Ultimate soccer picks that will melt your brain

[Merkel]

Hey douche bag, I was keeping it light and funny. Posting a game after it started is fukng lame. Claiming it as a win does make you a cheater.
I for one am sick and tired of reading threads of losers with a big mouth and outrageous claims that end up tanking.
You're just the next moron who can't bet sports for shit in a long, seemingly endless procession. So bite me.

[Merkel]

Jesus christ Merkel, you've been bitching in this thread ever since it was created, and beating the dead horse about the japan game. If it makes you so penetrating happy, I'll remove the 275 dollars from the winnings, like it makes a difference in the long run. Goddamnit, I'm sick of your tone, you must have gotten bitter over the years by losing thousands on betting. It seems the only sensible person here is "whareouttogetme".

@EasyPicks: Learn to read. I said "will post a recap after everything is finished." And everything is not finished, the Australia game is at half time now. But it's 3:0 already so it's safe to close that one.

So today 3 losses -1500
Australia win @2.16 = +580
BR: 9080

See, the curse is working as expected. To quote the pro "I've had a poor performance tonight but hopefully we can get back some units on this [Australia] game" It's either that, or it's the fact that he bet on BS that is international friendly matches instead of betting normal leagues like he always does.

Yeah I was right, it was the damn friendlies. "I have to put it down to it being Friendlies and my data on the games must not be as strong during these times. I'm going to skip the majority of these in future [...] I will stick to competitive games only"

And a little early declaring Australia a win @ 65 mins and 3-2 with an Australian red. You related to jhh?

[Gaze73]

Light and funny? More like a sardonic douche. "Go on soldier, I'm sure your tips are great when you post after the game started". I posted one damn game after it started, I openly admitted it, and you talk about it over and over again like a broken record. Instead of being an ahole, post your own damn picks and gtfo off my thread. If Australia loses, I'll be sure to count it as such, don't you worry.

[BigBurk]

Ouch, 3-3.

[Merkel]

There are certain things you just don't do when you "keep a record" . You're the a-hole. And I can't help it that you fail to appreciate my fine humor.


Oh, and: 3-3....

[Gaze73]

Show me your thread, I'll be sure to drop in some fine humor to return the favor.

[Merkel]

And we have the 3-4. Well done sir.

On the topic of threads, as I've explained ad nauseam to different douchebags, the majority of forum traffic is caused by us, the discerning readers. That doesn't mean we have an obligation to post, but I'll exchange fine humor with you here.

[Gaze73]

So you're one of those "I could do better...if I cared to" douchebags who criticize everyone and everything they can, without actually doing better.

Recap 1:4
BR: 8200, a great first day, not even a 3:0 lead in Soccer can hold for 45 minutes.

[Merkel]

So you're one of those "I could do better...if I cared to" douchebags who criticize everyone and everything they can, without actually doing better.

Recap 0:4
BR: 8000, a great first day, not even a 3:0 lead in Soccer can hold for 45 minutes.

No, just the loudmouthed, arrogant, pompous, dishonest ones.

[Gaze73]

I'm not being arrogant or dishonest, just posting what the pro does. If he has a bad day, it's not my fault, but he's a big long-term winner making a living doing it, so you can keep your snarky comments to yourself. You can come laugh here when we're not in profit at the end of the month.

Quote "Tough day today and an apology goes out to all who followed after for a 15 unit loss. Will work double time to make sure we are able to make it back over the next few day and on the weekend" So we'll see.

[Merkel]

Tell you what, why don't we call it a day. I got my hands full being snarky in Nguyen's thread and I don't really need another customer.

I don't think you're gonna run a profit. Hardly anyone does.

And what does your "pro" think about you posting his crap (and I'm being polite here) on the net? I sure hope you don't pay for this stuff.

Anyway, you have yourself a joyous evening.

