(man did i rob the home depot today)

[BEANTOWNJIM]

OH MAN THIS IS A CLASSIC I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND I SEE YURI AND HIS SON BUSTING THERE BALLS MOVING OUT AN OLD STOVE FOR THE TRASH I COULD HAVE BEEN A NICE GUY AND LET THE F-CKING RUSSIAN USE MY DOLLY BUT F-CK HIM WITH ALL THE AGGRAVATION HE GIVES ME.F-CKING YURI IS YELLING AT HIS KID HIS KID IS A LITTLE ON THE FLABBY SIDE AND YOU CAN TELL HE ISNT ENJOYING MOVING THIS HEAVY STOVE THIS IS F-CKING GREAT


I MIGHT WALK BY WITH MY DOG AND ASK YURI IF HE WANTS TO USE MY NEW DOLLY NOW THAT THE HEAVY STOVE IS ON THE SIDEWALK OH MAN I LOVE BUSTING THIS GUYS BALLS

[Mr KLC]

OH MAN THIS IS A CLASSIC I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND I SEE YURI AND HIS SON BUSTING THERE BALLS MOVING OUT AN OLD STOVE FOR THE TRASH I COULD HAVE BEEN A NICE GUY AND LET THE F-CKING RUSSIAN USE MY DOLLY BUT F-CK HIM WITH ALL THE AGGRAVATION HE GIVES ME.F-CKING YURI IS YELLING AT HIS KID HIS KID IS A LITTLE ON THE FLABBY SIDE AND YOU CAN TELL HE ISNT ENJOYING MOVING THIS HEAVY STOVE THIS IS F-CKING GREAT


I MIGHT WALK BY WITH MY DOG AND ASK YURI IF HE WANTS TO USE MY NEW DOLLY NOW THAT THE HEAVY STOVE IS ON THE SIDEWALK OH MAN I LOVE BUSTING THIS GUYS BALLS

Even better, instead of taking the dog for a walk, take the dolly for a walk while he's out there.

[paranoyd androyd]

[dfberger23]

[GamblerSpirit]

Damn this guy is retarded. Yo JIM, you're no good than the black ppl you stereotype, ******* thief.

[crustyme]

you didnt steal from the black cashier, you stole from the white owner.

oops.

[ChalkyDog]

Fukkin' sharp, Jim.

Very intuitive. Almost scientific. You had a hypothesis, tested it, and were correct.

Nobody shed a tear for a corporation of that size, if it was the damn local hardware store, or even ACE, I would not be as OK with it.

Jim using true American innovation right there. Next time I go to buy something heavy, I will be doing the same thing.

[TheCentaur]

They still made money off of the deal

[LordVodka]

One of the best posts I've seen on this site.

[Deal With It]

I bet your kids are proud of you. Happy Father's Day thief!

[Deuce]

Unreal posts in this thread. loling

[onlooker]

One of the best posts I've seen on this site.

Agreed. I was just going to post that is the best thread in a while.

There is some funny posts in here.

Funny stuff.

[LordVodka]

I'm pretty sure most of this stuff is made up but who even cares. His classic post on therx about the lawn mower is just as good as this one.

[ParlayininHTown]

They still made money off of the deal

Exactly. What he bought cost more than the dolly. He didn't come out with a profit.
It's all about making money, Jim. Next time, steal something that's worth more than what you purchased

[SteelRain]

barry feinstein will not be happy about this btj! You need to respect barry , he got you of doing hard time. He is your friend and lawyer. Please don't burden my people with any more of your crime. You are my hero btj!

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[baskets]

this is what I'm fukking talking about, boys!!!!

YOU CAN'T KEEP THE FUKKING BTJ DOWN!!! THE MAN IS THE SHIT!!!


1. HE KNOWS THE NIGERIANS
2. HE KNOWS THEIR SMELL
3. SEE 1 AND 2 AND CALL IT A FUKKING DAY


HELL, THE EXCITEMENT AND ENTHUSIASM IS CONTAGIOUS!! I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO START FUKKING POWER POSTING IN ALL CAPS, BOYS!!!! GODDAMN PROUD OF MY FELLOW HUMANKIND WHEN HE CAN POST ABOUT THE NIGERIANS AND TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!

WHAT A GREAT DAY!!!

WE NEED MORE BTJ'S IN THE WORLD, BOYS!!! GREAT DAY, SBR!! GREAT DAY!!!

