Help, big news, big news, omfg, lmao, experts only please, date help

[ttwarrior1]

I have a date tonight as some of u may know

She told me she wants to me to stay the night and bring my pjs

Im still having hard on trouble

I don't even have pjs.

scared to ******* death

Mom gonna wake up at 3 and wonder where im at

got a small cold sore on middle upper lip, also

I may actually get laid tonight, i swear if she touches my rooster and it goes limp, well
uh, i don't know what ill do

[William Walters]

Settle down tt...........when she starts sliding up and down those rocked up triceps she won't give a shit about your limp rooster or cold sore.

[BIGDAY]

Can't make this Sh!t up.

Shari will help you through the steps pal

[downsouth]

No pjs? Easy fix, head to sports authority or Dicks and look in the camping/outdoors section.

[ttwarrior1]

not worried about the pjs , at least that means i won't be shirtless

Ill have an under armour tight shirt and some long underwear

More worried about my length and maintaining a hard on

jerking off to porn has ruint me, used to jerking off at certain times, just can't get hard when i want anymore

[Allure]

So this is how SBR generates traffic? Oh boy.

[The Giant]

These "dates" have gone on long enough.

It's time for a new storyline.

How about moving out of the house and getting a job?

Actually, that's probably so unbelievable Stephen King wouldn't write it.

[BigDeem5]

This is pathetic, no other way to describe it, boys.

You don't have PJ's? Wtf. Wear a damn pair of shorts and no shirt. Oh wait, wear a shirt.

Second don't even wear underwear. Chicks love when they slide down and feel your rooster bro - no need for under armor long underwear. Shave your fkin sack/pubic region/taint. We all know you haven't had sex in your lifetime, so it may take 45 minutes - but get it done.

Third, have a little to drink, loosen you up a bit and don't think about getting a hard on pal.

Fourth, don't grunt like you're in the gym if you actually do the deed.

Fifth, don't wear a rubber.

Your welcome.

[High3rEl3m3nt]

Do men wear pjs? I absolutely detest them.

[BigDeem5]

You wear Pj's if you're unfit. Most fit males wear shorts/ flannel pants and no shirt to bed.

[hawley]

Can't make this Sh!t up.

Shari will help you through the steps pal

Can make this shit up.

We get the same old lies from him every couple of weeks.

[hawley]

You wear Pj's if you're unfit. Most fit males wear shorts/ flannel pants and no shirt to bed.

What do you wear when you are morbidly obese?

TT this girl got a super king bed? only way you are staying the night pal.

[ttwarrior1]

****, do i need a condom , **** condoms, if i put one on it wouldnt fit after it goes limp

[ttwarrior1]

giant i live at home because i take care of my sick uncle and handicapped sister, didnt u know this???

I do have a job, sbr mod, shampoo carpets 1 or 2 hours a day and worked at a car factory from 93 to 2001

various other jobs.,

date stuff has gone on long enough??? Just because you stay home on friday nights and are unhappy with your life so you degen your money away, doesn't mean others on sbr are like that

My thread and posts are legit

[High3rEl3m3nt]

TT, you need to start masturbating with condoms on just to make sure you can perform with one on. I was in a serious relationship and didn't have to worry about them. Broke up with her and went wild. One of the first hookups and I put one of those on and it was like I was speaking Mandarin to my di.ck. He didn't understand what was going on and I felt ashamed.

[ttwarrior1]

big deem,i doubt u will even be alive when your 25 let alone any other age.

I could go 24 7 back in the day, not anymore


Most on sbr only jerk off and never have sex so they probaly don't have sex
the rest are queers so they probaly like it in the ass

[ttwarrior1]

[ZetaPsi808]

big deem,i doubt u will even be alive when your 25 let alone any other age.

I could go 24 7 back in the day, not anymore


Most on sbr only jerk off and never have sex so they probaly don't have sex
the rest are queers so they probaly like it in the ass

lmao at TT stereotyping the whole forum. I love SBR

I thnk Deemer actually pulls broads tho

[ttwarrior1]

deemer pull broads?????? lmao

i think he is gay, he looks gay, he won't be around long, probaly have a ghost soon.

He'll never be a legend like me

[Grits n' Gravy]

big deem,i doubt u will even be alive when your 25 let alone any other age.

I could go 24 7 back in the day, not anymore

Most on sbr only jerk off and never have sex so they probaly don't have sex
the rest are queers so they probaly like it in the ass

When you were going 24/7 back in the day though you were catching. Some mammals like the white trash walrus just aren't meant to spawn.

[GamblerSpirit]

Tt is a legend. Nobody eats pies like he does. he doesnt even need time to chew them down, only one bite and gulp it's gone. Way to pride yourself tittywarrior

[mike-dub]

why wouldnt you want to wear a condom...who knows wear that va-jay-jays been....

[Teela]

If she can get past the cold sore and the long underwear, I don't think you have to worry about anything else.

[greenhippo]

These "dates" have gone on long enough.

It's time for a new storyline.

How about moving out of the house and getting a job?

Actually, that's probably so unbelievable Stephen King wouldn't write it.

[High3rEl3m3nt]

I don't think TT ever has to work again. He's a genuine southern millionaire. TT, you gonna buy some big boy toys? Post up some pics that will make us all envy you.