EP36's Twitday Picks

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 04:51 PM

SATURDAY MAYHEM DRAW PROJECT [Liga MX]
Cruz Azul-Guadalajara +247
Tigres-Monterrey +250
#drawsdontgiveafukk

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 04:55 PM

Just starting to look at MLS. Escaped going to a graduation party with the lady for people I don't know, so ready to be a gambling fool this evening. I'm sure she's pissed, but guess who doesn't give a fukk?
#me

It's payback for me anyway for when she was off on Monday and spent the day out & then went to bed early without so much as a hey, how ya doin' BJ.

ParlayininHTown · 08-10-13, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Just starting to look at MLS. Escaped going to a graduation party with the lady for people I don't know, so ready to be a gambling fool this evening. I'm sure she's pissed, but guess who doesn't give a fukk?
#me

It's payback for me anyway for when she was off on Monday and spent the day out & then went to bed early without so much as a hey, how ya doin' BJ.

Keep her in line, EP.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 06:01 PM

Not really excited about anything in MLS. Gonna monitor and look for some half time plays.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 06:50 PM

Changed my mind. One match play.

SATURDAY MAYHEM [MLS] 1st Half Union-DC United Over 1 [-115]
#conorcaseydontgiveafukk

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 07:34 PM

SATURDAY MAYHEM [MLS 2nd Half] Columbus-NY Over 1/1.5 [-120]
#stilldontgiveafukk

ParlayininHTown · 08-10-13, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

SATURDAY MAYHEM [MLS 2nd Half] Columbus-NY Over 1/1.5 [-120]
#stilldontgiveafukk

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 08:32 PM

SATURDAY MAYHEM [MLS 2nd Half] Sporting KC-New England Over 1/1.5 [-115]
#singlefukksnotgivenonsaturdays

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 08:41 PM

SATURDAY MAYHEM [Liga MX] Pachuca PK/+0.5 [-124]
#ligamxdontgiveafukk

ParlayininHTown · 08-10-13, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

SATURDAY MAYHEM [Liga MX] Pachuca PK/+0.5 [-124]
#ligamxdontgiveafukk

Pounding Pachuca PK because I don't give a fukk about my late-night degenerate plays.

onemoregoal · 08-10-13, 08:46 PM

Great calls today

ParlayininHTown · 08-10-13, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

SATURDAY MAYHEM [MLS 2nd Half] Sporting KC-New England Over 1/1.5 [-115]
#singlefukksnotgivenonsaturdays

Late goal gets us the W.

#dontgiveafukkmojo

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 09:38 PM

That's MAYHEM mother f-er!

ParlayininHTown · 08-10-13, 10:50 PM

Fukk ... gonna push on the PK.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 10:50 PM

That's some shit. It was like they kept running the clock until Atlas scored.

ParlayininHTown · 08-10-13, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

That's some shit. It was like they kept running the clock until Atlas scored.

Pinche Pachuca. At least you got halfsies. I should have tailed your bet, but I loves me some plus-money odds.

Productive day of not giving a fukk, though.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-11-13, 12:58 AM

SUNDAY MAYHEM [Switzerland Super League] Thun-Luzern Over 2.5/3 [-111]
#swissdontgiveafukk

oldscho0led · 08-11-13, 02:09 AM

Eagles, thoughts on the Community Shield? Man U should win this easily. Over 3 has good value @ 1.87

beefcake · 08-11-13, 07:34 AM

Must be goalie stand on head day in Switzerland.16 goal attempts at the half and 0-0.Fukk me in the arse..Still if any game can get 3 in one half its this one.One goal and they might score 4-5

beefcake · 08-11-13, 08:02 AM

2 down! 30+ for one more...Come on baby!

oldscho0led · 08-11-13, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by beefcake

Must be goalie stand on head day in Switzerland.16 goal attempts at the half and 0-0.Fukk me in the arse..Still if any game can get 3 in one half its this one.One goal and they might score 4-5

should be draw project...well, onto the next one...but a goal on 90+ would be sweet.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-11-13, 09:59 AM

SUNDAY MAYHEM (Germany) Schalke TT Over 2 (-130)
#fukksnotgiven

EaglesPhan36 · 08-11-13, 12:32 PM

SUNDAY MAYHEM [Belgium Pro League] Standard Liege PK/+0.5 [-116]
#nofukksforbelgium

EaglesPhan36 · 08-11-13, 03:49 PM

SUNDAY MAYHEM [Chile Primera] Cobreloa PK +127
#nofukksgiveninchile

EaglesPhan36 · 08-11-13, 08:05 PM

SUNDAY MAYHEM [MLS HALF TIME] FC Dallas-Galaxy Over 3.5 [+122]
#keanedontgiveafukk

ParlayininHTown · 08-11-13, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

SUNDAY MAYHEM [MLS HALF TIME] FC Dallas-Galaxy Over 3.5 [+122]
#keanedontgiveafukk

Every time I watch a Galaxy match, Zardes screws up with the ball in the box at least three times.

ParlayininHTown · 08-11-13, 08:44 PM

Atta boy, Donovan. That was too easy.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-11-13, 08:53 PM

Lando doesn't give a fukk 3x.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-11-13, 08:56 PM

This has been one of the most fun MLS matches of the season.

Jaszaafca · 08-11-13, 08:57 PM

Nice 2nd half, Blas vs Landon.

ParlayininHTown · 08-11-13, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Lando doesn't give a fukk 3x.

Apparently, neither defense gives a fukk either.

turtlejc · 08-11-13, 09:21 PM

linesman dont give a fukk either

EaglesPhan36 · 08-11-13, 09:49 PM

SUNDAY MAYHEM [MLS] Chivas USA-Colorado 1st Half Over 1 [+108]
#univisiondontgiveafukk

ParlayininHTown · 08-11-13, 09:59 PM

Late-night degenerate gambling + weed + Univision's overly excited announcers and awesome commercials for prime-time soap operas + Chivas =

EaglesPhan36 · 08-11-13, 10:04 PM

Yes indeed. This will probably look like a YMCA match compared to FCD-LA ... but all that matters is gettin that cash!