(man did i rob the home depot today)

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS I HAVE TO TELL YOU I MADE A NICE SCORE TODAY AT THE HOME DEPOT I HAD TO BUY A WATER HEATER I WASNT HAPPY ABOUT THAT IT COST ME 387 DOLLARS.I HAD A GREAT IDEA I KNOW THE BLACK CASHIERS ARE DUMBER THAN DIRT ESPECIALLY THE BLACK GUYS SO I LOOKED AT THE DUMBEST GUY ON THE REGISTAR AND I CALMY WALKED UP TO HIM WITH A BRAND NEW TWO WHEEL DOLLY FROM THE HOME DEPOT STORE.THE TWO WHEELER COST 115 DOLLARS.THE F-CKING NIGERIAN SCANS THE WATER HEATER AND JUST LIKE I THOUGHT HE MUST HAVE THOUGHT THE DOLLY WAS MINE AND I BROUGHT IT IN TO CARRY OUT THE WATER HEATER

THE BOTTOM LINE BOYS IT SUCKED I HAD TO PAY FOR A NEW WATER HEATER BUT I GOT A FREE 2 WHEEL DOLLY THAT WILL COME IN REAL HANDY WHEN YOUR MOVING OUT HEAVY OBJECTS LIKE A REFRIGERATOR.

THIS ALMOST MAKES UP FOR THE NIGERIAN STEALING MY LAWNMOWER I AM TELLING YOU BOYS THESE BLACK GUYS AT THE HOME DEPOT DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING.

WATER HEATER -387 DOLLARS
TWO WHEEL DOLLY +115

ANOTHER GOOD DAY FOR BEANTOWNJIM AT THE HOME DEPOT

[Br0nxer]

[yisman]

You're proud of yourself for stealing?

[tb1984]

Karma

[BEANTOWNJIM]

ITS NOT STEALING YISMAN IF THE BLACK GUY HAD ASKED ME TO PAY FOR IT I WOULD HAVE TOLD HIM I DONT WANT IT I JUST WANTED TO USE IT TO TAKE THE HEATER TO MY CAR. ONCE IT WAS OUT OF THE STORE IT BECAME MY PROPERTY YISMAN I COULD HAVE BROUGHT IT BACK TO THE STORE BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE GIVING THEM AWAY FOR FATHERS DAY

BOYS YOU CAN MAKE SOME GOOD DEALS IF YOU PICK OUT THE RIGHT NIGERIANS AT THE HOME DEPOT

[MC PICKS]

BOYS YOU CAN MAKE SOME GOOD DEALS IF YOU PICK OUT THE RIGHT NIGERIANS AT THE HOME DEPOT

[a4u2fear]

Haha nice

[jnickell100]

What a racist piece of shit

[Br0nxer]

jeem is this the one

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[flyingillini]

Barry Feinstein will not be happy about this BTJ! You need to respect Barry , he got you of doing hard time. He is your friend and lawyer. Please don't burden my people with any more of your crime. You are my hero BTJ!

[nosniboR11]

so you are proud of being a thief, does not surprise me nicky, you are a piece of shit

[Ghenghis Kahn]

Well done you fuckin ghoul. Who said white trash pimpin was easy amirite?

WHY IS MY CAPS EDITED? WTF? WHY CAN THIS GHOUL DO IT BUT WON'T LET ME?

[DJ Dalamar]

jeem is this the one

Counting's not your strong point is it?

[NYSportsGuy210]

How did you know the cashier at the Home Depot was Nigerian and not from say.....the Congo?

[InTheDrink]

What a scumbag

[Cougar Bait]

Good job Jimmy

My GF approves I read her the post you are her favorite poster

She says that's what the Home Depot gets, fukem

[onlooker]

Counting's not your strong point is it?

[Br0nxer]

Counting's not your strong point is it?

yea

counting always gave me trouble

1-3-2-9-5-7

is that in order

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

typical white trash....gives us honest white men a bad look...jim ur a fukn crumb

[DJ Dalamar]

I can believe this story. Recently we bought some wood flooring to do my Dad's house. We bought way too much and took the extra back We had it all stacked up nice and neat on a card and told her we were bringing about half of it back and should be about 200. She was gossiping with another girl and was having a hard time and kept saying the full amount 500. We both tried to tell her no it should be about 200.

She hands us the card for 500 we say heck with it she's that stupid we'll take it. For the record she was white though.

[paranoyd androyd]

[mathdotcom]

Cashier's fault

He was had

[secretstash]

what a thief scammer

proud to do some shady shit?

sheezus

-stash

[milwaukee mike]

Girl at home depot last week took my coupons for solar salt but it seemed like my order should be $120 instead of $90

So i looked at the receipt, noticed i wasnt charged, and told her about it and paid for it.

Like any non-thief would do

[Mr KLC]

I was planning on going to Lowe's, but after reading this thread......

[NYSportsGuy210]

Some Home Depot girls are hot though.

[onlooker]

I was planning on going to Lowe's, but after reading this thread......

This might actually help Home Depot. All the Lowes shoppers on here will be looking for the stupid cashiers at Home Depot.

[Mr KLC]

This might actually help Home Depot. All the Lowes shoppers on here will be looking for the stupid cashiers at Home Depot.

I can see the commercial now with Jim. We care about you at Home Depot. That's why on Father's Day, we'll give you a free dolly with any purchase. More savings, more doing, especially if you can find the clueless, dumbass Nigerian in our store

[onlooker]

I can see the commercial now with Jim. We care about you at Home Depot. That's why on Father's Day, we'll give you a free dolly with any purchase. More savings, more doing, especially if you can find the clueless, dumbass Nigerian in our store

[MC PICKS]

I can see the commercial now with Jim. We care about you at Home Depot. That's why on Father's Day, we'll give you a free dolly with any purchase. More savings, more doing, especially if you can find the clueless, dumbass Nigerian in our store

[ProfaneReality]

bad nina is calling every home depot in the New England area as we speak

[Powderguy]

HAHAAHA what a beast

[Brock Landers]

Good for you jimmy

i mean a score's a score

[yisman]

yes, the kind of thing Brock would do.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

bad nina is calling every home depot in the New England area as we speak

hahahahahahahahahahaha