'll just laugh maniacally.

[Gaze73]

Here's a pro pick btw
Cottbus v Karlsruher SC (Bundesliga II - Germany)
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Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: Karlsruher SC 0.0, +0.5
Odds: 1.840
Stake: 5 Units

[whareouttogetme]

Ducks were on the worst loss streak since the season started, they conceded 7 goals against friggin Flames, and they were about to play on the road against Avs, who are the opposite of Ducks - the hottest they've been this season, and playing at home. In the past 5 games, the goal stats for Avs were 14-10, and Ducks had 13-20. Avs allowed no more than 2 goals in all 5 past games. Now they allowed fukin 6, which is 3x the average, as if they had played with an empty net for 5 minutes. Avs +1 had nice odds of 1.5, and I believe it had at least a 70% chance to hit, 20% to push, and 10% to lose. Many NHL fanatics agreed and played it too, but ofc for their regular stake of one unit, not 20 like I did.

Anyway, put my last 20u on Bayern ML + Hoffenheim over 2 @1.44, if this loses I'll just laugh maniacally.

Alright, good luck

[Gaze73]

MFK Kosice v MSK Zilina (Corgon Liga - Slovakia)
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Date: 15/04/2013 - 23:30 AEST (08:30 ET)
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: MFK Kosice 0.0
Odds: 1.926
Stake: 5 Units

[Merkel]

I still have virtual 6k here for tracking purposes, doesn't matter that I'm close to busto irl. And if I see that he's good, I'll take a 10k loan and get it all back in no time. When I get that loan I might also make a "Road to a Million" thread with my real BR where I combine all the sports I bet and it will become LEGENDARY.

Take out a loan to gamble. Maybe you should go talk to someone, like a teacher or a parent?
Don't worry about another thread, this one is LEGENDARY enough....

[Gaze73]

FK Senica v FC Nitra (Corgon Liga - Slovakia)
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Date: 16/03/2014 - 00:00 AEST (09:00 ET)
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: FK Senica -1
Odds: 1.943
Stake: 5 Units

I don't even know if I want these picks to win or not. If they win, I gain nothing because of my bad BRM, and if they lose, I'll lose this virtual BR as well.

[Gaze73]

Take out a loan to gamble. Maybe you should go talk to someone, like a teacher or a parent?
Don't worry about another thread, this one is LEGENDARY enough....

It's not gambling, it's investing.

[Merkel]

It's not gambling, it's investing.

If anyone knows the difference it's me. When you follow some douchebag who posts picks on some forum, it's definitely gambling, and gamblers lose.

[SlowNsteady]

It's not gambling, it's investing.

hilarious thread dude!

[Gaze73]

If anyone knows the difference it's me. When you follow some douchebag who posts picks on some forum, it's definitely gambling, and gamblers lose.

My father is a gambler, losing consistently over 30 years, playing with the same local bookie the entire time, and putting money on things like 7-team NHL parlays. I will show him how it's done. I will show you all!