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  • The Kraken
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    • 12-25-11
    • 28918

    #1
    Diet for all the fat fukks in PLAYERS TALK
    oops delete this post LOU_BERT
  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63172

    #2
    Alright boys, kri_archie is here to help you all out.

    I know the obesity rate in America is like 50% or something and here on SBR it's around 80% for America posters.

    So SBRJOHN has asked me to post this diet here to improve the overall health of the forum.

    If you STICK to this diet STRICTLY, you are guaranteed to lose fat. This is a great diet and is pretty simple. You can make small changes and if you're not very active, you can cut out meals 2 and 4 and replace them with protein shakes that are no more than 200calories.

    So here it is....


    Breakfast: 5 or 6 egg whites. May replace 2 egg whites with 1 whole egg if wanted. You can also eat about 1/2 cup of oats.

    Meal 2- 4oz Tuna, 1/4c Brown rice and VEGES (broccoli, carrots, asparagus)

    Meal 3- 4oz. Chicken, VEGES, small sweet potatoe if wanted

    Meal 4- 4 oz Chicken or some sort of lean fish and VEGES Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Meal 5- 4 oz of Tilapia................... AND VEGES

    Cut back on your simple carbs. Get rid of sodas. No more cupcakes TTwarrior. Sweeper, limit alcohol and fruits Cook most food on Sunday and pre-package into containers and bring to work. Everything microwavable.

    Take before pics.

    Follow diet.

    Take after pics.

    Post pics

    100% guaranteed
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    • The Kraken
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      • 12-25-11
      • 28918

      #3
      Unreal Chi_Archie....

      You get it pal.

      Archie stick to this diet and get your old body shell back

      Hope your hand is healing nicely
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      • ttwarrior1
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        • 06-23-09
        • 28460

        #4
        already knew all this, dont care, and cant eat that many times, couldnt eat breaksfast if you paid me
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        • High3rEl3m3nt
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-28-10
          • 8022

          #5
          Mr. K is pretty selfless to post this for everyone. Most people would just copy and paste some crap. No, K writes it out and makes it nice and easy to read and follow. I am putting my lab on this diet.
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          • Chi_archie
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-22-08
            • 63172

            #6
            also stick to a very high volume workout. lots of sets

            if you need help Mayan, the most knowledgable poster here on working out, will be glad to assist
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            • The Kraken
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              • 12-25-11
              • 28918

              #7
              TT,

              Just follow the diet.

              TT,

              I can make you happy pal.

              TT,

              You'll be able to get an erection longer than 5 seconds

              TT,

              You cut out meals 2&4, replace with shakes, no need to eat 5 meals, only on days you lift
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              • Brock Landers
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 06-30-08
                • 45359

                #8
                I like pizza and steak too much

                Need to get into running
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                • The Kraken
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                  • 12-25-11
                  • 28918

                  #9
                  Running is ok but will take it's toll on your ankles, knees, hips and back Brock. We're not spring chickens anymore.

                  Your joints will thank you if you go on this diet for 8 weeks before starting to run
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                  • Chi_archie
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-22-08
                    • 63172

                    #10
                    brock follow this diet for 8 weeks you'll be like this




                    you'll have the speed, agilty, and endurance to rob banks the old fashioned way
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                    • The Kraken
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-25-11
                      • 28918

                      #11
                      Alright boys, Kraken is here to help you all out.

                      I know the obesity rate in America is like 50% or something and here on SBR it's around 80% for America posters.

                      So SBRJOHN has asked me to post this diet here to improve the overall health of the forum.

                      If you STICK to this diet STRICTLY, you are guaranteed to lose fat. This is a great diet and is pretty simple. You can make small changes and if you're not very active, you can cut out meals 2 and 4 and replace them with protein shakes that are no more than 200calories.

                      So here it is....


                      Breakfast: 5 or 6 egg whites. May replace 2 egg whites with 1 whole egg if wanted. You can also eat about 1/2 cup of oats.

                      Meal 2- 4oz Tuna, 1/4c Brown rice and VEGES (broccoli, carrots, asparagus)

                      Meal 3- 4oz. Chicken, VEGES, small sweet potatoe if wanted

                      Meal 4- 4 oz Chicken or some sort of lean fish and VEGES Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

                      Meal 5- 4 oz of Tilapia................... AND VEGES

                      Cut back on your simple carbs. Get rid of sodas. No more cupcakes TTwarrior. Sweeper, limit alcohol and fruits Cook most food on Sunday and pre-package into containers and bring to work. Everything microwavable.

