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  • milwaukee mike
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-22-07
    • 26914

    #1
    ode to AVRIL poem
    with due respect to the author, isis321

    When I think of Avril Lavigne,
    It is never, 'Complicated'
    Since her arrival on the scene,
    Each day I have masturbated

    Avril is so wickedly hot,
    And she is from Canada too
    I like all of her songs alot,
    All of her lyrics are so true

    She seems to want a 'Skater boi',
    But can she settle for a perv?
    For I would bring her so much joy,
    But I guess her, I don't deserve

    Some people don't like Avril though,
    They think she is a huge poser
    Is she pop or punk, I don't know,
    I just know I want to bang her!

    I read that she can kick some ass,
    And she likes to say the word 'fukk'
    She can take liquor in a glass,
    But can she take my rooster to suck?

    My words may put me in peril,
    I don't mean to be offending
    But each time I look at Avril,
    She gives me a 'Happy Ending'

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  • minet123
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-17-07
    • 10280

    #2
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    • rfr3sh
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-07-09
      • 10229

      #3
      what a fukkin weirdo
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      • The Giant
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-21-12
        • 21480

        #4
        Mike, you are coming up on your historic 10,000th post. It promises to be a groundbreaking, captivating moment for everyone here at SBR.

        When this happens, promise us it won't be as crappy as this post, okay?
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        • GUMMO77
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-23-10
          • 9294

          #5
          What are Mrs. Milwaukee's thoughts and opinions about Avril?
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          • milwaukee mike
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 08-22-07
            • 26914

            #6
            Originally posted by GUMMO77
            What are Mrs. Milwaukee's thoughts and opinions about Avril?
            feel free to come to the bash and ask her
            i can't speak for mrs milwaukee without getting in to trouble
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            • milwaukee mike
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 08-22-07
              • 26914

              #7
              Originally posted by The Giant
              Mike, you are coming up on your historic 10,000th post. It promises to be a groundbreaking, captivating moment for everyone here at SBR.

              When this happens, promise us it won't be as crappy as this post, okay?
              i almost saved this for the 10,000th post but i have something better
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