[Gaze73]

"I don't think you're gonna run a profit" I assessed you correctly, you think the books can't be beaten by normal people. It's sad to see such beliefs on one of the biggest betting forums, I wonder how many people here think alike. I'm fortunate enough to have found a fountain of gold - a certain private betting community, which will undoubtedly make me the first million within 5 years due to exponential growth. You can laugh all you want, but I have seen the extraordinary consistent results with my own eyes over the months. Some of the people there run charities, because they're so filthy rich now.

[Gaze73]

This will be in a few days but the odds will probably drop, so here it is.

Wolfsburg v Bayern Munich (Bundesliga - Germany)
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Date: 09/02/2014 - 01:30 AEST
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: Bayern Munich -1.5
Odds: 1.926
Stake: 5 Units

[Vaughany]

"I don't think you're gonna run a profit" I assessed you correctly, you think the books can't be beaten by normal people. It's sad to see such beliefs on one of the biggest betting forums, I wonder how many people here think alike. I'm fortunate enough to have found a fountain of gold - a certain private betting community, which will undoubtedly make me the first million within 5 years due to exponential growth. You can laugh all you want, but I have seen the extraordinary consistent results with my own eyes over the months. Some of the people there run charities, because they're so filthy rich now.

[Gaze73]

I don't know what you mean by surrender, but anyway. He said he's researching 230 games for the next 2 days, so something good should come up. Nothing today, though.

[Merkel]

"I don't think you're gonna run a profit" I assessed you correctly, you think the books can't be beaten by normal people. It's sad to see such beliefs on one of the biggest betting forums, I wonder how many people here think alike. I'm fortunate enough to have found a fountain of gold - a certain private betting community, which will undoubtedly make me the first million within 5 years due to exponential growth. You can laugh all you want, but I have seen the extraordinary consistent results with my own eyes over the months. Some of the people there run charities, because they're so filthy rich now.

Morning princess. No, you assessed wrong. I know "normal" people can beat the books. But it's hard. And rare. But I still don't think you're gonna show a profit here. As for the millionaires you're dining with, well, awesome yarn young man. Look, you're just a kid, you don't have a 10.000 dollar bankroll. A million of these threads get opened every day, hardly any last a month, even fewer do what they said they would do. But keep posting, it's all about the entertainment for us jaded, sardonic snarkers.

[Gaze73]

Yeah I don't have 10k yet, but I will by the end of the year, then turn that into 50k, then 200k, 500k, and million. Might go a bit slower later due to bookie limits, but I WILL be making at least 20k a month. You think it's just a naive fantasy, but I'll show you all, and laugh at your skepticism. When a good pick gets posted on that forum, we move the bookie lines within a minute.

[Vaughany]

[Merkel]

Nice.

[Gaze73]

Melbourne Victory v Central Coast Mariners (A-League - Australia)
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Date: 07/02/2014 - 19:30 AEST
Market: Goal Line
Selection: Over 2.5
Odds: 1.725 (Pinnacle)
Stake: 5 Units

[onemoregoal]

she looks hotter than usual here.

[Vaughany]

she looks hotter than usual here.

Yee sumtimes she looks smoking...other time not so muuch!

[Otaking]

Yee sumtimes she looks smoking...other time not so muuch!

Those lips...OH YEAH!

[Gaze73]

Melbourne WIN 1.725 = +362
BR: 8562

UCD v Bohemians Dublin (Premier Division - Ireland)
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Date: 08/03/2014 - 06:45 AEST
Market: Match Result
Selection: Bohemians Dublins
Odds: 2.000
Stake: 5 Units

SCR Altach v First Vienna FC 1894 (Erst Liga - Austria)
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Date: 08/03/2014 - 04:30 AEST
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: SCR Altach - 1.5, -2.0
Odds: 1.925
Stake: 5 Units

[whareouttogetme]

lol Yeah, I thought he'd put the bet on but just not posted. Gave him the benefit of the doubt

Remember this when you become a millionaire OP

[Gaze73]

Dublin 3:0 win +500
Altach -500, crazy game.

W/L: 3-5
BR: 8562

Weekend is coming, there should be at least 10 picks.