                      Take before pics.

                      Follow diet.

                      Take after pics.

                      Post pics

                      100% guaranteed
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                      • Chi_archie
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-22-08
                        • 63172

                        #12
                        well diet and 7,500 more of these fly routes


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                        • Brock Landers
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 06-30-08
                          • 45359

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Chi_archie
                          well diet and 7,500 more of these fly routes


                          LOL
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                          • MoneyLineDawg
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-01-09
                            • 13253

                            #14
                            Yup good call Chi_Krakie.....this type of diet will definitely work....Im eating similar now but not as strict and working out hard 5-6 days a week

                            Im not eating as perfect as this but if you do this type of diet, you will drop fat 100%
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                            • physed
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-29-09
                              • 1176

                              #15
                              boring bland
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                              • newguy
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 12-27-09
                                • 6100

                                #16
                                Boys. Check out my fitness pal dot com. I am down 40 lbs since January. You make it work for you. Can eat whatever you want. Your welcome.
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                                • BIGDAY
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 02-17-10
                                  • 48245

                                  #17
                                  Hit the gym, Nuf said
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                                  • UntilTheNDofTimE
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 05-29-08
                                    • 9285

                                    #18
                                    Archie i tried a diet for a couple weeks. Trying to loose about 30 pounds( gained 30 pounds in 6 months after a employment change( or lack there of) ). My old job alone used to burn 500-1500 calories a day.

                                    In any case i ate cereal or oatmeal for breakfast/nighttime meal. Ate grapes/ oranges/apples/peaches for a snack. And had about a 600 calorie meal for dinner. In any case i was always hungry even if i drank a lot of water.

                                    Would bike 10 miles a day.

                                    Ive always ate tons of fast food, and drink lots of sodas and lots of beer. My previously physical demanding jobs kept me in shape though.

                                    Id almost rather eat what i want and be slightly overweight then eat like a twink and always feel hungry
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                                    • King Mayan
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-22-10
                                      • 21326

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                      also stick to a very high volume workout. lots of sets

                                      if you need help Mayan, the most knowledgable poster here on working out, will be glad to assist
                                      Chi, when did I say I was the most knowledgable??

                                      Everybody is different, I've tried every type of bodybuilding workouts, and volume works great for me.. It doesn't mean it works for everybody...

                                      Kraken nice diet.. I would boost up the carbs in the morning but that's me...
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                                      • Chi_archie
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-22-08
                                        • 63172

                                        #20
                                        yeah I bet that Pepsi job with all the pallets they wanted you to do burned closer to 2k calories

                                        plus you don't play hoops as much or drink and run, since the ankle incident

                                        it only gets worse Unitdimer, as your metabolism changes

                                        i balooned up to almost 260 after age of 32 and getting engaged...

                                        slowly worked it down to 220 the last 2 years
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                                        • Vitooch
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-26-11
                                          • 3470

                                          #21
                                          Check out Mike Dolce's "Living Lean". Great recipes, workout plans that work..Dude is a genius when it comes to fitness and cutting weight.
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                                          • Chi_archie
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-22-08
                                            • 63172

                                            #22
                                            don't forget to do 1 arm barbell clean and jerks with 40-60% of your bodyweight

                                            great for getting ripped and for overall lower back health
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                                            • UntilTheNDofTimE
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 05-29-08
                                              • 9285

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                              yeah I bet that Pepsi job with all the pallets they wanted you to do burned closer to 2k calories

                                              plus you don't play hoops as much or drink and run, since the ankle incident

                                              it only gets worse Unitdimer, as your metabolism changes

                                              i balooned up to almost 260 after age of 32 and getting engaged...

                                              slowly worked it down to 220 the last 2 years
                                              Ive been hooping a lot more now. Trying to get my stamina back. My ankle is fine but i was never a runner. Thats why i try to ride atleast 40 miles a week on the bike im burning about 2,000 calories there and its very easy on the body. I just gotta stop being lazy.

                                              Dang archie were getting old when we have to start counting calories. Maybe i should just go get a job at coke instead of a office job.
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                                              • Nick Papageorgio
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-07-12
                                                • 2396

                                                #24
                                                Taco bell diet menu
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                                                • BIGDAY
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 02-17-10
                                                  • 48245

                                                  #25
                                                  Mayan is 100% correct. Try as many diet/workout plans as you can until you get the best results.

