JJ gold or poster dad, i need help please read

jjgold · 08-04-12, 01:47 PM

I tried a lot of shit
Extensions, Burlap Wrapped Rubber Devices, Pills, took the shot to

I can get hard behind a keyboard or with a Domantrix whipping me or putting me up on a pinwheel

I tighten up with hookers, say hard for about 30 seconds and pray I *** in those 30 seconds

I still think it goes back to 5 years ago when I was banging a hooker in an alley, I was hard as a rock and afterwards stayed hard and it would not go down so what I did was "Freeze The rooster or a method call Cubing" I literally froze my rooster with ice and it did work and went down but I think I killed some nerve endings and now have issues.

TTWARRIOR I would try over the counter Sex Cappers, Lead Pills or maybe Stick Pellets if these do not work go to a DR and get Viagara

Only issue with that is sometimes it stays up for 24-32 hrs and feels weird if your out in public and wearing tight sweats

Good luck pal

ttwarrior1 · 08-04-12, 01:55 PM

mathdotcom · 08-04-12, 01:56 PM

coach tell us more about a Sexual Pinwheel

Chimneyfish · 08-04-12, 02:01 PM

If you watch porn too much and jack off too much you won't be able to get it up for the type of girls who you can get.

Br0nxer · 08-04-12, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I tried a lot of shit
Extensions, Burlap Wrapped Rubber Devices, Pills, took the shot to

I can get hard behind a keyboard or with a Domantrix whipping me or putting me up on a pinwheel

I tighten up with hookers, say hard for about 30 seconds and pray I *** in those 30 seconds

I still think it goes back to 5 years ago when I was banging a hooker in an alley, I was hard as a rock and afterwards stayed hard and it would not go down so what I did was "Freeze The rooster or a method call Cubing" I literally froze my rooster with ice and it did work and went down but I think I killed some nerve endings and now have issues.

TTWARRIOR I would try over the counter Sex Cappers, Lead Pills or maybe Stick Pellets if these do not work go to a DR and get Viagara

Only issue with that is sometimes it stays up for 24-32 hrs and feels weird if your out in public and wearing tight sweats

Good luck pal

The Kraken · 08-04-12, 02:03 PM

Losing weight may help resolve erectile dysfunction in obese men, according to research presented at the 103rd Annual Scientific Meeting of the American Urological Association (AUA). Morbid obesity can cause sexual dysfunction independent of other common confounders, including diabetes, hypertension and smoking. In this study from researchers in Boston and Philadelphia, sexual function was normalized in some men who underwent gastric bypass surgery for weight loss.

Gastric Bypass Surgery Restores Sexual Function In Morbidly Obese Men

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/05/080515072749.htm

Losing weight may help resolve erectile dysfunction in obese men. Morbid obesity can cause sexual dysfunction independent of other common confounders, including diabetes, hypertension and smoking.

ttwarrior1 · 08-04-12, 02:03 PM

chim i hope this is not true or im in big trouble. Ever since i dropped about 30 pounds, moved up a level in tennis league and became a mod, its like everywhere i go there is a shining light on me and everyone knows that i must be somebody.

No idea why but babes are ******* all over me. This happened back to me in 90 , 93 and 98, and now again in 2012. 98 to 2012 is a long time

ttwarrior1 · 08-04-12, 02:04 PM

i don't have erictile dysfunction and ive lost 30 pounds

freeVICK · 08-04-12, 02:05 PM

Easy. You're gay simple as that

Smoke · 08-04-12, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Chimneyfish

If you watch porn too much and jack off too much you won't be able to get it up for the type of girls who you can get.

ding ding ding

we have a winner

your prize is a romantic dinner with titty

Jerm3462 · 08-04-12, 02:08 PM

Most obese males have small penises.
Maybe the anxiety stems from this fact I dunno, but girls dont really care about size believe it or not.
They just want to get off, and have a guy that doesn't bust in 90 seconds.
You ever seen the tiny dildos some of them use?

Br0nxer · 08-04-12, 02:11 PM

titty go apply for another government assistance program you fukkin bum

milwaukee mike · 08-04-12, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

ding ding ding

we have a winner

your prize is a romantic dinner with titty

either I'm really smashed or this is the best post you've ever made smokey

The Kraken · 08-04-12, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

I can't seem to maintain a hardon for more than 5 seconds. No idea whats going on. Do i need viagra ,preferably something over the counter.

Last night after making out with this chick, severe anxiety came over me and I couldn't get it up.

We made out almost 2 hours. I even went down on her and sucked her

for almost an hour and im 7 for 7 on women saying im the best kisser ever. I guess because of sucking on twinkies, and having big lips. Who knows.

I would be hard and the second i would go to put it in or she would touch it, it would go limp

I know jj knows what im talking about since we have similar rooster sizes. Not fun having a chick touch a 3 inch limp dick.

