EP36's Twitday Picks

[ParlayininHTown]

DVRing tomorrow's episode of "La Seleccion." The Jheri curls intrigue me.

I'll take a clean YMCA match over a fixed Canadian Soccer League match.

Hey, there's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lll numero uno! Vamos!

[ProbablyNotSeth]

Beautiful.

[EaglesPhan36]

Five minutes in and we're pushin'
#rapidsdontgiveafukk

[Jaszaafca]

Sick attacking match lol.

[turtlejc]

penalty !

[turtlejc]

are you fukkin kidding me

[ParlayininHTown]

Pinche Kennedy. Pinche Colorado.

[Jaszaafca]

Colorado mugs.

fixed probably.

[EaglesPhan36]

Goalie read that like a romance novel, complete with his own happy ending.

[turtlejc]

cya cya cya buddy

[Jaszaafca]

Looks so dodgy this match.. early 1-0 then missed penalty then red lol.

[Jaszaafca]

Someone give Colorado some shooting lessons please.

[EaglesPhan36]

SUNDAY MAYHEM [MLS HALF TIME] Chivas USA-Colorado Over 2.5 [+102]
#idontgiveafukk

[Jaszaafca]

3 reds missed penalty missed open goal..

Yeah and people still say fixing doesnt exist.

Well I have over 2.25 and over 9.5 corners..

7 corners so far but the Chivas mugs dont get any corners.

[EaglesPhan36]

#quitgivingafukksothegoalwillcome

[Jaszaafca]

Off the woodwork...

[EaglesPhan36]

MONDAY MAYHEM [China] Guangzhou Evergrande-Dalian Aerbin Under 3.5/3 [-101]
#mondayisafukkgivenfreezone

[Jaszaafca]

MONDAY MAYHEM [China] Guangzhou Evergrande-Dalian Aerbin Under 3.5/3 [-101]
#mondayisafukkgivenfreezone

You got balls Guangzhou at home always scores at least 3 times.

[Jaszaafca]

Looks like your monday is gonna start lucky, Guangzhou already should have scored 4 in 47 minutes..

Crossbar etc.

I got the over 3, miracle its not 6 or 7-0.

Pbb will end 2-0 or something.

Lol 2-0 68 minutes and Dalian scores right after it but got disallowed.

[EaglesPhan36]

MONDAY MAYHEM (France) Brest-Istres Over 2/2.5 (-120) #francenevergivesafukk

[ParlayininHTown]

Mayhem: Where fukks aren't given.

[EaglesPhan36]

TUESDAY MAYHEM (Brazil) America Mineiro-Sao Caetano Over 2.5/3 (-119)
#dontgiveafukk

[EaglesPhan36]

TUESDAY MAYHEM [Brazil Serie B] Icasa-ABC Over 2.5 [-107]
#brazilstilldontgiveafukk

[EaglesPhan36]

MAYHEM mother f-ers. Big day of Friendlies on HUMP-DAY.
#camelsdontgiveafukk

[EaglesPhan36]

HUMPDAY MAYHEM [Friendly] Korea Republic PK -130
#goodkoreanogiveafukk

[EaglesPhan36]

HUMPDAY MAYHEM DRAW PROJECT
Belarus-Montenegro +220
Hungary-Czech Republic +239
#drawprojectgiveszerofukks

[EaglesPhan36]

HUMPDAY MAYHEM (Friendly) Poland-Denmark Over 2/2.5 (-118)
#partpolishfulldontgiveafukk

[ParlayininHTown]

Fading 'Murrica today? Or maybe just a live bet at the half?

[EaglesPhan36]

All the experts seem to be on Bosnia. Might live bet the total.

[EaglesPhan36]

HUMPDAY MAYHEM (Friendly) 1st Half Portugal-Netherlands Over 1 #dontgiveafukk

[EaglesPhan36]

Double draw hits. THAT is MAYHEM mother f-er.

[EaglesPhan36]

#altidoregavenofukksthreetimes #beast

[ParlayininHTown]

Double draw hits. THAT is MAYHEM mother f-er.

This + a sweep in tennis =

Btw, how did the US (and Altidore) pull off that comeback? I saw them fall behind 0-2, was watching the Raonic-Tipsy match around halftime, then I had to take care of some work-related stuff for a little while. I missed the entire second half.

I'm glad you didn't post a play against 'Murrica, because I am 95 percent certain I would have tailed. I suppose that's why I try my best to avoid betting anything other than overs or draws when dealing with friendlies.

[EaglesPhan36]

HUMPDAY MAYHEM (Brazil) Nautico +0.5 (-110)
#nofukksgiveninbrazil

[EaglesPhan36]

*Merp. Sucky last one, but still don't give a fukk.