Can anybody translate this?

[Dad]

I'd like to know what they are arguing about.

[itchypickle]

Clearly the taller gentleman needed to borrow the bicycle to get down to the local grocery and pick up some more juice...I mean look how hot and thirsty he is by wearing no shirt and signs of dehydration from the slurred uniteligible speech?

[Big Bear]

damn is that dude related to pacquiao? he str8 knock that dude the fukk out

[offshoreguy]

Looks like he found that guys On/Off switch. This one is pretty good too..

[Dad]

Looks like he found that guys On/Off switch. This one is pretty good too..

I just watchd that one too. Good stuff.

[offshoreguy]

guy is a badass, personally I wouldnt want to leave home without my friend in the green hat if I lived in a rough neighborhood like that one.

[Gruntworker]

It's in French... but I'd be surprised if it was anything more then basic talking. If nobody else posts a translation, I'll have my wife look at it later, but seriously doubt there is more to it then that.

[TheMoneyShot]

When that go threw the left... did you see that hat fly off that dude???

[mynameismud]

it was like time stood still for the dude who got knocked out.

[Dad]

Can you imagine getting knocked out by a guy wearing capri pants?

He was QUICK.