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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28460

    #1
    Friday nite date update


    well how do i start.

    went to a movie, lawless, went out out to eat after at applebees,

    went back to her place, played on her ipad and said i was gonna steal it. I have go to get
    one

    Started to make out

    After a few minutes, hell maybe even an hour. I said i wish this couch was bigger so i could lay down next to you.

    Next think you know im naked in her bed and we are making out

    Yes she sucked on my and vice versa

    I was hard during all this and then she asked me if i wanted to rub lotion all over her

    I said okay and then she started rubbing it on me


    My head started racing and i kept making excuses of why i kept getting soft. Luckily i have a
    big deck head(note, i have half a dickhead)

    We giggled alot and then she said she wanted me to stick my finger in her so i can see what im doing to her

    Yep i did go down, but ****, and with a little rooster, not even sure i could get it in with the lights all the way off. I think i stuck my finger in the wrong area at first, how many damn holes are there, anyway, then i had a cramp

    She then wanted to show me what she does when im not there and pulls out a back massager and used it on her clit i guess


    This is another chick that says im the best kisser ever. So that makes like 7 women that have said that.

    She wanted me to **** her, she said she wanted me to *** in her and i think she said she wanted me to put in slow, it will get thicker and longer or something, i think, alot of mumbling.

    So no sex but i got her off i guess and she wants to meet again tonight. I had a tennis tourney earlier today which is true and yes i won. I said i had another match later and wouldnt get back until late. She just messaged me and told me to rest up and we can go out another night. She wants to ****. This driving 40 min for dates is hard also. Hate buying gas, dinner, movie just to not get a hard on.

    I would meet of course but ****, i can't maintain a hard on and no im not using any cialus or viagra whatever, . tribulus and l arginine don't do jack crap. Tried it.

    I pretty much needs something that gives me an erection and will stay that way i guess.

    I'll answer more questions if any ask.

    If anyone has hard on tricks or supplements, let me know.

    gonna watch football and check my fantasy teams
  • Louisvillekid1
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-17-07
    • 52143

    #2
    ...
    Comment
    • Avenger
      SBR MVP
      • 03-15-11
      • 2119

      #3
      2nd shift ttwarrior
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      • hawley
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-10-10
        • 14270

        #4
        Disgusting.

        Mods Saloon immediately please
        Comment
        • MUHerd37
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-23-09
          • 12816

          #5
          I don't even know what to say.
          Comment
          • The Giant
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-21-12
            • 21480

            #6
            TT, please supply us with stats on this woman.

            Age, measurements, mental status.

            I'm guessing old, fat, and batshit crazy.
            Comment
            • BIGDAY
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 02-17-10
              • 48245

              #7
              Speechless as well. Unreal
              Comment
              • Ghenghis Kahn
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-02-12
                • 19734

                #8
                how appropriate you are the mod for the fantasy forum...
                Comment
                • robmpink
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-09-07
                  • 13205

                  #9
                  They have shift warriors now? unreal.
                  Comment
                  • robmpink
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-09-07
                    • 13205

                    #10
                    After a few minutes, hell maybe even an hour. I said i wish this couch was bigger so i could lay down next to you.

                    No concept of time?
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                    • Cuse4tw
                      SBR MVP
                      • 03-16-10
                      • 2895

                      #11
                      Great motivation for all the Young guns of SBR....don't let this happen to you
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                      • Jeffie
                        SBR MVP
                        • 04-06-12
                        • 3428

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1


                        well how do i start.

                        went to a movie, lawless, went out out to eat after at applebees,

                        went back to her place, played on her ipad and said i was gonna steal it. I have go to get
                        one

                        Started to make out

                        After a few minutes, hell maybe even an hour. I said i wish this couch was bigger so i could lay down next to you.

                        Next think you know im naked in her bed and we are making out

                        Yes she sucked on my and vice versa

                        I was hard during all this and then she asked me if i wanted to rub lotion all over her

                        I said okay and then she started rubbing it on me


                        My head started racing and i kept making excuses of why i kept getting soft. Luckily i have a
                        big deck head(note, i have half a dickhead)

                        We giggled alot and then she said she wanted me to stick my finger in her so i can see what im doing to her

                        Yep i did go down, but ****, and with a little rooster, not even sure i could get it in with the lights all the way off. I think i stuck my finger in the wrong area at first, how many damn holes are there, anyway, then i had a cramp

                        She then wanted to show me what she does when im not there and pulls out a back massager and used it on her clit i guess


                        This is another chick that says im the best kisser ever. So that makes like 7 women that have said that.

                        She wanted me to **** her, she said she wanted me to *** in her and i think she said she wanted me to put in slow, it will get thicker and longer or something, i think, alot of mumbling.

                        So no sex but i got her off i guess and she wants to meet again tonight. I had a tennis tourney earlier today which is true and yes i won. I said i had another match later and wouldnt get back until late. She just messaged me and told me to rest up and we can go out another night. She wants to ****. This driving 40 min for dates is hard also. Hate buying gas, dinner, movie just to not get a hard on.

                        I would meet of course but ****, i can't maintain a hard on and no im not using any cialus or viagra whatever, . tribulus and l arginine don't do jack crap. Tried it.

                        I pretty much needs something that gives me an erection and will stay that way i guess.

                        I'll answer more questions if any ask.

                        If anyone has hard on tricks or supplements, let me know.

