EP36's Twitday Picks

[ParlayininHTown]

3/3 on red cards.

And they're like, "It's better than yours."

[EaglesPhan36]

FRIDAY NIGHT MAYHEM [MLS]
1st Half: Real Salt Lake-Portland Under 1 [-102]
#mlsdontgiveafukkaboutafridaynightlights

[EaglesPhan36]

sombitch.

[ParlayininHTown]

Had BTTS. That was too easy.

Been a wild first half from what I've seen (also watching Del Po/Hewitt, as I imagine you are), but the last match these two clubs played was nuts, too.

[EaglesPhan36]

Not very many shots from the stats, but looked like they all went in.

[ParlayininHTown]

Even the MLS match EP bet had a red card ... Is this some sort of mayhem-related sign, EP?

[EaglesPhan36]

SATURDAY MAYHEM
[England Championship] Doncaster Rovers-Bournemouth Over 2.5 [+100]
[Sweden Allsvenskan] AIK-Gefle Over 2.5 [-120]
#threedayweekendsdontgiveafukk

[EaglesPhan36]

Split the morning picks. With college football swinging into play, probably be less plays from me on the weekends. That might be good.
#slumpzilla

[EaglesPhan36]

SATURDAY MAYHEM
[Liga MX] Cruz Azul -154
#weekendwarriorsdontgiveafukk

[beefcake]

Fukk me in the arse..

[onemoregoal]

hit second half goals.

[EaglesPhan36]

Getting punked at home.

[EaglesPhan36]

Should have stuck to morning plays only.
#stupiddoes

[EaglesPhan36]

SUNDAY MAYHEM DRAW PROJECT
[EPL] Liverpool-Manchester United +245
[France] Marseille-Monaco +211
#drawskeepthefukksway

SUNDAY MAYHEM TOTAL
[EPL] West Brom-Swansea City Over 2.5 [-117]
#sundayisyourfundaytonotgiveafuk

[oldscho0led]

Need a miracle goal on 90+ mins here Swansea

[EaglesPhan36]

SUNDAY MAYHEM
[Spain La Liga] Valencia-Barcelona Under 3 [-108]
#stilldontgiveafukk

[EaglesPhan36]

I am your Golden Fade. Wow. #isuckballs

[EaglesPhan36]

Drink the Faderade.

SUNDAY MAYHEM [Liga MX]
Toluca PK -110
#vivalanofukks

[EaglesPhan36]

LABOR DAY MAYHEM
[Netherlands] Telstar-MVV Over 2.5/3 [-110]
#slumpsstilldontmakemegiveafukk
#mayhemmotherfukker

[beefcake]

half winner at least!

[EaglesPhan36]

Started the week off right at least.

[EaglesPhan36]

THURSDAY MAYHEM [UEFA U-21]
Lithuania-Finland Over 2.5 [-114]
#nofukksgiventhursday

[EaglesPhan36]

Arg. Got one other try today, but waiting for lineups for the 2:45ish PM ET starts in U-21. Damn dirty apes.

[EaglesPhan36]

THURSDAY MAYHEM [UEFA U-21]
England -2.5/3 [-124]
#britsdontgiveafukk

[EaglesPhan36]

LOL @ myself. So much 2nd guessing now that I jump of winners for losers. Yay! Was going to go England-Moldova u3.5 for +110, but read quite a bit and wound up taking a loser. Going to refresh for the weekend. I fukkin suck.

[EaglesPhan36]

Oh never you mind. Forgot it's World Cup qualis Friday. Time to go FR.

[EaglesPhan36]

FRIDAY FULL RETARD #1
[WC Quali] Russia-Luxembourg Under 3.5 [+115]
#rainyrussiadontgiveafukk

[EaglesPhan36]

FRIDAY FULL RETARD #2
[WC Quali] Ukraine -5 [-125]
#sanmarinosurenuffdontgiveafukk

[edabramov]

FRIDAY FULL RETARD #2
[WC Quali] Ukraine -5 [-125]
#sanmarinosurenuffdontgiveafukk

With ya on that one.

[EaglesPhan36]

It should at least push, I hope. Very much doubting that there isn't going to be a 4th goal in this Russia match in the next 20 mins. Expected a little less from the Russians especially given the damp pitch.

[edabramov]

It should at least push, I hope. Very much doubting that there isn't going to be a 4th goal in this Russia match in the next 20 mins. Expected a little less from the Russians especially given the damp pitch.

I'm on over 3.5 only because I feel like Russia would redeem them selves to the home fans, plus they need as much goals as possible.

[edabramov]

Exactly why I didn't take Russia on -3, knew this would happen. Cashed though. Hate unders, sorry bud.

[EaglesPhan36]

That's just some hateful shit. Goal in the 90th minute by f-ing Luxembourg.

[edabramov]

And another one by Russia. Never in life on unders.

[EaglesPhan36]

I don't mind unders now & then. These are the spots I usually like to try on the larger totals that are inflated because of the perceived class gap. I mean if you tell me the under is in order at the 90th minute, I will take that every time over hoping for a miracle late goal. Shit happens when you go full retard or ya know, just every day.