I know there is alot of stuff on the market, enzyte, and some other products with a lion or tiger on it.

So not sure. This chick was hot as hell too. She said i didnt want to have sex with her and that i wanted to make love to her and thats probaly why i couldn't get it up, which is true.

I didn't want sex, i wanted sex with a physical, emotional and spiritual attachment. She didnt want a LTR but now today after last night she is now in love with me and i may be the same

Well you could lose 230 pounds and still be obese son.

But after re-reading your post, I've found another probable culprit. You're used to sucking on twinkies with you big twinkie sucking lips and the fact she didn't have a twinkie for you to suck on was probably a HUGE turnoff.

The severe anxiety was likely a result of you having just realized that it was the twinkie sucking that you really enjoyed and that's what gets you hard.

That and not having eaten chick fil-a in over a week. Withdraws are a bitch.

Iwinyourmoney · 08-04-12, 02:16 PM

Look at this poor looser trying to fit in. No girl wants to touch you nasty ass.

Saloon this shit.

freeVICK · 08-04-12, 02:18 PM

Odds this even happened?

ttwarrior1 · 08-04-12, 02:21 PM

+ 1 mill and all in, i win on that bet at least

mynameismud · 08-04-12, 02:45 PM

tt...if you get hard and then lose it before its time to insert...its 95% mental.

BigDeem5 · 08-04-12, 03:13 PM

This is the most pathetic thread I've read on SBR yet. This is for the simple fact that I believe, ttwarrior. Here's the issue pal, endurance. Run a couple fkin miles on the treadmill. The more physically fit you are, the harder/longer one can last.

Also, try to have sex with some fat chicks, I'm assuming this one was already fat but that way if you ever get a decent chick, she will make you hard as rock because you aren't used to 4 or 5. Stick to the 2/3's to get your confidence up.

Also, stop masturbating to male tennis players, not gunna help.

That is all.

The Giant · 08-04-12, 03:25 PM

TT, what is your secret to being a great kisser?

Do you use a lot of tongue, or just tease them with it?

Where are your hands? In their hair, on their face, on their body?

Give me some pointers, man.

Roxxyfish · 08-04-12, 03:29 PM

Dutch · 08-04-12, 03:37 PM

Be aggressive. "Take" her. If you want her on her knees, don't tell her, grab her and put her in the position you want. She'll dig it and it'll get the blood flowing to your 3 inch wenis.

All men instinctively understand what I'm saying. Most don't have the balls to do it.

ProfitBettingSov · 08-04-12, 03:39 PM

If your dick goes limp when she touches it, then it's a sign that you're gay.

Try hooking up with a man to see if you go limp or not to confirm.

Roxxyfish · 08-04-12, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by ProfitBetting

If your dick goes limp when she touches it, then it's a sign that you're gay.

Try hooking up with a man to see if you go limp or not to confirm.

all bullshit,its a fact no female human beeing would touch this obese fat fukk with his unwashed ass,did you tell her about your "towel " hobby?? profit betting might be right, what happens in your pant when you look at men ??

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MC PICKS · 08-04-12, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

chim i hope this is not true or im in big trouble. Ever since i dropped about 30 pounds, moved up a level in tennis league and became a mod, its like everywhere i go there is a shining light on me and everyone knows that i must be somebody.

No idea why but babes are ******* all over me. This happened back to me in 90 , 93 and 98, and now again in 2012. 98 to 2012 is a long time

jjgold · 08-04-12, 03:57 PM

I would fuk any chick if given the chance

freeVICK · 08-04-12, 04:01 PM

If a 800lb sumo wrestler drank like 10 gallons of whole milk, the facal matter produced the next day would be extremely similar to TT

ttwarrior1 · 08-04-12, 06:22 PM

JMobile · 08-04-12, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney

Look at this poor looser trying to fit in. No girl wants to touch you nasty ass.

Saloon this shit.

LOL

oh and.....

boeing power · 08-04-12, 07:02 PM

This fat Fuk has some imagination, too bad he doesn't have as much determination to find a job.

Chimneyfish · 08-04-12, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

chim i hope this is not true or im in big trouble.

If you look at porn then try to find videos with girls who are even uglier and fatter than the ones you're getting. I don't mean that as an insult, it's real advice. Same concept as the reason why baseball players put a donut on their bat to add weight while warming up in the on-deck circle.

Dutch · 08-04-12, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by Chimneyfish

Same concept as the reason why baseball players put a donut on their bat to add weight while warming up in the on-deck circle.

So basically what you're saying is he should eat a bunch of donuts and then cry himself to sleep, yeah?

Dad · 08-06-12, 12:55 PM

TT I cannot help you with this. I dont know anything about erectile dysfunction. My boners work just fine.

tony_come · 08-06-12, 01:07 PM

Your nerves are fukk

take a pill