[LordVodka]

this is what I'm fukking talking about, boys!!!!

YOU CAN'T KEEP THE FUKKING BTJ DOWN!!! THE MAN IS THE SHIT!!!


1. HE KNOWS THE NIGERIANS
2. HE KNOWS THEIR SMELL
3. SEE 1 AND 2 AND CALL IT A FUKKING DAY


HELL, THE EXCITEMENT AND ENTHUSIASM IS CONTAGIOUS!! I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO START FUKKING POWER POSTING IN ALL CAPS, BOYS!!!! GODDAMN PROUD OF MY FELLOW HUMANKIND WHEN HE CAN POST ABOUT THE NIGERIANS AND TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!

WHAT A GREAT DAY!!!

WE NEED MORE BTJ'S IN THE WORLD, BOYS!!! GREAT DAY, SBR!! GREAT DAY!!!

Yeah it was a good story but I dont agree with the racism. I think we just like how he paints the story.

[baskets]

My Lord, it's not racism. It's realism. Big difference.

Your honor, Exhibit A!!!

[paco]

Irish Boston people < black homeless ppeople

[GOIRISH]

clean up the old water heater, and put it in the new water heater box. Return it and boom ++ev

[onlooker]

Some of you guys take these threads to seriously. Look pass the racism and see the funny stories.

[raydog]

am i the only one who is extremely happy to see this thread and not another whoreshit thread about jim being a bonus bitch and crying about bi or heritage? i mean for fukksakes that shit gets old, jimmy...

[jsmithj88]

OP's thread isnt racist, it was actually funny
baskets on the other hand is a racist

[bettilimbroke999]

What tha hell? Stole the dolly?

Do you go to Walmart and steal the shopping cart too?

BTJ you definitely got a little black in ya somewhere along the line

This is behavior typical of your average ******, they go into clothing stores here in Memphis and say hey the cashier forgot to ring up the clothes I have on I guess they're free

[Thor4140]

These would be called hand carts in my neck of the woods Two wheel dolly

[baskets]

OP's thread isnt racist, it was actually funny
baskets on the other hand is a racist

there goes jsmith crying like a bitch again. do yourself a favor and spend some real time w/ some animals.... then you'll be singing a different tune



a kiss for you

[The Prick]

jajajaja well at least beaner aint ripped off a legit offshore for a change, otherwise we woulda read about that for years

[soxwin1917]

There's a guy in my building who is just like Jim. Every woman is a "oyster" and he's always mad about the Polish people and "negros". Small world.

[soxwin1917]

*For the record "oyster" is SBR's choice of word. The one I typed starts with C and rhymes with "runt"

[jsmithj88]

there goes jsmith crying like a bitch again. do yourself a favor and spend some real time w/ some animals.... then you'll be singing a different tune



a kiss for you

theres that crying bitch baskets again trying to defend his racism
do urself a favor and reread some of ur posts, u will realize ur a racist, every1 here already knows it
dont be jealous i complimented the OP, ur not funny at all, just a plain racist
dont deny it, embrace it, its who and what u are

the end.


no kiss for u

[Brick]

bad nina is calling every home depot in the New England area as we speak

lol, no shit....where did this snitch run off to anyway?

[MC PICKS]

*For the record "oyster" is SBR's choice of word. The one I typed starts with C and rhymes with "runt"

Use TWAT, they dont edit that one and it gets the same point across as the C word.

[baskets]

theres that crying bitch baskets again trying to defend his racism
do urself a favor and reread some of ur posts, u will realize ur a racist, every1 here already knows it
dont be jealous i complimented the OP, ur not funny at all, just a plain racist
dont deny it, embrace it, its who and what u are

the end.


no kiss for u

it's not racism, blowhard. it's realism. spend some time with these animals and you'll change your clueless views real quick

no kiss for you this time.... just my dick in your ass.. with a special dipping right back into your mouth!!!!

[DOMINATER]

Beantown, what the hell are you going to do with that , how often will you really use it. Try writing some checks to your favorite charities to make up for the mistake you made. In the long run you will win some extra games if you follow my advice. I really like you and found you to be an all around cool guy, whatever you decide to do is all good. I wrote a check to Big Brothers for three hundred dollars ans sent it out. If you choose not to do anything I covered you , I think everyone wins lol.

[princecharles]

Beantown I'm disappointed in you.
You should have also used the 10% off coupon you can print from the net to reduce the water heater by another $37.