                        gonna watch football and check my fantasy teams
                        i stopped reading after u said u went to a movie.
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                        • mike-dub
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 01-22-11
                          • 765

                          #13
                          how many holes are there?...if you have to ask...
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                          • CanuckG
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-23-10
                            • 21978

                            #14
                            If i wasnt at a football game id post a .gif I have in mind
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                            • freeVICK
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 01-21-08
                              • 7114

                              #15
                              Let's play guess her weight... Ill start with 190
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                              • tony_come
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-31-10
                                • 21695

                                #16
                                no pic

                                next
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                                • borednaz
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-28-10
                                  • 3809

                                  #17
                                  I'm looking for the video where Austin Powers says "The Sheer Mechanics of it all defies the laws of Physics."
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                                  • MoneyLineDawg
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-01-09
                                    • 13253

                                    #18
                                    Yes she sucked on my and vice versa









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                                    • ttwarrior1
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 06-23-09
                                      • 28460

                                      #19
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                                      • Teela
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 07-19-08
                                        • 2551

                                        #20
                                        She sounds like a keeper.
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                                        • greenhippo
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 02-15-12
                                          • 9091

                                          #21
                                          Why does guy keep on with this? There's not a single guy here who actually believes he's ever gone on a date? Why keep up with lies after everyone has made it known they don't believe you?
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                                          • shari91
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 02-23-10
                                            • 32661

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by The Giant
                                            TT, please supply us with stats on this woman.

                                            Age, measurements, mental status.

                                            I'm guessing old, fat, and batshit crazy.

                                            Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                                            how appropriate you are the mod for the fantasy forum...
                                            Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg
                                            Yes she sucked on my and vice versa





                                            wtf tt
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                                            • GUMMO77
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-23-10
                                              • 9294

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by ttwarrior1

                                              Next think you know im naked in her bed and we are making out

                                              Yes she sucked on my and vice versa
                                              Comment
                                              • GUMMO77
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-23-10
                                                • 9294

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                My head started racing and i kept making excuses of why i kept getting soft.

                                                Comment
                                                • GUMMO77
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-23-10
                                                  • 9294

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                  I think i stuck my finger in the wrong area at first, how many damn holes are there, anyway, then i had a cramp
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                                                  • Bigbill365
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 06-22-12
                                                    • 4572

                                                    #26
                                                    so you sat at home on saturday night and imagined all of this then decided to write a essay.
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                                                    • GUMMO77
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-23-10
                                                      • 9294

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by ttwarrior1

                                                      She then wanted to show me what she does when im not there and pulls out a back massager and used it on her clit i guess
                                                      Comment
                                                      • GUMMO77
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 08-23-10
                                                        • 9294

                                                        #28
                                                        Comment
                                                        • InTheDrink
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-23-09
                                                          • 23983

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by GUMMO77
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                                                          • shari91
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 02-23-10
                                                            • 32661

                                                            #30
                                                            omg I'm crying gummo
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                                                            • Teela
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 07-19-08
                                                              • 2551

                                                              #31
                                                              I'm just trying to picture the back massager.

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                                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-30-08
                                                                • 81450

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by ttwarrior1


                                                                well how do i start.

                                                                went to a movie, lawless, went out out to eat after at applebees,

                                                                went back to her place, played on her ipad and said i was gonna steal it. I have go to get
                                                                one

                                                                Started to make out

                                                                After a few minutes, hell maybe even an hour. I said i wish this couch was bigger so i could lay down next to you.

                                                                Next think you know im naked in her bed and we are making out

                                                                Yes she sucked on my and vice versa

                                                                I was hard during all this and then she asked me if i wanted to rub lotion all over her

                                                                I said okay and then she started rubbing it on me


                                                                My head started racing and i kept making excuses of why i kept getting soft. Luckily i have a
                                                                big deck head(note, i have half a dickhead)

                                                                We giggled alot and then she said she wanted me to stick my finger in her so i can see what im doing to her

                                                                Yep i did go down, but ****, and with a little rooster, not even sure i could get it in with the lights all the way off. I think i stuck my finger in the wrong area at first, how many damn holes are there, anyway, then i had a cramp

                                                                She then wanted to show me what she does when im not there and pulls out a back massager and used it on her clit i guess


                                                                This is another chick that says im the best kisser ever. So that makes like 7 women that have said that.

                                                                She wanted me to **** her, she said she wanted me to *** in her and i think she said she wanted me to put in slow, it will get thicker and longer or something, i think, alot of mumbling.

                                                                So no sex but i got her off i guess and she wants to meet again tonight. I had a tennis tourney earlier today which is true and yes i won. I said i had another match later and wouldnt get back until late. She just messaged me and told me to rest up and we can go out another night. She wants to ****. This driving 40 min for dates is hard also. Hate buying gas, dinner, movie just to not get a hard on.

                                                                I would meet of course but ****, i can't maintain a hard on and no im not using any cialus or viagra whatever, . tribulus and l arginine don't do jack crap. Tried it.

                                                                I pretty much needs something that gives me an erection and will stay that way i guess.

                                                                I'll answer more questions if any ask.

                                                                If anyone has hard on tricks or supplements, let me know.

                                                                gonna watch football and check my fantasy teams
                                                                Not gonna lie, this story got me rock hard.

                                                                Not gonna lie, yes I am ashamed of that.
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                                                                • Jrod124
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 10-31-09
                                                                  • 5622

                                                                  #33
                                                                  shocked this hasn't been posted

                                                                  Cool story bro
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                                                                  • GUMMO77
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 08-23-10
                                                                    • 9294

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by shari91
                                                                    omg I'm crying gummo
                                                                    TT spun an amazing story.

                                                                    Real photos or GIFS would have been nice
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                                                                    • Marv001
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 02-27-10
                                                                      • 1147

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Thanks for posting tt, got a great laugh. Lawless was an excellent movie. Tom hardy is really making a name for himself.
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