EP36's Twitday Picks

[camelbreath$]

THURSDAY MAYHEM PARLAY [Europa League]
Swansea City + Udinese [-116]
#parlaysgivenofukks

#ItaliansOnlyGiveAFukkAboutMatchFixing

[EaglesPhan36]

Quite pathetic. Funny thing was I felt shakier on Swansea. Ohwell, who gives a fukk.

[camelbreath$]

Udinese had conceded two shots on target vs Slovan Liberec at the 80 minute mark. And Slovan Liberec had 2 goals. Hmm.

A certain Italian goalie is going to be getting paid off tonight!

#ItaliansOnlyGiveAFukkAboutMatchFixing

[Vaughany]

I stayed away from Udinese cos they werent playing at Friuli. relieved!

[EaglesPhan36]

I don't think that had anything to do with it. They played the same place last round and won. They laid an egg or got some extra coins.

[Vaughany]

I don't think that had anything to do with it. They played the same place last round and won. They laid an egg or got some extra coins.

They were playing a mid table Bosnian side in Siroki in the last round, not Slovan Liberec. Liberec are already in to their season so going to be in better physical condition as well. Doesnt make sense but football often doesnt make sense

[EaglesPhan36]

Eh #whogivesafukk

Sevilla made me happy.

[EaglesPhan36]

THURSDAY NIGHT MAYHEM [Copa Sudamerica]
Colo Colo +0.5/1 [+101]
#southamericagiveszerofukks

[EaglesPhan36]

FRIDAY MAYHEM (Germany) AuE-Cottbus Over 2/2.5
#tgidontgiveafukkfriday

[EaglesPhan36]

FRIDAY MAYHEM [France Ligue 2]
Creteil-Istres Over 2.5 [-101]
#thefrenchnevergiveafukk

[EaglesPhan36]

FRIDAY MAYHEM [Germany Bundesliga]
1st Half Dortmund-Werder Bremen Under 1.5 [-130]
#tgidontgiveafukkfriday

[xetsr]

FRIDAY MAYHEM [France Ligue 2]
Creteil-Istres Over 2.5 [-101]
#thefrenchnevergiveafukk

Decided to follow you on this one. Thanks, cashed within 20 minutes!

[true blue 26]

sigh how did i miss out on those first two picks?! well that was easy, lets go for the triple

[EaglesPhan36]

FRIDAY MAYHEM [Spain La Liga]
Athletic Bilbao-Osasuna Over 2.5 [+100]
#tgidontgiveafukkfriday

[Bill_Hicks]

[ParlayininHTown]

Check this out, EP: http://lsh.streamhunter.eu/static/po...861334640.html

Live stream of the Monaco match. No one is there. You can hear the players and coaches screaming.

I guess no one in Monaco gives a fukk about most of the club's Ligue I matches, or this must be some sort of punishment for Monaco. Anyone know anything about this?

[EaglesPhan36]

It's Monte Carlo right? Bunch of rich fukks who will show up if the team is good later in the year, but beginning of the season - they're busy gambling and having rich people sex, which I believe is paying for a girl to shove a $100 up your urethra while another girl cradles your berries and then squeezes out the juice.

[ParlayininHTown]

It's Monte Carlo right? Bunch of rich fukks who will show up if the team is good later in the year, but beginning of the season - they're busy gambling and having rich people sex, which I believe is paying for a girl to shove a $100 up your urethra while another girl cradles your berries and then squeezes out the juice.

Sounds like the only way to live.

[Vaughany]

yep as Eaglesphan said...they hardly have any fans because Monaco is just a tax-haven for the rich. Just not a sustainable project in general, will all go up within a couple of years

[EaglesPhan36]

La Liga match is in zombie mode. Good thing I don't give a fukk.

[EaglesPhan36]

FRIDAY MAYHEM [Liga MX]
Queretaro-Chivas Over 2/2.5 [-126]
#scorelessfirsthalvesdontfukkingphasemef romnotgivingafukk

[MatI]

It's Monte Carlo right? Bunch of rich fukks who will show up if the team is good later in the year, but beginning of the season - they're busy gambling and having rich people sex, which I believe is paying for a girl to shove a $100 up your urethra while another girl cradles your berries and then squeezes out the juice.

It was closed to fans as punishment to Monaco for pitch invasion from their fans last season.

[EaglesPhan36]

I like the theory about rich fukks not giving a fukk instead.

[EaglesPhan36]

France Ligue 1 is still so unbettable.

[MatI]

haha, was expecting that response! #richfuksdontgiveafuk

[EaglesPhan36]

If I gave a fukk, that match would have made me give one. But I give none.

[EaglesPhan36]

FRIDAY NIGHT MAYHEM [Liga MX]
Santos Laguna PK/+0.5 [+109]
#tgidontgiveafukkfriday

[ParlayininHTown]

Around the 73rd minute, the pinche ref missed an obvious handball in the box by a Tijuana defender.

It's just one of those days ... Can't waste energy giving a fukk.

[EaglesPhan36]

:shhhfukksarenotbeinggivenhere

[ParlayininHTown]

:shhhfukksarenotbeinggivenhere

[ParlayininHTown]

The mayhem mojo came to the rescue.

#nevergonnagiveafukk

[EaglesPhan36]

MAYHEM MOTHER F-ER! Or at least 1/2 MAYHEM.

[ParlayininHTown]

MAYHEM MOTHER F-ER! Or at least 1/2 MAYHEM.

Just flipped to the Padres game. They were down 6-0 after half an inning, so I quit giving a fukk. Now, it's tied 6-6.

Regardless of whether San Diego wins tonight, the mayhem is legit as Jerm's racist specials.

Learn to respect it, people.

[EaglesPhan36]

I sense an avatar change ..... channeling the spirit.

[EaglesPhan36]

Welcome to the New World.
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