                                                  Every body burns differently and reacts to weights differently.
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                                                  • darkhat
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-18-10
                                                    • 5722

                                                    #26
                                                    If you want to lose weight it's simple..

                                                    Eat one meal a day, and keep it under 500 calories. I don't care what everyone says about like 50 little meals. If you literally starve yourself or a month you will lose weight.
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                                                    • Marigold HD
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-03-07
                                                      • 5053

                                                      #27
                                                      Can't do this diet right now. I am currently working at a restaurant and eat like a king every day. Steak, burgers, fried chicken, seafood etc
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                                                      • The Kraken
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 12-25-11
                                                        • 28918

                                                        #28
                                                        Boys this is great. "my" diet is only one of many. I love everyone giving their ideas. The more ideas here the easier it will be for someone to find one that works.

                                                        As for getting in the gym, I personally can't lift anything heavier than my cokk, or about 90#. So I've been forced to find ways to stay fit without going to the gym. I used to be a workout junkie. Now Im focusing more on diet. This diet works. Not just for me. It's actually similar what bodybuilders/bikini models eat when they're not training for comps, just to stay lean but not single digit BF% ripped.

                                                        Learn everything you can. But don't over think it. If you're confused which diet is best, start with the one Chi_Archie (FOKKING legend) posted. It maybe somewhat bland but fukk, being fat ain't no fun either. Also the goal is to lose fat, or mirror weight, not scale weight. Lots of muscle and water lost in diets, you want to minimize that and maximize fat loss.

                                                        If you're happy, then fukk it, no need to change anything. This is for those guys that want to change, that aren't happy when they look in the mirror. That don't feel comfortable in their own skin.

                                                        Now GET TO EATING HEALTHY SBR....

                                                        SBRJOHN, When you gonna get that nutrition sub-forum up? Do I still get to moderate?
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                                                        • ttwarrior1
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                                                          • 06-23-09
                                                          • 28460

                                                          #29
                                                          high volume is not the way to go, its a joke, and its anaerobic activity, i love all these supposed experts on here
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                                                          • Chi_archie
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-22-08
                                                            • 63172

                                                            #30
                                                            30+ sets for back, chest, legs
                                                            20+ for shoulders
                                                            15-20 for biceps
                                                            12-14 tricpes
                                                            200 3 second kegal squeeze reps per day, work up to 10 sets of 10 reps with a ten lb dumbell tied to your kok

                                                            boyzzz, its common sense if one set is good, two is better and 20-30 is optimal!!!
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                                                            • ttwarrior1
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 06-23-09
                                                              • 28460

                                                              #31
                                                              sorry warmup sets and 1 set to failure is best for building muscle, u dont lift to lose fat, . That routine u have listed will do nothing but make you injured and maybe even lose strength and stamina

                                                              If ten sets of 10 is good, then 11 must even be better huh? Not, 9 sets sucks, 10 and 11 sucks

                                                              warmup sets and 1 set to failure, aka progressive resistance and progressive overload.
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                                                              • Chi_archie
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-22-08
                                                                • 63172

                                                                #32
                                                                20 sets doing one arm clean and jerks with 40-60% of body weight if you are pressed for time
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                                                                • freeVICK
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 01-21-08
                                                                  • 7114

                                                                  #33
                                                                  seriously take a look into "Ideal Shape Meal Replacement Shakes" can also be used as a workout supplement shake

                                                                  has a hunger suppressant ingredient, only 120 calories and most importantly tastes really good (gotta get chocolate)

                                                                  dont need to lose weight, but i drink this for breakfast and after workouts
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                                                                  • hawley
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 05-10-10
                                                                    • 14270

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                                    sorry warmup sets and 1 set to failure is best for building muscle, u dont lift to lose fat, . That routine u have listed will do nothing but make you injured and maybe even lose strength and stamina

                                                                    If ten sets of 10 is good, then 11 must even be better huh? Not, 9 sets sucks, 10 and 11 sucks

                                                                    warmup sets and 1 set to failure, aka progressive resistance and progressive overload.

                                                                    Yes lets take fitness advice from you, the fattest poster on the forum.


                                                                    A picture speaks a thousand words son....And your pictures make it very clear you have no idea about fitness or diet.
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                                                                    • InTheDrink
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-23-09
                                                                      • 23983

                                                                      #35
                                                                      tt i need to get under 25:00 in my 5k and i need to build my core

                                                                      tt help me build my core

                                                                      tt you are my only answer

                                                                      tt
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