[Gaze73]

Just woke up.
Today's games:
Sydney FC v Western Sydney Wanderers (A-League - Australia)
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Date: 08/02/2014 - 19:45 AEST
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: Western Sydney Wanderers 0.0, -0.5
Odds: 1.910
Stake: 5 Units

HT:0:0 so far

Previous pick:
Newcastle Jets v Melbourne Heart (A-League - Australia)
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Date: 08/03/2014 - 17:30 AEST
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: Newcastle Jets 0.0 [PK]
Odds: 1.875
Stake: 5 Units WIN (posted at 7.AM here)

I'm gonna track this in 2 ways - one BR is if I had placed all bets in time, second is what actually I place and post here in time.
So, Pro BR: 9274, My BR: 8562

[Gaze73]

The pro is furious about how the sydney game went. It was 0:1, then Sydney missed a penalty kick. After that, they conceded 2 goals in 20 minutes(2 shots, 2 scored), and a third one in a PK.
So, pro BR: 8774
My BR: 8062

[Gaze73]

West Brom v Manchester United (Premier League - England)
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Date: 08/03/2014 - 23:45 AEST
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: Manchester United -0.5
Odds: 1.877
Stake: 5 Units

[Merkel]

Just woke up.
Today's games:
Sydney FC v Western Sydney Wanderers (A-League - Australia)
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Date: 08/02/2014 - 19:45 AEST
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: Western Sydney Wanderers 0.0, -0.5
Odds: 1.910
Stake: 5 Units

HT:0:0 so far

Previous pick:
Newcastle Jets v Melbourne Heart (A-League - Australia)
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Date: 08/03/2014 - 17:30 AEST
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: Newcastle Jets 0.0 [PK]
Odds: 1.875
Stake: 5 Units WIN (posted at 7.AM here)

I'm gonna track this in 2 ways - one BR is if I had placed all bets in time, second is what actually I place and post here in time.
So, Pro BR: 9274, My BR: 8562

You lose all credibility by posting wagers on games that are already over or underway.

[Gaze73]

Union Berlin v Ingolstadt 04 (LIVE IN PLAY)
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Market: Goal Line
Selection: Under 3
Odds: 1.943
Stake: 5 Units

I just placed it at odds 1.59
@ Merkel First off, he posts live games too, like this one. I mentioned it in the OP that he will.
Second, just look at My BR numbers and ignore the Pro BR numbers if you don't believe me, is it that hard? Eventually both of us should end in profit, I just miss some winners. Besides, the Sydney game was a loser during 0:0, how does that help me? Ultimately it comes down to this: is it really THAT hard to believe I can't follow every pick from an australian guy, when there's a 11 hour difference in our timezone? You prefer to think I'm a lying cheater.

[Gaze73]

Under 3 won

Pro BR: 9245
My BR: 8357

Pescara v Cesena (Serie B - Italy)
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Date: 09/03/2014 - 01:00 AEST
Market: Full Time Result
Selection: Pescara
Odds: 2.040
Stake: 5 Units

[Merkel]

Whatever dude, live games are one thing, posting Newcastle as a win when the match has been played already is pointless and lame.

Anyway, you won't be here a month from now, so who cares?

[Gaze73]

Wrexham v Kidderminster (Conference Premier - England)
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Date: 09/02/2014 - 02:00 AEST
Market: Full Time Result
Selection: Wrexham
Odds: 2.030
Stake: 5 Units

Walsall v Wolverhampton (League 1 - England)
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Date: 09/02/2014 - 02:00 AEST
Market: Full Time Result
Selection: Wolverhampton
Odds: 2.100
Stake: 5 Units

[Gaze73]

Again, just ignore the Pro BR numbers if you think I deliberately post winners after the match. If by the end of the month, My BR will be at 15k, and Pro BR at 18k, will it really matter what you think? I will be here for a month, even a year, don't worry. Oh and I posted the Walsall game when it was in the 3rd minute already, guess I should not count that as a win by your rules, if it does win. One more thing, I try to be as transparent as possible, posting results everyday, odds and profits. Most people here just post random picks and you can only guess whether they're winners or losers.